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Caption Comp Nº 75

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elmo > 9 months ago, 3 May 2009

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

4 May 2009 7:50pm

Bertha thought her sinus trouble was a bad problem till a parachutist came crashing through her roof.....

elmo

8879 posts

4 May 2009 6:10pm

It's amazing what comes out of air conditioner vents

sailpilot

QLD

787 posts

4 May 2009 9:45pm

There was a pre-quell to 'White Boys can't Jump'

Marvin

725 posts

4 May 2009 8:43pm

Jaws IV - just when you thought it was safe to go back in the bedroom

Bluedog76

243 posts

4 May 2009 8:47pm

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee babe........just wait for the sting

elmo

8879 posts

4 May 2009 9:11pm

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Bluedog76 said...

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee babe........just wait for the sting

It's just a little prick, honest

Wet Willy

TAS

2317 posts

5 May 2009 1:24am

Apollo 69 to Houston, we are experiencing zero gravity...except for Twaneesha; she got that little bit of extra weight, yknowwhaddamsayin???

But it's all good, she'll burn it off on re-entry

Marvin

725 posts

4 May 2009 11:54pm

limbo...LIMBO...LIMBO...babydoll....ah is de best

babydoll? BABYDOLL! why you hanging from the ceiling?

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

5 May 2009 4:35pm

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Controversy and claims of cheating marred today's final of The Biggest Loser.

Officials became suspicious when Ezeriah weighed in lighter than air after putting on weight every other week. Investigators were later to learn his partner had become a master of the Romulan Mind Meld after watching several repeats of the original Star Trek...

OceanBlue64

VIC

980 posts

5 May 2009 5:10pm

Bertha finally realised her weight was an issue when Leroy tried out what he had 'supposedly' ordered from $extoys.com

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

5 May 2009 6:58pm

Kinky Karen loved playing "spin the gimp"

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

5 May 2009 7:22pm

Missy had always wanted her very own inflatable companion. Now she had one she quickly discovered that filling it with helium was less than ideal. Worse than that, she was mortified to discover that no amount of pressure would make the tongue pop out.

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

6 May 2009 12:30am

Bertha forever cursed the day she introduced Leroy to that damn Seabreeze link "Fantastic Contraptions"
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greenleader

QLD

5283 posts

6 May 2009 1:10am

do not, i repeat, "do not" have seven jaegermiester red bull chasers at my staff christmas party marvin!

Windxtasy

4017 posts

6 May 2009 8:53am

I am always impressed by the variety of captions, the lateral thinking and the quality of humour in these caption contests and other threads on this forum.
You guys make me laugh all the time. Thanks.

I've come up with a slogan:
"Windsurfers make better laughers"

Al Planet

TAS

1548 posts

6 May 2009 11:12am

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Martha realized that Leroy's obsession with the boy wizard Harry Potter had gone to far when he insisted that she refer to his penis as his "Nimbus 5000".

(Doing a search for "Harry Potter's Broom Stick" is quite funny.)

elmo

8879 posts

6 May 2009 8:29pm

Ok I thinks this ones shot it's load

Notables
Willy with his invisible one
Greanleader's face smack
Bondy's Nightmare

But I've got to give it to

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OceanBlue64 said...

The packaging on the little blue pill said it would keep him up - but this wasnt what he expected ...

I'm sure there's a Matrix reference in there somewhere

Set em up bartender

OceanBlue64

VIC

980 posts

6 May 2009 11:02pm

Thanks - it will be hard to keep up to the standard we have become accustomed too but I will give it a shot.

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