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Mark _australia > 9 months ago, 7 Dec 2010

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

7 Dec 2010 2:55pm

...and for his last wish, Mark_australia asked the oh so slightly hearing-impaired Genie for a freakan wet {censored}{censored} in the shower...

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

7 Dec 2010 5:29pm

Pascal made sure to wash her pussy daily so it wouldn't smell her house out.

[nothing like stating the obvious but couldn't think of anything else]

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

7 Dec 2010 5:31pm

Her boyfriend was shocked to learn she wasn't a natural redhead.

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

7 Dec 2010 7:06pm

I'll wash the cat. You get the crab pot ready.....

graceman

323 posts

7 Dec 2010 6:22pm

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Mark _australia said...

Hmmmm.

I have you in my power, watch my eyes closely, get me away from this women.

Bluedog76

243 posts

7 Dec 2010 7:12pm

Geez........The cat looks normal next to that

climber

NSW

1125 posts

7 Dec 2010 11:34pm

Pussy gets a cold'n shower ...

elmo

8879 posts

7 Dec 2010 8:38pm

Meet Mrs Elmo

Mark _australia

23526 posts

7 Dec 2010 8:45pm

^^^ is that Mrs Elmo, or one of the hordes you are beating off with a stick?

(Ref: other thread when Don Juan Elmo is discussed)

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

8 Dec 2010 7:40am

half cat...half penguin ???

Mark _australia

23526 posts

8 Dec 2010 12:51pm

Is this a crap pic with nowhere to go apart from the obvious pussy jokes? Do we need a new pic?
Or shall I call it early like in 24hrs?

Windxtasy

4017 posts

8 Dec 2010 2:52pm

I think it has potential but needs time to come up with a good caption and time is something we're a bit short on at present.

Now listen....
.......and listen good.
You've got one more chance.

When I count to 3, I'm gonna take my finger OUT.....

....and this time when I say catch that mouse, I expect you to catch that f@$#'n mouse,
.........or next time it'll be my THUMB you'll be dealing with.

Got it??

FormulaNova

15090 posts

8 Dec 2010 3:48pm

New to the Internet, Jonno signed up to a website when he read the ad for girls washing their pussy in the shower.

It wasn't quite what he thought it was going to be.

(P.S. don't call them too soon, a week is about right)

FormulaNova

15090 posts

8 Dec 2010 3:49pm

You think coming across a black cat is bad luck. Finding one in the shower is not much fun either.

lotofwind

NSW

6451 posts

8 Dec 2010 8:33pm

The new Enjo shower cleaning glove,
Now with built in twin super bright dirt finding lights.

Windxtasy

4017 posts

9 Dec 2010 2:45pm

Lola knew something was wrong when she woke up with bright red hair.
Then the alien appeared while she was taking a shower...

Bender

2236 posts

9 Dec 2010 3:29pm

Johnny was insecure enough about his lack of ability to pick up women. Seeing his pet cat Sam gettting more action than him pushed him over the edge

fatwa

TAS

107 posts

9 Dec 2010 10:56pm

yeeeeaaaaahhhhh ...... no.

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

9 Dec 2010 10:07pm

Roger the Cat was starting to wish he hadn't asked Santa for that Tickle Me Emo for Christmas....

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

10 Dec 2010 2:05am

Sure, she wasn't that bright...
.....but she was a comely lass and always keen to oblige.

"men sometimes ask you to do the strangest things," Bessie thought to herself, as she prepared to shave her pussie.

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

10 Dec 2010 8:27am

big Barrys french tickler had a novelty cats head tip ! ..

Mark _australia

23526 posts

12 Dec 2010 5:08pm

This has carked it.

Calling it tonight.......

Mark _australia

23526 posts

12 Dec 2010 9:16pm

OK somebody does not want me to call it

care to add an entry?

BlueStorm

71 posts

13 Dec 2010 10:45am

And the moral of the story kids is........ if you meet a girl with bright red hair in a bathing suit you are sure to end up with a wet pussy

theDoctor

NSW

5786 posts

13 Dec 2010 10:09pm

josie and the wet pussie cat

freaky eyes and fur of black

someone call the r.s.p.c.a stat

josie and the wet pussie cat

Mark _australia

23526 posts

13 Dec 2010 8:48pm

.... and the winner is - Lotofwind for the Enjo glove! I also wondered where her hand had gone

Over to Lotofwind

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