Bruce's myspace profile was a hit with the ladies.

The ugly ones always have the best personalities.

You know what they say about big noses !

Strangely enough, everyone knew Akhmal was rich.

jimmy durante??? who's he?

That night, he found his little gold digger was actually a MAN.

Akmal's fortune was gained through his ability to smuggle vast quantitiies of "coke" through customs.

No mystery as to where he hides the "gear"

Doola insisted on marrying Achmed the day after his brain surgery.

f()ck1n 'ell, he must have a huge johnson.

Fatima considered Akhmed a fine catch as he had consistently been voted the most handsome man in the village.

And the bride, the sister of Borat, wore the traditional wedding garb of her brothel.

Mr Potato head's confidence had soared sky-high when they finally released 'the wedding' range.

Bin Syed Mohammed found an internet dating site for blind chicks, and scored a LOT more than he used to

Doola had never even heard of a "Professor of cunnalingus", until she met Flangesniffen.

The dichotomy of arranged marriages!
You win some, you lose some!

or

Why arranged marriages remain popular. Hi five (said with borat accent)!

I bet he is just after her money

Ahmoun the fisherman found brief happiness with the mermaid who blundered into his net. Lonely, but not unkind, he was persuaded by her tears to free her the morning after they married. But there was another. Irresistibly drawn by the allure of her fishiness, Stewie waited at the back door...

Pictured right: Mr Ali, the winner of Saturday's 1,000,000 Rupee Lottery. Mrs Ali could not be contacted and there are concerns for her safety.

Being completely blind has never stopped Annette from leading a completely normal life.

...and together they had a lovely daughter, everyone agreed she got her looks from her dad.

Wasn't she in the Star Wars bar scene?

Toolah knew her father would never let her marry a rastafarian, so on the big day Achmed hid his dreadlocks.

Let me tell you 'bout Ahab The Arab
The Sheik of the burning sand
He had emeralds and rubies just dripping off 'a him
And a ring on every finger of his hands

He wore a big ol' turban wrapped around his head
And a scimitar by his side
And every evening about midnight
He'd jump on his camel named Clyde...and ride

Spoken

Silently through the night to the sultan's tent where he would secretly meet up with Fatima of the Seven Veils, swingingest grade "A" number one U.S. choice dancer in the Sultan's whole harem, 'cause, heh, him and her had a thing going. You know, and they'd been carrying on for some time now behind the Sultan's back and you could hear him talk to his camel as he rode out across the dunes, his voice would cut through the still night desert air and he'd say (imitate Arabian speech) which is arabic for, "stop, Clyde!" and Clyde would say, (imitate camel voice). Which is camel for, "What the heck did he say anyway?"
Well....

He brought that camel to a screeching halt
At the rear of Fatima's tent jumped off Clyde,
Snuck around the corner and into the tent he went
There he saw Fatima laying on a Zebra skin rug
Wearing rings on her fingers and bells on her toes
And a bone in her nose ho, ho.
Spoken

There she was friends lying there in all her radiant beauty. Eating on a raisin, grape, apricot, pomegranate, bowl of chitterlings, two bananas, three Hershey bars, sipping on a "R C" Co-Cola listening to her transistor, watching the Grand Ole Opry on the tube reading the Mad magazine while she sung, "Does your chewing gum lose it's flavor?" and Ahab walked up to her and he said, (imitate Arabian speech) which is arabic for, "Let's twist again like we did last summer, baby." (laughter) You know what I mean! Whew! She looked up at him from off the rug, give him one of the sly looks, she said, (coy, girlish laugh) "Crazy baby".
'Round and around and around and around...etc.

And that's the story 'bout Ahab the Arab
The Sheik of the Burnin' sand
Ahab the Arab
The swinging Sheik of the burnin' sand

I thought Ahab was a whale seeking sea captain???

Ahkmet couldnt beleive his luck in finding two beautiful women to add to his harem.

(note: Ahkmet appears cross-eyed in this image)

Professor Ali and his "Hypno Helmet" in action.

Wondering what this has to do with windsurfing.

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novak said...

Wondering what this has to do with windsurfing.

I don't get it

He had everything she desired in a man

A) money

B) money

C) money