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Created by Waterloo Waterloo  > 9 months ago, 10 Aug 2010
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Waterloo
Waterloo

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

10 Aug 2010 11:17pm
Tony Abbott makes an impromptu photo opportunity stop at the local girls school to reiterate his 'policy' on sex before marriage...



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wave knave
wave knave

wave knave

306 posts

10 Aug 2010 11:10pm







the successful graduates of the sex ed curriculum, goodwood high.
busterwa
busterwa

busterwa

3782 posts

11 Aug 2010 3:13am
I cant wait till my kids kids grow up and get suicide bombed on a bus in australia due to people voting labour in 2010,
busterwa
busterwa

busterwa

3782 posts

11 Aug 2010 3:20am
"sorry we have no beds availabe to deliver you babies" as we have spent all our money on promoting illegal immigration and building five star detention centres.
DavMen
DavMen

DavMen

NSW

1509 posts

11 Aug 2010 8:37am
Oakwood Girls - 'School for Virgins' - Class of 69
Richiefish
Richiefish

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

11 Aug 2010 9:35am
class 10E were also known as the "KEGMISTERS!"..
elmo
elmo

elmo

WA

8879 posts

11 Aug 2010 7:38am
The girls REALLY wanted to get back to there netball practice quickly
Richiefish
Richiefish

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

11 Aug 2010 12:16pm
The end of grade nine party had been "wild" even by adult swinger standards.
KenHo
KenHo

KenHo

NSW

1353 posts

11 Aug 2010 12:26pm
Most schools only have one School Bus Route.
Waterloo
Waterloo

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

11 Aug 2010 12:34pm
When Chuck Norris visits a school, he really VISITS the school...

NotWal
NotWal

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

11 Aug 2010 12:53pm
Class photo of Grade 10E (for embryonic) early learning program.
sausage
sausage

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

11 Aug 2010 1:24pm
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Waterloo said...

When Chuck Norris visits a school, he really VISITS the school...




^

It's unfortunate that Rule #56 states "the poster of said Caption Competion cannot be judged as winner regardless of how funny, clever, purile or otherwise their caption may be"
sailpilot
sailpilot

sailpilot

QLD

787 posts

11 Aug 2010 2:01pm
When told to 'shape up or ship out' the girls made a unanimous decision.
jermaldan
jermaldan

jermaldan

VIC

1572 posts

11 Aug 2010 2:46pm
St.Kilda Football Club has a lot to answer for this time!
evlPanda
evlPanda

evlPanda

NSW

9207 posts

11 Aug 2010 5:09pm

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busterwa said...

I cant wait till my kids kids grow up and get suicide bombed on a bus in australia due to people voting labour in 2010,


The first batch of east coast children in the oven. They will be introduced into Western Australia to combat falling IQs caused by chemtrails.

East Side muthaf***a!!!

elmo
elmo

elmo

WA

8879 posts

11 Aug 2010 3:18pm
Proof that the rhythm method works
lotofwind
lotofwind

lotofwind

NSW

6451 posts

11 Aug 2010 5:21pm
The principle said

"I told you not to take the school girls on a feild trip to the beach when a kitesurfing comp was on"

MikeyS
MikeyS

MikeyS

VIC

1509 posts

11 Aug 2010 6:35pm

It took several months before it was discovered that Oakwood Girls High toilets shared common plumbing with the automatic tellers at the sperm bank next door.
Windxtasy
Windxtasy

Windxtasy

WA

4017 posts

11 Aug 2010 4:42pm


The School sports locker has been raided?
and all the soccerballs, netballs and basketballs have been taken?
Nooo, we don't have any idea where they could be, Sir...

That means we have to do windsurfing for sport AGAIN?...

Yessss!!!!

Bondalucci
Bondalucci

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

11 Aug 2010 7:47pm
..and at the newly opened school of "How to Wrought the Government" Secondary College, we meet the students enrolled in Baby Bonus 101:



Teacher: - Well done girls. Now that you've all successfully completed the "what goes where" stage, next term we can move onto "how to get the little buggers out!!"

Little Jon
Little Jon

Little Jon

NSW

2115 posts

11 Aug 2010 9:18pm
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busterwa said...

I cant wait till my kids kids grow up and get suicide bombed on a bus in australia due to people voting labour in 2010,


Wasn't it the other way round? Howard followed Bush into war, some said it made us a target, then we had Bali and Howard said it wasn't related, then we had Bali 2 and Howard then said it was inevitable we get attacked
greenleader
greenleader

greenleader

QLD

5283 posts

11 Aug 2010 11:17pm
ms robinson insisted that the girls put cushions up their dresses so she didn't look too fat.
Waterloo
Waterloo

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

12 Aug 2010 12:13am
Their relief teacher Mrs Crabapple said she was very proud of the Film and Drama Class graduating with honours and that it was a pity their teacher, Mr Polanski, had to leave the country so abruptly.
Wet Willy
Wet Willy

Wet Willy

TAS

2317 posts

13 Aug 2010 1:42am
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Waterloo said...

When Chuck Norris visits a school, he really VISITS the school...




I have no idea what the f*** this caption means, but somehow I love it
Wet Willy
Wet Willy

Wet Willy

TAS

2317 posts

13 Aug 2010 1:46am
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Wet Willy said...

Waterloo said...

When Chuck Norris visits a school, he really VISITS the school...




I have no idea what the f*** this caption means, but somehow I love it


Oh...now I get it
Wet Willy
Wet Willy

Wet Willy

TAS

2317 posts

13 Aug 2010 1:50am
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Little Jon said...

busterwa said...

I cant wait till my kids kids grow up and get suicide bombed on a bus in australia due to people voting labour in 2010,


Wasn't it the other way round? Howard followed Bush into war, some said it made us a target, then we had Bali and Howard said it wasn't related, then we had Bali 2 and Howard then said it was inevitable we get attacked


Yeah but dude, if Iraq ever invades Australia we're in good with the Yanks now
Gestalt
Gestalt

Gestalt

QLD

14722 posts

15 Aug 2010 8:48am
1975 lock up your daughters tour

if only the parents had listened.
greenleader
greenleader

greenleader

QLD

5283 posts

15 Aug 2010 2:27pm
with the $4500 baby bonus firmly in their sights, the girls knew it was first class all the way to schoolies week at surfers paradise.
greenleader
greenleader

greenleader

QLD

5283 posts

15 Aug 2010 11:03pm
oakwood high always remembered the day it was coined as pokewood high!
greenleader
greenleader

greenleader

QLD

5283 posts

15 Aug 2010 11:08pm
excuse me mrs chillcott, but i think my waters just broke over your blouse.
sausage
sausage

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

16 Aug 2010 4:10pm
The girls virginity was never questioned and they were adamant that 7 months ago on their wilderness trip that they didn't meet any men, although recalled having no memory of events for around 4 hours after their teacher, Mrs Tootsie Doubtfire cooked them all up some lovely mushroom soup.
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