The irony is: If you looked like that you'd never have to do any of your own mechanical work at all!

no thanks, i dont need any help, im used to working on my back.

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Windxtasy said...

Richiefish said...

Safety !!!

That would get you rescued in a hurry!
(assuming you were female...)

He he... They used to call life jackets "Mae Wests" remember.

"A hard man is good to find"

Is it road kill or more kiter carnage?

candida wondered why there was always a crowd of men waiting to see her retrieve her hidden keys after a beach walk.

claudia was partial to opening both her bmw bonnet and her volkswagen bonnet at the same time.

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greenleader said...

www.sumpdrainingchicks.com

love their work!

Am I the only one who was disappointed when that link didn't work?

"The beauty of a blonde girlfriend"

A) I finally now understand what they mean by "autoerotica"!

B) Pamela Anderson proves she's still got it - she'll go down on anything!

C) Wouldn't she be more useful parking bikes!

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Waterloo said...

Candida loved that car so much...she'd even blown the head gasket twice.

She soon left him though...he promised her he had a V8 donk "under the hood" but it only turned out to be a straight 6.

surfers paradise car service maids

$75 for an outcall, plus parts and labour......but you just accept it as a part of life!

Gremlins ???????

Compliance check? Cars gota have a hooter or two.

Fender bender

Bidgett's
Massive
Wobblies

You would think that if she walked around all day the front of her legs wouldn't be tanned at all.

'high performance roadcar silicone chip industries'

had their best installation technician on the job.

Well we've dropped off the boil, no polka dotted shorts, no little furry thing poking up where
it shouldn't (elmo that is) - so will call it PM tomorrow.

the fuzzy fella was confused as to what to do .....

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Richiefish said...

the fuzzy fella was confused as to what to do .....

Somehow, Richie, you've captured Elmo's disappointment and dismay perfectly...

Thank goodness they're not blue strings

(Sorry)

Titty Titty Bang Bang - the Adults version.

Well many notables this week...

Formula Nova had a flurry of activity.

Richie had a late run for the line capturing the moment elmo realised he couldn't combine kiting, balooning and a life-long partner.

Davman for greasing the nipples.

Windxtasy for Borat's chick magnet.

So in the end it was a close call.

Bondy's racks on the roof.

Greeny's lipstick down the air vent.

But there can only be one winner and tonight it's .....



Greenleader

congrats - take it away.

woo hoo.

one of the great uncertainties in life, even bigger than waiting for the lotto results is the fist shaking fun of winning the seabreeze caption comp!

thanx waterloo and commisserations to the other competitors...........losers!

checking data banks now.