Caption Comp 444

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Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7268 posts
WA, 7268 posts
5 Apr 2017 3:27pm
I won CC443. I feel like celebrating


Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
WA, 23647 posts
5 Apr 2017 3:34pm
Three guys one shoe
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
5 Apr 2017 6:09pm
^^^^Gross, Dirty, Dirty old man
Imax1
Imax1
QLD
4937 posts
QLD, 4937 posts
5 Apr 2017 6:52pm
Ouch
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
5 Apr 2017 7:08pm


Nothing hits the spot like heavily laced, Bootleg Champagne.
Sparky
Sparky
WA
1122 posts
WA, 1122 posts
5 Apr 2017 5:21pm
A "problem drinker".
Sparky
Sparky
WA
1122 posts
WA, 1122 posts
5 Apr 2017 5:23pm
Saves you from serving the cheese separately.
Mort67
Mort67
TAS
423 posts
TAS, 423 posts
5 Apr 2017 8:27pm
Mark _australia said..
Three guys one shoe


Just give it straight to Mark_ Australia.
GOLD
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
5 Apr 2017 11:06pm


Alas, Ricciardo's 2017 season turned to sh$t once he started doing shoey's before the race start....
Sparky
Sparky
WA
1122 posts
WA, 1122 posts
5 Apr 2017 9:10pm
Mark _australia said..
Three guys one shoe


I don't think they are rugby league players.
Sparky
Sparky
WA
1122 posts
WA, 1122 posts
5 Apr 2017 9:20pm
Ahhhh, the sweet taste of Verstappen.
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
5 Apr 2017 11:21pm
Shoemaker finally gets the recognition he deserves


Magic Ride
Magic Ride
719 posts
719 posts
6 Apr 2017 3:25am




Knock knock!
Who's There?
Shoe cum!
Shoe cum who?
Cum outta the shoe!!

And they say, that's how you win the races, the person who cums in first. But Bubba, he cums in his shoe and drinks it too.

Barforama!!!

Then he can have his cake and eat it too!!
Beaglebuddy
Beaglebuddy
1595 posts
1595 posts
6 Apr 2017 3:49am



Hans was a sucker for the "old vomit in the shoe trick, again"
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
6 Apr 2017 7:16am
This is how a lot of top athletes get stomach tinea.
Sparky
Sparky
WA
1122 posts
WA, 1122 posts
6 Apr 2017 8:09am
How about red thumbs just for caption competitions when people go too far?
John340
John340
QLD
3410 posts
QLD, 3410 posts
6 Apr 2017 10:31am
Sparky said..
How about red thumbs just for caption competitions when people go too far?


I agree, the Caption Compt are a special category of post that is enhanced by judicious use of red thumbs
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
6 Apr 2017 8:44am
Carantoc said..
I won CC443. I feel like celebrating




Ricardo was looking for his spare car key but hadn't realised he had sweated so much
Sparky
Sparky
WA
1122 posts
WA, 1122 posts
6 Apr 2017 9:50am
Looks like he has foot and mouth disease.
Sparky
Sparky
WA
1122 posts
WA, 1122 posts
6 Apr 2017 9:54am
Magic Ride said..






Knock knock!
Who's There?
Shoe cum!
Shoe cum who?
Cum outta the shoe!!

And they say, that's how you win the races, the person who cums in first. But Bubba, he cums in his shoe and drinks it too.

Barforama!!!

Then he can have his cake and eat it too!!


Knock knock?
Whos there?
Hat.
Hat who?
No, hat shoe.
Oh, bless you.

(note, not a single mention of bodily fluids)
John340
John340
QLD
3410 posts
QLD, 3410 posts
6 Apr 2017 1:07pm
There was a young man from Australia
Who bested his peers in Malaysia
He pulled off his shoe
Topped it with Grand Cru
And frothed it all over his facia
Sparky
Sparky
WA
1122 posts
WA, 1122 posts
6 Apr 2017 11:35am
There was a young man from Nantucket......., oh never mind.
choco
choco
SA
4181 posts
SA, 4181 posts
6 Apr 2017 2:31pm
Who the fark drinks out of a shoe
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
6 Apr 2017 3:48pm
choco said..
Who the fark drinks out of a shoe


Michael Shoemacher
Sparky
Sparky
WA
1122 posts
WA, 1122 posts
6 Apr 2017 2:30pm
No, very sadly, he drinks out of a straw.
John340
John340
QLD
3410 posts
QLD, 3410 posts
6 Apr 2017 5:58pm
Sparky said..
No, very sadly, he drinks out of a straw.


The last great F1 driver, very sad indead
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
6 Apr 2017 7:21pm
Similar to the game "soggy Sao", played by lifesavers and footy players, drivers play "soggy shoe" .....
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
7 Apr 2017 11:42am
Carantoc said..
I won CC443. I feel like celebrating




Congrats Carantoc, you were a shoe-in....
Mastbender
Mastbender
1972 posts
1972 posts
8 Apr 2017 2:03am



John340
John340
QLD
3410 posts
QLD, 3410 posts
12 Apr 2017 12:29pm
Has Carantoc droped the ball or is he ill with a tummy bug from his recent shoey.
albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
NSW, 1739 posts
12 Apr 2017 7:31pm


The move from "Red Bull" to "Red Dog" sponsorship has led to a "Rabies-like" celebration on the winners podium
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