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knot board > 9 months ago, 2 Dec 2008

knot board

QLD

1241 posts

2 Dec 2008 8:59am

KITE BOARDING: It's fully sick to the max !

elmo

8879 posts

2 Dec 2008 8:32am

I'm a kiter! they should be getting out of my way

555

892 posts

2 Dec 2008 8:43am

Melbourne, hook turn, kiter driving...

What? You mean I should look before turning across traffic?????

knot board

QLD

1241 posts

2 Dec 2008 10:59am

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555 said...

Melbourne, hook turn, kiter driving...

What? You mean I should look before turning across traffic?????

Maybe he tried the maneuver unhooked?

Bender

2236 posts

2 Dec 2008 10:05am

he couldn't 'handle the pass" while over taking

NDH47

NSW

102 posts

2 Dec 2008 12:28pm

Lost the car then body dragged up the road..

evlPanda

NSW

9207 posts

2 Dec 2008 1:15pm

Dave was a but uncoordinated, so he took to kiteboarding very well.

evlPanda

NSW

9207 posts

2 Dec 2008 1:17pm

To try to fit into the Kiting scene a bit more Dave crashed into some rocks, then some power lines, followed by a toilet block.

Mobydisc

NSW

9029 posts

2 Dec 2008 1:19pm

"But Officer, right of way doesn't apply on the water so why the hell should it apply on the street!"

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

2 Dec 2008 1:38pm

NDH47

NSW

102 posts

2 Dec 2008 2:40pm

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evlPanda said...

To try to fit into the Kiting scene a bit more Dave crashed into some rocks, then some power lines, followed by a toilet block.

After crashing into the toilet block Dave probably hung out there for a while.

elmo

8879 posts

2 Dec 2008 12:54pm

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NDH47 said...

evlPanda said...

To try to fit into the Kiting scene a bit more Dave crashed into some rocks, then some power lines, followed by a toilet block.

After crashing into the toilet block Dave probably hung out there for a while.

and had to be cleaned of with a brush and several rolls of paper

evlPanda

NSW

9207 posts

2 Dec 2008 3:02pm

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elmo said...

NDH47 said...

evlPanda said...

To try to fit into the Kiting scene a bit more Dave crashed into some rocks, then some power lines, followed by a toilet block.

After crashing into the toilet block Dave probably hung out there for a while.

and had to be cleaned of with a brush and several rolls of paper

and baby-wipes.

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

2 Dec 2008 2:10pm

Kitemare on Elm Street.

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

2 Dec 2008 2:39pm

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evlPanda said...

elmo said...

NDH47 said...

evlPanda said...

To try to fit into the Kiting scene a bit more Dave crashed into some rocks, then some power lines, followed by a toilet block.

After crashing into the toilet block Dave probably hung out there for a while.

and had to be cleaned of with a brush and several rolls of paper

and baby-wipes.

by George Michael

NDH47

NSW

102 posts

2 Dec 2008 3:49pm

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sausage said...

evlPanda said...

elmo said...

NDH47 said...

evlPanda said...

To try to fit into the Kiting scene a bit more Dave crashed into some rocks, then some power lines, followed by a toilet block.

After crashing into the toilet block Dave probably hung out there for a while.

and had to be cleaned of with a brush and several rolls of paper

and baby-wipes.

by George Michael

George Michael (the closet kiter) and the rest of the hole in the wall gang

Wet Willy

TAS

2317 posts

2 Dec 2008 9:02pm

Must've been too busy looking in the mirror...

red

VIC

741 posts

2 Dec 2008 9:23pm

And this guy kept yelling at me "starboard..starboard"....

elmo

8879 posts

2 Dec 2008 8:06pm

Officer, I'm sorry, I saw the trees start moving and I got distracted

Wet Willy

TAS

2317 posts

2 Dec 2008 11:56pm

Karma can be a b!tch...

Wet Willy

TAS

2317 posts

3 Dec 2008 12:20am

From the Kitesurfing Lost and Found forum:

"Lost: one drivers licence.

Owner will collect...in about 2 years"

Wet Willy

TAS

2317 posts

3 Dec 2008 12:23am

"Honestly, officer, I WAS doing over 50 knots! I WAS!

Gimme a damn speeding ticket!!"

sailpilot

QLD

787 posts

3 Dec 2008 12:02am

Only kiters and their transport could enjoy a frontal labotomy as well as a good rear ending on the same day.

sailpilot

QLD

787 posts

3 Dec 2008 12:07am

Oh golly gosh, seems I've got a flat tyre.

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

3 Dec 2008 12:40pm

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red said...

And this guy kept yelling at me "starboard..starboard"....

and I said " no it's a Naish !!"

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

3 Dec 2008 12:42pm

Richie was happy the caption competition had gotten back to its original pisstake theme.....[}:)]

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

3 Dec 2008 12:45pm

luckily Kevin had some gaff tape, string, and a pump..........

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

3 Dec 2008 12:49pm

Driver: Geez Officer, I thought I really could boost over that bollard.

Officer: Mate, are you high as a kite or just a d1ckhead or both?

fatwa

TAS

107 posts

3 Dec 2008 6:33pm

Meh, Dad will buy me another one.

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

3 Dec 2008 8:04pm

Well back to public transport. I can still catch the bus WITH my kit. Just as well I'm not a windsurfer....

shuts eyes, blocks ears, covers gonads

elmo

8879 posts

3 Dec 2008 7:58pm

Pointless repairing it, it's a year old, it's out of fashion

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