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Caption Competition # 40

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knot board > 9 months ago, 13 Nov 2008

elmo

8879 posts

13 Nov 2008 1:32pm

When you are in this position the last thing you want is for someone to scare the elephant

Mark _australia

23526 posts

13 Nov 2008 1:35pm

Hey Davo, I bet you can't thumb the back wheels in also

Tiddlywinks

164 posts

13 Nov 2008 1:36pm

I don`t know what the fuss is all about, It`s actually quite nice in here.

Bender

2236 posts

13 Nov 2008 1:36pm

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elmo said...

When you are in this position the last thing you want is for someone to scare the elephant

By whats going on in that photo i think the Elephant is mighty scared

knot board

QLD

1241 posts

13 Nov 2008 2:49pm

Of course this is a girl elephant!
Do you think I'm some kind of sicko?

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

13 Nov 2008 3:32pm

george thinks he is a gerbel.......( no one can beat up to your nuts in guts)

elmo

8879 posts

13 Nov 2008 2:54pm

Something told me the new Zoo managers fund raising scheme "Bobbing for apples" wasn't going to be a success

wormy

QLD

679 posts

13 Nov 2008 6:23pm

With tusk ivory becoming shorter and shorter the poachers are now going to the root of the source.

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

13 Nov 2008 7:15pm

Witnesses at the birth of the elephant man were stunned, but José reckons it was a trick. "There's nothing these illegal immigrants wont try" he said.

ironized

23 posts

13 Nov 2008 6:16pm

i ran out of bull **** to post about..

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

13 Nov 2008 7:25pm

The hazards of playing musical chairs with an elephant.

Flyingdutchy

ACT

34 posts

13 Nov 2008 8:46pm

New test for Prostate cancer in elephants.....forget the finger....just shove the vet up there instead!!

greenleader

QLD

5283 posts

13 Nov 2008 7:47pm

sanjeev, you must fix the oven!

i refuse to keep heating up our dinner in here.

ka72

QLD

582 posts

13 Nov 2008 8:11pm

Rajiv had completely forgotten Simba the Elephant was trained to sit on large red boxes. Next time he'll be more careful where he stops for his lunch!

Wet Willy

TAS

2317 posts

13 Nov 2008 11:40pm

Sanjeev spent his life savings to have himself smuggled into Australia...

...little did he know he would spend the rest of his days in Taronga Zoo, in a dark room with one small window

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

13 Nov 2008 11:39pm

Bugger this catching elephants. Next time I'll take the bus.

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

14 Nov 2008 1:32am

..... and MC Hammer has never been seen since.

His family name originated like so many other occupational surnames.....
and just like his grandfather's grandfather, Mr. Anil Poojabi dreamt one day his son would follow head first in his footsteps, and although having spent every one of his school holidays working for his dad holding up the tail, Deppsh!tty Poojabi dreamt of becoming a rodeo clown. If only he had the courage to tell his dad.

greenleader

QLD

5283 posts

14 Nov 2008 12:57am

at the heavenly heilani health retreat the deep cleansing facial mud pack was always booked out!

russh

3027 posts

14 Nov 2008 9:27am

"If you have to wear protection the ribbed suits are better " said the elephant!

russh

3027 posts

14 Nov 2008 9:31am

I told not to sit down but he wouldn't listen - no we have no vaseline - of course no ones laughing at you dad.

elmo

8879 posts

14 Nov 2008 8:08am

One day they'll get us a decent Dark room for developing the tourists photos

knot board

QLD

1241 posts

14 Nov 2008 9:11am

Dad, why can’t you hide your money under the matress like normal people?

elmo

8879 posts

14 Nov 2008 8:15am

George Bush is still searching for those missing weapons of mass destruction

knot board

QLD

1241 posts

14 Nov 2008 9:35am

The Indonesian government sentenced Mulkas, Ambrosi and Samudra to life inside an elephant.

grumplestiltskin

2331 posts

14 Nov 2008 9:28am

Its just amazing what a colonic irrigation will flush out!

555

892 posts

14 Nov 2008 9:54am

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Mark _australia said...

It only feels kinky the first time.

sailpilot

QLD

787 posts

14 Nov 2008 12:01pm

Jumbo the gourmet connoseur decides to quit eating at the vindaloo indian restaurant, "those indians just go straight through me".

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

14 Nov 2008 7:15pm

Paddy, the Irish Animal Dentist, said he was confident he would be able to fill Dumbo's cavity.

elmo

8879 posts

14 Nov 2008 6:50pm

If it looks like sh1t,
If it smells like sh1t
It may be Vet

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