Osama bin Kite has been employed to encourage windsurfers to stay South of Woodmans Point.

mark australia takes up the sport of formula sailing.

Teabags Target Practice

New starting gun for the LOC to discourage crowding around the pin end.

GPSTC rivalry was starting to get out of control.

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rohjar said...

Ill get that B.. windsurfer !! He won't run through my fishing line again!

Cutbacks were hurting the border patrols.

Never wash your patrol boat in warm water

"OK then. Let's go fishin!"

"Steal my craypots will ya? We'll soon see about that!"

This ain't gonna work. Every time I fire the gun I end up back at the boat ramp!

So this is the pr!ck who keeps taking out the Melville wind meter.
I thought as much!

when the boys on the coast guard cutter set up the tender for a christmas photo joke it was just a joke , BUT then they all got to thinkin.............

...(quietly sneak up using the stealthy electric motor then....) BLAST EM !!!!!!

Let those Japanese whale hunters try to ram this one...he he...

Tom used to fly F14s, but he had to go and screw the Admirals wife... Now his need for speed went unsatisfied....

Always the optimist, Costner was sure his new sequel
"Waterworld - There's a New Sherrif in Town!"
was sure to do better at the Box Office!!

Cost cuts lead to ad hoc solutions. This emergency propulsion, er repulsion system is unfortunately unsuitable for use in crowded moorings so they don't let Elmo drive it.

"If I go around in a silly boat with a big gun, no-one will notice that I'm half fly"

go ahead...touch my crab pot !!! Are ya feelin lucky , punk ???

Werner on patrol

the japanese downsize their whaling fleet to avoid detection by seashepherd.

Damn carp are out of control up here.......look out, I think it is comin' right for us!!

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Bluedog76 said...

Damn carp are out of control up here.......look out, I think it is comin' right for us!!

THIN THEIR NUMBERS !!!

After the sinking of the Ady Gil protest boat, the anti whalers had to downsize the replacement vessel due to the expense of arming it properly.

The Iraqis' sophistication in concealing their weapons was far too clever
for George W. and his team......

Jessica Watson soon got her revenge on her critics

new measures were called upon to curtail ramp rage.

No one messes with the Stig.
Now lets put this puppy through her paces.

AAP/Reuters: The Australian federal environmental minister Peter Garrett today left Hobart to interdict the Japanese whaling fleet personally. Piloting a low-emission, budget-conscious "LiLo" class frigate, he said "The time has come, a fact's a fact", adding that "the whales aren't theirs, let's take 'em back".

When asked if this move signalled a change in official government policy, Garrett disagreed, saying "I've been muzzled by my colleagues long enough. How can we sleep while our beds are burning?" He went on to say "If the Japanese politicians hit us with trade sanctions, it could certainly hurt coal exports, but if I work all day for the Blue Sky mining company, while there'll be pay in my pocket tonight, the balance sheet will meanwhile be breaking up the sky. As minister for environment, I'm not about to let that happen".

When asked for comment, Captain Paul Watson of the anti-whaling Sea Shepherd organisation said "I've always known Mr Garrett had bigger balls than me, I'm glad he's finally decided to reattach them"...