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Elroy Jetson > 9 months ago, 30 Jan 2011

decrepit

12802 posts

30 Jan 2011 10:40pm

Well there's not much point playing the can-can is there?

Bender

2236 posts

30 Jan 2011 10:57pm

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Elroy Jetson said...

When's Bender get home?

Why is he always off sailing, when he could be home with us??

elmo

8879 posts

30 Jan 2011 11:08pm

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Bender said...

Elroy Jetson said...

When's Bender get home?

Why is he always off sailing, when he could be home with us??

That's cause Bender doesn't live there

Gestalt

QLD

14722 posts

31 Jan 2011 1:13am

dylans' 7th album, the lost artwork

gazza

647 posts

30 Jan 2011 11:38pm

Tits a bit hard playing a tune on this old thing when tits so out of tune!!!

bingles

363 posts

31 Jan 2011 6:28am

"G" - it should be in there some where..

Walt

264 posts

31 Jan 2011 7:31am

The less clothing you have the better feel for the music you get.

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

31 Jan 2011 12:40pm

The dads of the Kindy kids had no idea what a surprise they were in for at tomorrow nights annual Kindy concert, as the two teachers put the finishing touches on the grand finale…..

……"bra bra black sheep"

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

31 Jan 2011 12:51pm

Writing music for porno movies ...It's harder than it looks...

(thats also the name of the movie)

Windxtasy

4017 posts

31 Jan 2011 12:45pm

Melinda wanted some air on her G string

Mark _australia

23526 posts

31 Jan 2011 2:20pm

I got nothin

Ummm........

Puppetry of The Pianists

(you can't see Elmo, he's under the piano

)

Through his thick German accent it was sometimes difficult to understand clearly everything that Cassandra and Melinda's German piano teacher, Manfred, said,
but they both agreed they understood this weeks lesson to be on 'Herr Bach' and going into alot of detail about 'der Well-Tempered Clavier'.

FormulaNova

15090 posts

31 Jan 2011 4:27pm

Hearing about adult entertainment websites on that 'internet thing', the blonde sisters Bambi and Barbie decided that they would try and set one up.

The only problem they had was that the keyboard on their computer was not working and the screen stayed the same no matter what they did.

albers

NSW

1739 posts

31 Jan 2011 8:08pm

Kristina Keneally has employed the services of her twin sister Cristina to help her win the unwinnable election with an evocative and rousing election song video

graceman

323 posts

31 Jan 2011 6:17pm

The standard pianist attire at the Berlusconi residence in Italy.

Mark _australia

23526 posts

31 Jan 2011 6:46pm

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albers said...

.......rousing election song video

or as the Japanese say "erection song video"?

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

31 Jan 2011 9:47pm

This is what happens when 2 musically gifted Blondes are told they should join a Brass Band...

sailpilot

QLD

787 posts

31 Jan 2011 9:43pm

Emily, why are you stroking the black keys like that ?

Oh I'm just trying to fix this thing, usually I have the black ones longer than the white ones......

Oh emily I keep telling you its a piano, not an organ.

greenleader

QLD

5283 posts

31 Jan 2011 9:48pm

ummm, it says here that liberace normally bites a pillow at this point!

what do you make of that buffy?

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

31 Jan 2011 10:02pm

nebbian

6277 posts

31 Jan 2011 9:37pm

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Windxtasy said...

Melinda wanted some air on her G string

Gold

Elroy Jetson

706 posts

1 Feb 2011 10:42pm

Piano less on

Elroy Jetson

706 posts

1 Feb 2011 10:45pm

On that note

time is ~~running out~~ plentiful to get the last of the funny captions in.

3 in the running atm.

Will call it ~~tomorrow evening~~ when ever Greenleader tells me to

greenleader

QLD

5283 posts

2 Feb 2011 1:25am

dude, you have a up to a week for this to run it's course!

some of the older guys haven't even scratched their nuts yet!

Elroy Jetson

706 posts

1 Feb 2011 11:56pm

OK then. Right you are Greenleader. Thought I might call it before the inevitable barrage of kiteboy jokes start.

It would be a safe bet that Elmo and Mark are working their magic in MS paint right now.

It will be very interesting how kiteboy gets woven into this one. Cue the yellow boardies with red polkadots

....

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

2 Feb 2011 7:07pm

Not much of a dangle, this one Elizabeth.

(centrefold of Kite Dangler Monthy Magazine.)

Mecky

NSW

56 posts

2 Feb 2011 8:32pm

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sausage said...

...love this one....

Mark _australia

23526 posts

2 Feb 2011 7:11pm

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Mecky said...

sausage said...

...love this one....

I love all of them

shannon8888

NSW

517 posts

3 Feb 2011 5:51pm

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Elroy Jetson said...

"this was a great idea jane ,wonder how the windsurfing guys are going with there game of nude twister"

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

3 Feb 2011 5:26pm

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shannon8888 said...

"this was a great idea jane ,wonder how the windsurfing guys are going with there game of nude twister?"
"I don't know Mary but I bet you they're not having as much fun as those Kiters in that Public toilet with the holes in the walls."

I guess your keyboard packed it in so I finished it for you.

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Elroy Jetson

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Bender

elmo

Gestalt

gazza

bingles

Walt

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Mark _australia

Elroy Jetson

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albers

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Mark _australia

Bondalucci

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