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Caption Competition # 7 !!!!

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Richiefish > 9 months ago, 7 Apr 2008

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

7 Apr 2008 10:58am

dont be mean ???

Mark _australia

23526 posts

7 Apr 2008 9:35am

Even Buzz Lightyear fell for the "kiting is cool" drivel

red

VIC

741 posts

7 Apr 2008 11:39am

they told me at the shop that these wings are the next big "boardies over your wettie" thing

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

7 Apr 2008 11:45am

Rodger waited for hours for someone to help him launch.

knot board

QLD

1241 posts

7 Apr 2008 12:24pm

Dave's insurance policy ruled out kitesurfing as too dangerous but it didn't mention strapping 15 pounds of rocket fuel to his back.

choco

4177 posts

7 Apr 2008 11:59am

I wonder what the time is ?

Revhead

ACT

372 posts

7 Apr 2008 12:42pm

Bloody zipper's stuck!

dism

NSW

660 posts

7 Apr 2008 12:47pm

Dangling off strings was too slow for Bob, so he strapped a portable jet plane onto his back, later Bob discovered windsurfing

555

892 posts

7 Apr 2008 10:48am

It suddenly occurred to Mark that the 100 knot peak showing on his GPS wouldn't count towards his teams GPS score as it was mostly straight down, and nowhere near the water.

Completely disregarding the intent of this thread buuuttttt: have you guys seen this sport, whatever it is called? They jump out of a plane headfirst, get up enough speed and those wings then have enough lift to make them glide. Then they fold wings up and pop the chute to land. I saw a video where the guy is doing 200kph across the snowy alps in europe for at least a minute.... with nothing but those wings on his back, silently...... then the lands with the chute. farkin awesome!

bigmark100

NSW

584 posts

7 Apr 2008 1:07pm

Bob suspected that the seat harness he got off ebay was a little too big....

poor relative

9106 posts

7 Apr 2008 12:15pm

After the 30th person called him gay Trevor started to cry

MikeyS

VIC

1509 posts

7 Apr 2008 2:36pm

Those kiters are a bitch when they get caught in your throat.

monster

TAS

495 posts

7 Apr 2008 2:50pm

you can let go now

sick_em_rex

NSW

1600 posts

7 Apr 2008 2:52pm

"transformers, kiters in disguise"

P.C_simpson

1492 posts

7 Apr 2008 12:57pm

"oops, a bit too low over that beach, wonder how much i can get for this poxy kite on ebay"

Monty

VIC

36 posts

7 Apr 2008 3:25pm

Honest, all I remember is I launched next to Macquarie Inovation and then???

evlPanda

NSW

9207 posts

7 Apr 2008 3:52pm

The falcon-man will later regurgitate the kiter to feed his chicks.

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

7 Apr 2008 6:17pm

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Mark _australia said...

Completely disregarding the intent of this thread buuuttttt: have you guys seen this sport, whatever it is called? They jump out of a plane headfirst, get up enough speed and those wings then have enough lift to make them glide. Then they fold wings up and pop the chute to land. I saw a video where the guy is doing 200kph across the snowy alps in europe for at least a minute.... with nothing but those wings on his back, silently...... then the lands with the chute. farkin awesome!

this one's a bit noisier. Its Jet Powered !!!

russh

3027 posts

7 Apr 2008 6:43pm

In your finest Sean Connery accent "A bit conspicuos! - i guarantee you no one noticed me number one - Moneypenny stop laughing - have you've wet your pants"

Susie

837 posts

7 Apr 2008 7:01pm

Didn't you dream you could fly too?

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

8 Apr 2008 9:56am

can I borrow a pump ???

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

8 Apr 2008 11:41am

Constrained by a flying huggy-bot, Kevin was unable to free his shoes from his pants and big fat tears welled in his eyes.

evlPanda

NSW

9207 posts

8 Apr 2008 2:10pm

How a kiter really sees himself.

(Okay, just some of them, but they're out there)

knot board

QLD

1241 posts

8 Apr 2008 3:14pm

Sign posted at Woodies Offshore: All noobs must be capable of self recovery.

waveslave

4263 posts

8 Apr 2008 2:56pm

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Richiefish said...

"With this new strap-on polesurfing suit, I can now finally ditch that other gear".

NR

517 posts

8 Apr 2008 3:10pm

"does my bum look big in this"

timford

NSW

510 posts

8 Apr 2008 5:27pm

'press any key' "wheres the any key?"

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

8 Apr 2008 6:51pm

testing of the new "vegas Elvis" style white wetsuit began today. It features stylish flared legs and a hairy chest.

russh

3027 posts

8 Apr 2008 8:21pm

The governments latest option for the Airforce to replace the F111.

russh

3027 posts

8 Apr 2008 8:22pm

F*** I cant get my boardshorts over these

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