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Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
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Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23647 posts
7 Dec 2010 10:28am
Hmmmm.





Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
Waterloo Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
7 Dec 2010 2:55pm
...and for his last wish, Mark_australia asked the oh so slightly hearing-impaired Genie for a freakan wet {censored}{censored} in the shower...

sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
sausage sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
7 Dec 2010 5:29pm
Pascal made sure to wash her pussy daily so it wouldn't smell her house out.

[nothing like stating the obvious but couldn't think of anything else]
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
sausage sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
7 Dec 2010 5:31pm
Her boyfriend was shocked to learn she wasn't a natural redhead.
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
Richiefish Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
7 Dec 2010 7:06pm
I'll wash the cat. You get the crab pot ready.....
graceman
graceman
WA
323 posts
graceman graceman
WA, 323 posts
7 Dec 2010 6:22pm
Mark _australia said...

Hmmmm.








I have you in my power, watch my eyes closely, get me away from this women.
Bluedog76
Bluedog76
249 posts
Bluedog76 Bluedog76
249 posts
7 Dec 2010 7:12pm
Geez........The cat looks normal next to that
knigit
knigit
WA
319 posts
knigit knigit
WA, 319 posts
7 Dec 2010 7:27pm
Cold hands?
climber
climber
NSW
1125 posts
climber climber
NSW, 1125 posts
7 Dec 2010 11:34pm
Pussy gets a cold'n shower ...
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
elmo elmo
WA, 8890 posts
7 Dec 2010 8:38pm
Meet Mrs Elmo
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23647 posts
7 Dec 2010 8:45pm
^^^ is that Mrs Elmo, or one of the hordes you are beating off with a stick? (Ref: other thread when Don Juan Elmo is discussed)

Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
Richiefish Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
8 Dec 2010 7:40am
half cat...half penguin ???

Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23647 posts
8 Dec 2010 12:51pm
Is this a crap pic with nowhere to go apart from the obvious pussy jokes? Do we need a new pic?
Or shall I call it early like in 24hrs?
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
Windxtasy Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
8 Dec 2010 2:52pm
I think it has potential but needs time to come up with a good caption and time is something we're a bit short on at present.
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
Bondalucci Bondalucci
VIC, 1580 posts
8 Dec 2010 6:26pm
Now listen....
.......and listen good.
You've got one more chance.

When I count to 3, I'm gonna take my finger OUT.....

....and this time when I say catch that mouse, I expect you to catch that f@$#'n mouse,
.........or next time it'll be my THUMB you'll be dealing with.

Got it??






FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
FormulaNova FormulaNova
WA, 15100 posts
8 Dec 2010 3:48pm




New to the Internet, Jonno signed up to a website when he read the ad for girls washing their pussy in the shower.

It wasn't quite what he thought it was going to be.


(P.S. don't call them too soon, a week is about right)
FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
FormulaNova FormulaNova
WA, 15100 posts
8 Dec 2010 3:49pm



You think coming across a black cat is bad luck. Finding one in the shower is not much fun either.

lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
lotofwind lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
8 Dec 2010 8:33pm



The new Enjo shower cleaning glove,
Now with built in twin super bright dirt finding lights.

Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
Windxtasy Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
9 Dec 2010 2:45pm
Lola knew something was wrong when she woke up with bright red hair.
Then the alien appeared while she was taking a shower...





Bender
Bender
WA
2236 posts
Bender Bender
WA, 2236 posts
9 Dec 2010 3:29pm
Johnny was insecure enough about his lack of ability to pick up women. Seeing his pet cat Sam gettting more action than him pushed him over the edge
fatwa
fatwa
TAS
107 posts
fatwa fatwa
TAS, 107 posts
9 Dec 2010 10:56pm
yeeeeaaaaahhhhh ...... no.
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
Waterloo Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
9 Dec 2010 10:07pm





Roger the Cat was starting to wish he hadn't asked Santa for that Tickle Me Emo for Christmas....

Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
Bondalucci Bondalucci
VIC, 1580 posts
10 Dec 2010 2:05am
Sure, she wasn't that bright...
.....but she was a comely lass and always keen to oblige.

"men sometimes ask you to do the strangest things," Bessie thought to herself, as she prepared to shave her pussie.








Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
Richiefish Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
10 Dec 2010 8:27am
big Barrys french tickler had a novelty cats head tip ! ..
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23647 posts
12 Dec 2010 5:08pm
This has carked it.

Calling it tonight.......
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23647 posts
12 Dec 2010 9:16pm
OK somebody does not want me to call it care to add an entry?

BlueStorm
BlueStorm
WA
71 posts
BlueStorm BlueStorm
WA, 71 posts
13 Dec 2010 10:45am



And the moral of the story kids is........ if you meet a girl with bright red hair in a bathing suit you are sure to end up with a wet pussy


theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
theDoctor theDoctor
NSW, 5786 posts
13 Dec 2010 10:09pm
josie and the wet pussie cat

freaky eyes and fur of black

someone call the r.s.p.c.a stat

josie and the wet pussie cat

Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23647 posts
13 Dec 2010 8:48pm
.... and the winner is - Lotofwind for the Enjo glove! I also wondered where her hand had gone

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