Caption Competion 238, the saga continues (Humour)

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Caption Competion 238, the saga continues

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Mobydisc > 9 months ago, 4 Jun 2012

Mark _australia

23526 posts

4 Jun 2012 6:47pm

Typical GenY - marriage proposal by text, even when she is in speaking distance

BulldogPup

6657 posts

4 Jun 2012 6:58pm

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Mobydisc said...

A new Tequila shotty - Lip , Zip , Text.

DASZIP

135 posts

4 Jun 2012 8:33pm

this twitter is out off hand
"just about to move into second base"
"just got slapped"
"what do you know she walked away"
"im a twat"

da vecta

QLD

2515 posts

4 Jun 2012 9:13pm

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Mobydisc said...

Getting her smashed so she kisses you: Mastercard. Checking out her messages while she is kissing you: Priceless.

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

4 Jun 2012 9:25pm

Textosterone

sailpilot

QLD

787 posts

4 Jun 2012 10:04pm

Overuse of the hash button is known to reduce libidous performance

Mark _australia

23526 posts

4 Jun 2012 8:04pm

Dude and Man tried to dispel the rumours, but many said the photo was a set-up, or the girls were paid for and the boys left for some quality alone time very shortly thereafter

Stuthepirate

3591 posts

4 Jun 2012 9:52pm

Australian Travel Bureau:

When attending the "Full Moon" party in Thailand, Upskirting may be required just to double check before you go down to the beach for "good time".

terminal

1421 posts

5 Jun 2012 6:25am

Forgot to wear my boardies dude and some chick has mistaken me for a windsurfer LOL

elmo

8879 posts

5 Jun 2012 6:48am

That"s a bloody big condom holder on that girls wrist

terminal

1421 posts

5 Jun 2012 7:22am

Best Waroo 9m (NO RESERVE)

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PhilSWR

NSW

1104 posts

5 Jun 2012 9:23am

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If I can just kill this dragon and two more wizards I'll get the key to relsease the hot looking princess...

FormulaNova

15090 posts

5 Jun 2012 7:26am

This new iPhone app for picking up chicks is great, but why do they have to make the font so small?

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

5 Jun 2012 10:30am

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Mark _australia said...

Dude and Man tried to dispel the rumours...

"oh damn. I didn't turn Gaydar off..."

Windxtasy

4017 posts

5 Jun 2012 9:53am

Getting your priorities right.

You wanna go back to your place? Ehrm, maybe, hang on a tick while I check the wind forecast...

jermaldan

VIC

1572 posts

5 Jun 2012 12:05pm

"Mum, will B L8, dont stay up."

felixdcat

3519 posts

5 Jun 2012 11:21am

And who said men could not multitask???? Must have been a girl!

doggie

15849 posts

5 Jun 2012 11:59am

You know you are gay when..........................

elmo

8879 posts

5 Jun 2012 12:33pm

Ok I'm kissing her, what do I do now?

Ben 555

NSW

456 posts

5 Jun 2012 2:37pm

You know your a tosser when instead of trying for a breast or pants action you find yourself texting a mate.

Honestly - the yoof of today.........

elmo

8879 posts

5 Jun 2012 1:17pm

OK I'll play with with your Twitt'err

JonesySail

QLD

1120 posts

5 Jun 2012 3:59pm

obviously a mad pommy soccer git, checkin the Mach Un score!

jermaldan

VIC

1572 posts

5 Jun 2012 4:43pm

Oh S@%T! Seabreeze says its 25 knots at Fawkner Beacon! Now how do I get out of this...

Bone74

380 posts

5 Jun 2012 4:20pm

Sorry Hun can't make it tonight been called into work. phones about to die call you tomorrow

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

5 Jun 2012 6:29pm

Internet porn can be very addictive..Johnny had difficulty getting aroused without it....

busterwa

3782 posts

5 Jun 2012 4:36pm

How do i ditch her its green arrows all tomorrow!!!

gazza

647 posts

5 Jun 2012 6:35pm

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Mobydisc said...

Hi Hunnybun
just having a quiet beer with the boys, pretty boring really, wish id stayed home with you, it would have been much more fun.
Not sure where we're off to next but i maybe late so don't wait up
Love and kisses
Snuggles xxxxx

Mark _australia

23526 posts

5 Jun 2012 6:52pm

Gazza and Bone43 sound like they speak from experience lol

gazza

647 posts

5 Jun 2012 7:55pm

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Mark _australia said...

Gazza and Bone43 sound like they speak from experience lol

Ha Ha Maybe when i was his age but the mobiles back then weren't so discrete.
Would of needed my mate to hold the battery pack.

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