Caption comp 101 (how not to do one) (Humour)

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Caption comp 101 (how not to do one)

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elmo > 9 months ago, 11 Oct 2009

elmo

8879 posts

11 Oct 2009 8:44am

Hopefully this gives you something to work with

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

11 Oct 2009 11:33am

The Jackson Jive skit on Red Faces would not have offended as much if they hadn't used the black backdrop.

easty

TAS

2213 posts

11 Oct 2009 12:34pm

Eye spy?

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

11 Oct 2009 11:48am

Elmo's 'special' party ended abruptly last night when his 'friends' discovered he had a bad case of Pink Eye.

wormy

QLD

679 posts

11 Oct 2009 12:03pm

Get ya finger out of me bum, AH that is a finger

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

11 Oct 2009 12:07pm

Although there were many fine examples in nature, Elmo had trouble choosing which eyespots to put on his kit that would scare the kiters away from his favorite surf spot.

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

11 Oct 2009 12:13pm

The world championship all night closet pharting contest was about to lose its first competitor...

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

11 Oct 2009 12:23pm

whats that smell ??

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

11 Oct 2009 12:26pm

On windless days the Mandura Mob likes to play sardines for a bit of team bonding. They are all afraid of the dark and they depend on mutual support to keep the tears away.

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

11 Oct 2009 12:37pm

Roger the Cabinboy and Seamen Stains were starting to regret inviting a few of the Mandurah Mob back to the Lugger to discuss the deep space theorem.

Gestalt

QLD

14722 posts

11 Oct 2009 12:44pm

clearly no wind in qld as the crew goes about keeping an eye on elmos submission.

sailpilot

QLD

787 posts

11 Oct 2009 1:18pm

Dali's latest inspirational piece of impressionist art has managed to fool poor old Elmo into thinking these well painted breasts are actually eyeballs

In the late 14th century the religious writings of the Kitungamalada Sect of the Northern Kashmiran mountains (not far from the Senzheuen Roadhouse on the west side of Lake Languozuen ) were revised after a celestial visitation to the great prophet sect senior person Nong Yuen Nussing.

This included changing the phrase "eyes are the windows to the soul" to "the eyes are the windows to the black **** on the otherside"

kiwibro

175 posts

11 Oct 2009 11:37am

try that again..for effect

In the late 14th century the religious writings of the Kitungamalada Sect of the Northern Kashmiran mountains (not far from the Senzheuen Roadhouse on the west side of Lake Languozuen ) were revised after a celestial visitation to the great prophet sect senior person Nong Yuen Nussing.

This included changing the phrase "eyes are the windows to the soul" to "the eyes are the windows to the black Sh#t on the otherside"

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

11 Oct 2009 1:54pm

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kiwibro said...

try that again..for effect

..." to "the eyes are the windows to the black Sh#t on the otherside"

A worthwhile point of clarification.

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

11 Oct 2009 3:23pm

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elmo said...

Hopefully this gives you something to work with

Eye'm confused - Eye just don't get it!

greenleader

QLD

5283 posts

11 Oct 2009 5:00pm

"in space, no one can hear you cry."

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

11 Oct 2009 6:10pm

The inside of Elmo's marble bag.

Windxtasy

4017 posts

11 Oct 2009 6:02pm

Dr Suess' 'be your own doctor' book for kids - The Doc In The Hat Comes Back

elmo

8879 posts

11 Oct 2009 6:18pm

Nobody wanted to cash in their Daylight Savings till one day there was none left for anyone

elmo

8879 posts

11 Oct 2009 6:20pm

Ok, quick head check
Bruce, "here"
Bruce, "here"
Bruce "Yo Mamma"
Bruce "yep"
Bruce "here
Bruce......
Bruce......
Has anyone seen where Bruce went to??

Windxtasy

4017 posts

11 Oct 2009 6:30pm

More from "The Doc In The Hat Comes Back"...

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

11 Oct 2009 8:38pm

HELP. Is there an ophthalmologist in the cupboard?

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

11 Oct 2009 8:43pm

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Windxtasy said...

More from "The Doc In The Hat Comes Back"...

The gynacological sequel Pox on Box was a best seller with the kiddies.

HowlingDog

61 posts

11 Oct 2009 8:45pm

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elmo said...

Hopefully this gives you something to work with

It's all good fun till some one has an eye out.....

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

11 Oct 2009 11:02pm

I move the honourable member.
Those in favour?
The eyes have it.

Al Planet

TAS

1548 posts

12 Oct 2009 12:47pm

eyesonic
It's Alive!!!!

Bender

2236 posts

12 Oct 2009 10:00am

I've got no eye idea!

Boom boom

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

12 Oct 2009 12:02pm

upwind

QLD

166 posts

12 Oct 2009 3:08pm

eye eye skipper, eye'll keep an eye out for ya

Windxtasy

4017 posts

12 Oct 2009 1:11pm

The Moreton Bay mob meet on the beach to discuss how to sail safely in the worst dust storm ever. They decide on luminous eyedrops.
When you see the whites of their eyes - Gybe!

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