Corporal 'Twinkle Toes' Thomson was highly regarded as inventor of the double commando roll with half pike and half castration twist over the unparrallel scratchy bars.
the forest elves protesting the clearing of the fairy ring for a military training camp would send deadly miniature scud missiles supplied by soviet dwarves from deep in the woods to unsettle their conquerers.
.......That's if you can steel yourself after finding out your internet girlie is a bit of a flousie!!!!
shes no flousie !!. I''m going to Russia to marry her ! (thats if I can raise the $20000 for her grandmothers operation)....Besides, there are plenty of fish in the sea. Mark can screw them !!!