Caption Contest #29

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Wet Willy
Wet Willy
TAS
2317 posts
TAS, 2317 posts
31 Aug 2008 11:14pm
Ok, here's one I took myself, believe it or not.

This time let's run the comp until Friday - no more premature adjudication, or things will start to get messy...

Have fun!

MAY THE BEST MAN WIN!





decrepit
decrepit
WA
12872 posts
WA, 12872 posts
31 Aug 2008 9:19pm
Free gift wrap anyone???
Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
WA, 921 posts
31 Aug 2008 9:25pm
If I had a dollar for every sail I trashed this season I could buy another one.
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
31 Aug 2008 9:28pm
If you had have bought Pryde sails you'd still be out sailing



elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
31 Aug 2008 9:30pm
The Asian version of "Buckets" and the victims it has claimed.



Sorry all, WA reference
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
31 Aug 2008 9:31pm
The challenge was given, Jump Lamp post height for $10,000
They forgot to mention the power lines
Wet Willy
Wet Willy
TAS
2317 posts
TAS, 2317 posts
31 Aug 2008 11:36pm
You know it was a good session when...
Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
WA, 921 posts
31 Aug 2008 9:39pm
It only took one kiter to spoil everyones day
Bender
Bender
WA
2236 posts
WA, 2236 posts
31 Aug 2008 9:47pm
Once johnny tried a Tushingham Sail he was so impressed he could not bring himself to sail anything else.
Wet Willy
Wet Willy
TAS
2317 posts
TAS, 2317 posts
31 Aug 2008 11:52pm
First came disposable contact lenses, then disposable underwear, and now this...
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
WA, 23647 posts
31 Aug 2008 10:11pm
..and after the 2008 PWA final, the sailors stayed in and the kit went out on the p!ss.........
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
31 Aug 2008 10:22pm
Bender said...

Once johnny tried a Tushingham Sail he was so impressed he could not bring himself to sail anything else.


So he took up Kiting
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
31 Aug 2008 10:26pm
You Land board on the foot path, you're gonna get trashed
Wet Willy
Wet Willy
TAS
2317 posts
TAS, 2317 posts
1 Sep 2008 12:29am
The manufacturers were advertising their new sails as "Bomb-Proof", and Al-Qaida took it as a challenge
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
1 Sep 2008 12:31am
the canary islands olympic windsurfing team came to realise quickly that their equipment wasn't meant for beijing.
firiebob
firiebob
WA
3182 posts
WA, 3182 posts
31 Aug 2008 11:21pm
Avoid coconut trees when landsailing Willy's footpath.
Greenroom
Greenroom
WA
7608 posts
WA, 7608 posts
1 Sep 2008 12:01am
Bloody apprentice sail maker couldnt keep his mind on the job. Kept phucking up

sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
1 Sep 2008 8:52am
FIRE SAIL
knot board
knot board
QLD
1241 posts
QLD, 1241 posts
1 Sep 2008 8:55am
The Vietnamese people found windsurfing too expensive until Willy explained the gear wasn't disposable.
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
1 Sep 2008 9:01am
sail makers realised that instructions on how to roll up and store the sail would now have to be written in Engrish as well.
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
1 Sep 2008 9:20am
The body of the kite surfer was discovered under this pile of "evidence". Police consider the find as Suspicious.......
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
1 Sep 2008 9:21am
Greenroom said...

Bloody apprentice sail maker couldnt keep his mind on the job. Kept phucking up




Therefore a phuck up in Phuket.
knot board
knot board
QLD
1241 posts
QLD, 1241 posts
1 Sep 2008 9:28am
When granted three magic wishes Willy asked for constant wind, perfect gybes and a coconut tree that grows sails.
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
1 Sep 2008 9:31am
Poor Reli's new home.
Troppo
Troppo
WA
887 posts
WA, 887 posts
1 Sep 2008 7:51am
The only thing missing is some little asian dude saying....

"mr, mr you buy! you buy!"??
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
1 Sep 2008 9:53am
The opulant westerners dispose of gear because the colour has gone out of fashion. Meanwhile in africa the kids have to make their own sails out of elephant ears and crocodile manure......
sailpilot
sailpilot
QLD
787 posts
QLD, 787 posts
1 Sep 2008 10:05am
No matter how hard I scrunch, I cant get them as crinkly as bikini girl in caption 28.
sailpilot
sailpilot
QLD
787 posts
QLD, 787 posts
1 Sep 2008 10:10am
The new asian rage of x-ply origami is set to keep the industry alive this winter.
sailpilot
sailpilot
QLD
787 posts
QLD, 787 posts
1 Sep 2008 10:12am
sailpilot said...

The new asian rage of x-ply origami is set to keep the industry alive this winter.


Oops.....Its spring today
knot board
knot board
QLD
1241 posts
QLD, 1241 posts
1 Sep 2008 10:14am
Dragging his gear behind a bicycle tends to wear out Willy's sails quickly.
walshd
walshd
SA
601 posts
SA, 601 posts
1 Sep 2008 9:54am
Joe wore a helmet after putting his head through the first 10 sails. Saved him from a few concussions but the wallet still continued to get a raping
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