Tom "What's up dog?!?"

hey, zoey the cat. i'm cloey the cat.
straight from dunny block to you.

spreading my claws to australian shores,

the local stuff don't stand a chance.

i'll eat the numbats and chew the bilbys and then i will eat all the native birds and their eggs before they have hatched.

.........and shortly we will sit on dads lap and
he will stroke us!

FKN HEAVEN!

Waiting for the return of the toilet duck.

I suspect Formula Nova has cats..?

"Mehitabel was her name. Roughest moggie I ever met. God what a night"

Cats discuss literature

"Ignatz was a mouse. That's against the order of nature."
"Well why didn't Officer Pup throw Krazy in the cooler rather than Ignatz. I dont get it"

It may be just instinct, but when I see kites, I want to kill......

Cats discuss the vagaries of etymology.

"How come nine tails is nasty but nine lives is good?"

"I dunno. Why does cat-a-tonic mean asleep?"

Cats discuss sport:

"Tennis. Now there's a perverted sport. They have these things called 'raquets' with strings
and you wouldn't believe what they make the strings out of"

screw you catarazzi !!!

Long tail = full flush
Short tail = half flush
Both tails = catastrophe

- Just another couple of kite surfing Pussies,
....waiting for the wind to drop, so they can go outside

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The result of what you could get if you type "2 wet red pussies at your window" in your web browser ?

i wish the humans would leave the toilet lid open for when we get a bad can of snappy tom.

furball hocking was popular after the afternoon tongue bath.

cat turdlers

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sboardcrazy said...

I suspect Formula Nova has cats..?

Nup. I am not a huge fan of cats. I don't hate them, but I wouldn't get one as a pet. On the other hand, my dog is completely the opposite. She loves cats and wanted to go fetch one to make friends, but the cat had other ideas.

They're not very trusting, are they these cats?



Cornered by FormulaNova's dog in a third floor bathroom, the cats decided to go out Thelma and Louise style...

Weapons of mouse destruction

Random cat chat:

Then she said "It's very small"
So he said "Its big enough to swing a cat" and proceeded to demonstrate, the bastard.
Turns out she wasn't talking about the room.

Har har har. So you weren't the only disappointed pussy then.

GPSTom Cats discuss the question on everybody's lips:

Trackpoint or doppler?



Who cares? It's the joy of the chase really...

Typical females - whenever they are around a toilet their friend has to come too.....

last call for entries...

no can do back on shift havent got the time unfortunatly!!!!! excellent choice wind!!!! plenty of luls!!!!

and the winner is...

some excellent entries once more, especially the mammoth 11 entries by FormulaNova. Must be a new CC record I think! Either FormulaNova was feeling particularly bored or he was really desperate to win this one after being pipped at the post last time.

Third place goes to NotWal for his clever reference to catgut tennis raquet strings.

Second place goes to first timer "bananalover" - I liked "Where did that goldfish go that was flushed down the toilet?" and the Postman Pat one - very clever.

but the winner has to be FormulaNova!. Which one did I like best? Hard to say, but I think "You stay outside and use the kitty litter. We're going to use this thing." sums up the body language and setting best.

so, over to you FormulaNova!

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Windxtasy said...
some excellent entries once more . . .

You deserve an honourable mention yourself, Windxtasy, with your weapons of mouse destruction.

People's choice award??

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Bristol said...

Windxtasy said...
some excellent entries once more . . .

You deserve an honourable mention yourself, Windxtasy, with your weapons of mouse destruction.

People's choice award??

Awww, thankyou...

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Windxtasy said...

and the winner is...

some excellent entries once more, especially the mammoth 11 entries by FormulaNova. Must be a new CC record I think! Either FormulaNova was feeling particularly bored or he was really desperate to win this one after being pipped at the post last time.

Third place goes to NotWal for his clever reference to catgut tennis raquet strings.

Second place goes to first timer "bananalover" - I liked "Where did that goldfish go that was flushed down the toilet?" and the Postman Pat one - very clever.

but the winner has to be FormulaNova!. Which one did I like best? Hard to say, but I think "You stay outside and use the kitty litter. We're going to use this thing." sums up the body language and setting best.

so, over to you FormulaNova!

I am sure I posted a reply to this, but it seems the internet must have swallowed it up...

Thanks Windxtasy.

I would like to thank 'Asahi beer'; without you I couldn't have posted anywhere near the number of entries, together with special thanks to 'a lack of anything good on TV tonight' for inspiration.

Oh well, caption comp number 126 has started. It is getting difficult to find images that haven't been used before.

Wot? No twistie and vegemite sandwich?