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Caption Competition 147

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jermaldan > 9 months ago, 25 Aug 2010

greenleader

QLD

5283 posts

27 Aug 2010 11:12pm

whoops!

my paw is stuck and she's waking up.

don't panic.

AusMoz

QLD

1510 posts

28 Aug 2010 9:22am

"Crouching Tiger, Hidden Bone"

sailpilot

QLD

787 posts

28 Aug 2010 7:25pm

Maggie the mountain lion was rudely awoken to find out she was a mounted lion.

KenHo

NSW

1353 posts

28 Aug 2010 9:56pm

khhh, khhh, have got this blackie pubic hair, stuck in back of froat !!

KenHo

NSW

1353 posts

28 Aug 2010 9:58pm

Man, you are huge. Your thing is poking me in the back of the throat !!

..…just at this point in time, a loose rock fell from above and sconned Tamika the Tiger flush on the head, causing her to let out a deep groan.

Blackie, unaware of the fallen rock, was heard to mutter "yeah, take it all, Bitch!!"

Mr. No-one

921 posts

29 Aug 2010 5:17pm

The dog that done it for a bet; " YOU GUYS BETTER PAY UP!"

albers

NSW

1739 posts

29 Aug 2010 7:20pm

How the HELL do you get this thing started !!!

greenleader

QLD

5283 posts

29 Aug 2010 10:22pm

his wallet is here somewhere.

decrepit

12802 posts

29 Aug 2010 8:28pm

Blackie just couldn't resist the urge to chase cats, his main problem this time though, was what to do once he'd caught it.

decrepit

12802 posts

29 Aug 2010 8:30pm

Sheba's Mum had told her what to do in circumstances like this.

No matter how annoying those pesky males get.

Stay cool.

Just sit on it.

greenleader

QLD

5283 posts

29 Aug 2010 10:38pm

furball season has its' rewards!

greenleader

QLD

5283 posts

30 Aug 2010 12:54am

This stripey sheila had better thank me for my Heimlich Maneuver...woof.

elmo

8879 posts

29 Aug 2010 11:22pm

Honest officer, there was this black dog you see....

nebbian

6277 posts

29 Aug 2010 11:36pm

Dr Black: OK now I need you to cough.

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

30 Aug 2010 9:41am

At least the morning shift as Quality Control Officer at the tiger breeding program had its rewards. Blackie didn't like to talk about the afternoon shift though...

elmo

8879 posts

30 Aug 2010 8:03am

Whats new pussycat, wohawohawoh

Mr. No-one

921 posts

31 Aug 2010 9:55pm

Oh yeah, this works, maybe tomorrow you can wear that little leopard skin number I like. Say honey, are you putting on weight?

greenleader

QLD

5283 posts

1 Sep 2010 12:15am

ok mate, i've got your balls, now cough.

jermaldan

VIC

1572 posts

1 Sep 2010 11:20am

Last call for entries. Making decision tomorrow.

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

1 Sep 2010 1:17pm

cough up those furballs, Hell what have you been eating ?

Windxtasy

4017 posts

1 Sep 2010 11:26am

The PGA tour was dogged by rumours that golfers were playing around.
Everyone knew Tiger would.

gazza

647 posts

1 Sep 2010 10:33pm

No pressure blackie but if you dont make me cum, i'm gonna eat you!!!!!!

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jermaldan

VIC

1572 posts

2 Sep 2010 10:33am

AND THE WINNER IS..........

ELMO!!!!

Take it away my friend!!!!

sboardcrazy

NSW

8292 posts

2 Sep 2010 12:56pm

Which one of Elmos'?

jermaldan

VIC

1572 posts

2 Sep 2010 5:42pm

"Dont stick your dick into something with bigger teeth than you have"

Cracks me up every time

KenHo

NSW

1353 posts

2 Sep 2010 6:38pm

Oh yes !!
Well played in a strong field of entries.

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jermaldan said...

"Dont stick your dick into something with bigger teeth than you have"

Cracks me up every time

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