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Caption Competition # 40

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knot board > 9 months ago, 13 Nov 2008

knot board

QLD

1241 posts

13 Nov 2008 9:26am

The search for Osama is never-ending.

elmo

8879 posts

13 Nov 2008 8:31am

ok, we've inserted the vibrator, now where do we but the batteries?

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

13 Nov 2008 9:31am

'Hello', ......H e l l o...........h e l l o....................h e l l o...............................h e l l o

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

13 Nov 2008 9:35am

I know I left my car keys around here somewhere.

Mark _australia

23526 posts

13 Nov 2008 8:43am

Syed and Ahmed were threatened with the sack if they told anyone about Mohammed's dirty little habit

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

13 Nov 2008 9:51am

Just another sh!tty day at the office.

grumplestiltskin

2331 posts

13 Nov 2008 9:29am

Hardie searched high and low, but try as he might he could not find the mystical 40 knots

sailpilot

QLD

787 posts

13 Nov 2008 10:32am

Wazzigettinanenema had been deep in thought when he realised "thought doesn't taste like this"

grumplestiltskin

2331 posts

13 Nov 2008 9:37am

Finally, the first documented proof of someone falling UP a hole!

Dawn Patrol

1991 posts

13 Nov 2008 9:40am

"Dude....why is your Grandmother in here???"

Upthere

QLD

348 posts

13 Nov 2008 11:25am

My Wife's going to kill me if i don't find that darn wedding ring

elmo

8879 posts

13 Nov 2008 10:35am

The Elephant gun was very effective, just nobody really wanted to load it

elmo

8879 posts

13 Nov 2008 10:37am

Don't you just hate being the "new guy"

elmo

8879 posts

13 Nov 2008 10:37am

Smooch, Smooch come back

Bender

2236 posts

13 Nov 2008 10:43am

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"I feel like a real dick" the vet mumbled under his breath to himself

elmo

8879 posts

13 Nov 2008 10:55am

Up to your nuts in guts, how not to do it

Not having worked with an elephant before, it wasn't till shortly after that the veterinary dentist realised that this tuskless elephant's trunk shouldn't have hair on the end or it's breath should stink that bad.

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

13 Nov 2008 12:04pm

Herman was troubled by low self esteem and when he was offered a job as an elephant's IUD he accepted it stoically. The pay wasn't much and air was scarce but it was warm and cosy and quiet most of the time. Of course when those bulls came into must he was glad of the raincoat.

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

13 Nov 2008 12:10pm

Before the Trojan Horse there was the Trojan Elephant.

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

13 Nov 2008 12:12pm

Prostate Doctor to Elephant - "Just squat down and cough please"

Upthere

QLD

348 posts

13 Nov 2008 12:45pm

Boy i love my Job

stamp

QLD

2795 posts

13 Nov 2008 12:46pm

elephant; "i don't remember eating THAT"

stamp

QLD

2795 posts

13 Nov 2008 12:50pm

"um, i hate to break it to you bill, but you're gonna have to back up. i pushed you in the wrong hole"

Upthere

QLD

348 posts

13 Nov 2008 12:54pm

Alright now hand me the spanner

elmo

8879 posts

13 Nov 2008 12:01pm

Thank god! Cury nights tonight

MikeyS

VIC

1509 posts

13 Nov 2008 2:21pm

Wessam was later to win the award for "most conscientious colonic irrigator"

MikeyS

VIC

1509 posts

13 Nov 2008 2:23pm

The show at Pat Pong Road's Jumbo Bar was unrivalled.

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

13 Nov 2008 1:45pm

Mark and Smooch love to go to parties as a pantomime elephant. Mark prefers the arse end.

elmo

8879 posts

13 Nov 2008 12:47pm

When the Aardvarks escape you have to check everywhere

knot board

QLD

1241 posts

13 Nov 2008 2:03pm

You'd better tie a rope around his feet, we've lost 5 elephant keepers this year

greenleader

QLD

5283 posts

13 Nov 2008 2:25pm

behind the scenes photo during the filming of "Border Security India"

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