I'm calling it.
The finalists:
MadMike:
I reckon that's the start of the worlds largest camel toe
Sausage:
Gloria's stomach stapling op was a failure but her ability to offer both missionary and doggie style positions without having to move was very popular with the midget fraternity.
WetWilly:
As the LSD takes hold, you realise it's going to be a loooong, strange night
Julzie:
".. OK Honey,...now roll over,....nah,...back as you were,.... nah,..hang on a minute,...Oh, I don't know anymore,...I'm so confused !..."
Bondalucci:
I'm a gonna pull her finger... just 'cause I'm curious where it's a gonna come out of
And the winner <drum roll>
I have to hand it to Bondalucci, just.