Sandeep's role as ' creative chef ' at the Coogee Bay Hotel led him to unusual sources of inspiration for bistro menu.

Finally Edwardo the elephant proves that humans really are sh+it Heads

hurry rupee, the cats head goes into my bum, then the mouses into the cats bum.

put it on youtube and we are in the guiness book of records!

Batmans fundings were cut significantly during the last financial crisis.

Elepahant said " I don't no why they make elephant vibraters look like humans? But next time I want one without the yellow power cord"

.......and to think, once upon a time a Magician was considered good if he could pull a rabbit out of his hat!!!

When Ranjeed tried to put an Indian spin on the old chook on the head gag it all went horribly wrong.

(muffled) Dont let the tail hit me ! It feels icky !!!

"well i guess i owe you 5 bucks. you CAN fit an apprentice in there"

background music : How deep is your love? (Bee Gees)

drug smuggling indian style,

OK , open your eyes. SURPRISE !

Reminds me of the joke about a mouse having 5ex with an elephant and there's a monkey in a tree throwing coconuts, and each time the elephant groans when hit, the mouse yells out "suffer you b#^ch"

If anyone knows the whole joke, keep it to themselves

Move over Ashmed theres still 2 more of us to get in!

Wish I didn't have to go sloppy seconds

table 5, your dinner is almost ready.

Akmal regretted NOT betting for Obama

Julio couldn't understand it. Hortense was usually very testy with vets but she was more than accepting of Dr Herriot and he was epileptic. "That man has a way with animals" he thought.

It takes a big girl to play "hide the sausage" with Sausage.

Hey wait a minute, why have we decided that these guys are Indian? The guy on the right doesn't look at all Indian; he could be of many races, and so could the guy on the left....elephants are found in Africa, India, Thailand, maybe Mauritius and Madagascar...but my guess is this pic is from the USA, or else they wouldn't have plastic bags AND boots...so the 3 guys could be from 3 different backgrounds. The guy on the right could be Afro-Cuban, for example, and the dude to the left could be Mexican or Asian...anything is possible if you see beyond the veil of Aussie racial stereotyping...

The dude in the middle should definitely be getting paid the most, though!

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Wet Willy said...

The dude in the middle should definitely be getting paid the most, though!

Whadda ya mean "getting paid" for this. Are you kidding? Do you know how much you have to pay to get this kind of "happy ending"?

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Wet Willy said...

Hey wait a minute, why have we decided that these guys are Indian? The guy on the right doesn't look at all Indian; he could be of many races, and so could the guy on the left....elephants are found in Africa, India, Thailand, maybe Mauritius and Madagascar...but my guess is this pic is from the USA, or else they wouldn't have plastic bags AND boots...so the 3 guys could be from 3 different backgrounds. The guy on the right could be Afro-Cuban, for example, and the dude to the left could be Mexican or Asian...anything is possible if you see beyond the veil of Aussie racial stereotyping...

The dude in the middle should definitely be getting paid the most, though!

maybe they're not dudes at all !!! maybe they're chicks ????

the new "back to the womb" therapy was an outstanding success !!!

osama, you in here?

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NotWal said...

It takes a big girl to play "hide the sausage" with Sausage.

Can't really say much about elephants but do have some very distant past experience with cows and dogs [put flame suit on]

And i thought i had problems with my bowels

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Wet Willy said...

Hey wait a minute, why have we decided that these guys are Indian? The guy on the right doesn't look at all Indian; he could be of many races, and so could the guy on the left....elephants are found in Africa, India, Thailand, maybe Mauritius and Madagascar...but my guess is this pic is from the USA, or else they wouldn't have plastic bags AND boots...so the 3 guys could be from 3 different backgrounds. The guy on the right could be Afro-Cuban, for example, and the dude to the left could be Mexican or Asian...anything is possible if you see beyond the veil of Aussie racial stereotyping...

The dude in the middle should definitely be getting paid the most, though!

Get off ya soapbox Willy.

I reckon they are all caucasians...... the other two fellas have already had their turns in the elephant

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Wet Willy said...

Hey wait a minute, why have we decided that these guys are Indian? The guy on the right doesn't look at all Indian; he could be of many races, and so could the guy on the left....elephants are found in Africa, India, Thailand, maybe Mauritius and Madagascar...but my guess is this pic is from the USA, or else they wouldn't have plastic bags AND boots...so the 3 guys could be from 3 different backgrounds. The guy on the right could be Afro-Cuban, for example, and the dude to the left could be Mexican or Asian...anything is possible if you see beyond the veil of Aussie racial stereotyping...

The dude in the middle should definitely be getting paid the most, though!

Get off ya soapbox Willy.

I reckon they are all caucasians...... the other two fellas have already had their turns in the elephant

Isnt that what we are all thinking really ? whats in my elephant ????

Research has proven, no matter how big the G spot, it is still impossible to find.