So I asked you to make an automated woman and all this does is pour beer in your face? Not really what I had in mind.

The new video for Butt Hole Surfers

beer broom disco .

The beer's got a bit of punch!

Pavlov's flog

Dance teaching for bogans - the carrot and stick approach.

actually it's the unspillable beer machine

................... and then this American submits a funny caption .......................

Unfortunately Roger misunderstood the doctor's instructions to be well lubricated for the procedure...

Here we see two Wally sailors.

What they are doing nobody knows.

Why they are doing it nobody knows.

But whatever it is they seem to be enjoying it.

Unfortunately, due to WH&S regulations, and an outcry from the leftie pinkos, James Squire had to change their testing regime to 150 gentle prods with a softly padded stick...

Ozzie trying to get "American" to drink real beer

The Millenials' anaemic version of Terry Tate Office Linebacker was not quite up to the mark

How can an anti-spill machine allow you to drink the beer?
It should be called an anti-beer drinking machine, or an alcoholics anonymous teaser.

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Mastbender said..
How can an anti-spill machine allow you to drink the beer?
It should be called an anti-beer drinking machine, or an alcoholics anonymous teaser.

Straw

Saturday Night Lever

...meanwhile back at Liberal Party HQ, progress on their Gay Conversion Therapy was showing some promise...

drop comment since even that seems to offend

Hello Joe Windsurf...
Hmmm, i seem to recall you ran foul of the forum for some ill-informed, ill-conceived comments about ANZAC diggers...

The above caption creates a pause and reflect moment on what is possibly going on in the minds of one faction of Australian politics, and draws inspiratiion from the following headline news article of the day...

www.news.com.au/finance/business/media/federal-health-minister-greg-hunt-accused-of-hijacking-abc-radio-interview/news-story/1851521c35e9cc397067c4265f2c367b

So you don't think I'm funny, I have no problems with that, but if you don't understand political satire and irony maybe it's best to steer clear of the Caption Comp thread and stick to providing your expert technical advice....

hmm politics n religion
bye bye
thought this was a windsurf forum
expert or not

The beer grabbed the man by the shirt,"drink any more of my relatives" the beer yelled " and my friend here will tear you a new one"

I CANT BELIEVE THIS LEAKED, ITS ONE OF THE BURRUM WINDFEST ACTIVITIES PLANNED

Hey Joe, you'll find the Australian sense of humour to be brutal and yet subtle ....................... we generally don't need to have the joke explained to us and we don't laugh when the sign lights up telling us to laugh

The final dance floor challenge for "So You Think You Can Dance" 2018

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Paddles B'mere said..
Hey Joe, you'll find the Australian sense of humour to be brutal and yet subtle ....................... we generally don't need to have the joke explained to us and we don't laugh when the sign lights up telling us to laugh

yeah bunch of funny guysenjoy yourselves

When Joe Windsurf arrived at immigration in Sydney airport on his first trip down under he was expecting to just show his passport and visa.

"Now mate, show me what you would do if you were sat in the Humpty Doo and a boxing boomer came at you" said the border-force officer.

Joe was confused.

How to move a drinker ,works the same as a donkey .

eh ah
if and when i made erroneous comments they were done out of ignorance and naivety
and i believe i have apologized for them sufficiently
in return i deal with mud-slinging sensitive patriots ??
as i said, enjoy yourselves
i still believe firmly - this section is for windsurf discussion
please put foiling in their own section
and silly closed captions in another

Bump

can we use the boxing glove pole on Ritchie?