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Sparky > 9 months ago, 8 Dec 2016

Sparky

1122 posts

8 Dec 2016 11:23am

Thank you Windxstasy for your seal of approval.

Cambodge

VIC

851 posts

8 Dec 2016 4:23pm

Oops! The wife came home early.

John340

QLD

3373 posts

8 Dec 2016 4:29pm

Private pole dancing's unexpected hazards

ka43

NSW

3097 posts

8 Dec 2016 7:23pm

"Lucky Im not facing the wall, Id go over backwards"

Orange Whip

QLD

1074 posts

8 Dec 2016 7:14pm

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Wave sailor Wayne's strategy of pumping like hell on light wind days often led to him going off the rails

Jono77

356 posts

8 Dec 2016 7:23pm

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Sparky said...

I don't think the rail is legal height

forceten

1312 posts

9 Dec 2016 3:40am

i should have worn my Spider-Man outfit

Starting out my acting career doing a men's underwear commercial, totally sucks, and I'm leaning against a cold stupid painting!
When do I get paid?
And I probably don't even get to keep the underwear.

hamburglar

ACT

2174 posts

9 Dec 2016 12:28pm

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Sparky said..
Thank you Windxstasy for your seal of approval.

KOTP is that you ................. inside wearing the dress

Sparky

1122 posts

9 Dec 2016 10:04am

I'm wondering why the pretty wife is married to the billionaire with the luxury apartment in Paris?

Magic Ride

719 posts

9 Dec 2016 11:21am

She ended it with the underwear model, and her husband just kicked him out. The husband will finish him off later after his wife falls asleep.

Sparky

1122 posts

9 Dec 2016 12:10pm

The husband knows she is cheating on him because every time he comes home their parrot says "quick, out the window".

albers

NSW

1739 posts

9 Dec 2016 6:32pm

The man behind the creed:

"If you're not living life on the edge, you are taking up too much space"

Jupiter

2156 posts

9 Dec 2016 3:42pm

My marriage counsellor promised me to give some hands-on tips. She is demonstrating the finer points on how to show affections.

Beaglebuddy

1595 posts

10 Dec 2016 5:33am

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Fortunately the old geezer usually only lasts about 10 minutes then passes out, it's getting cold out here!

Jupiter

2156 posts

10 Dec 2016 12:31pm

Being one who lives his life very close to the edge, Jock always has a very tight schedule. As soon as Dick's wife Daisy left to meet her new girlfriend Kylie, Jock and Dick will resume their morning tea session.

Windxtasy

4017 posts

11 Dec 2016 11:02am

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What better disguise for eavesdropping? No questions asked!

Magic Ride

719 posts

11 Dec 2016 12:24pm

Tippy, tippy toe in my garden, all the other flowers dwell. And when I tippy, tippy toe along, I wait for the dong to bong. And when I hear the snoring dong, I wait until she sings my song. I peak and see he's out ping pong, she kicks him off the bed and rides my dong.

Sparky

1122 posts

11 Dec 2016 1:13pm

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Magic Ride said...
Tippy, tippy toe in my garden, all the other flowers dwell. And when I tippy, tippy toe along, I wait for the dong to bong. And when I hear the snoring dong, I wait until she sings my song. I peak and see he's out ping pong, she kicks him off the bed and rides my dong.

Ok then.

albers

NSW

1739 posts

11 Dec 2016 5:27pm

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Sparky said..

Ok then.

Sounds more like a caption from Mr. Magic Mushroom Ride

Sparky

1122 posts

11 Dec 2016 4:37pm

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Magic Ride said..
Tippy, tippy toe in my garden, all the other flowers dwell. And when I tippy, tippy toe along, I wait for the dong to bong. And when I hear the snoring dong, I wait until she sings my song. I peak and see he's out ping pong, she kicks him off the bed and rides my dong.

How do you ride a Vietnamese unit of currency? Or am I being a naive young Aussie lad?

Sparky

1122 posts

11 Dec 2016 4:38pm

Apparently for 1 US dollar you can get 15000 dongs!

Sparky

1122 posts

17 Dec 2016 8:05pm

This thread is about to drop off the first page. So.... Last call.

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

18 Dec 2016 7:57am

Fortunately Kev was used to dangling and had an escape plan.

Sparky

1122 posts

19 Dec 2016 9:26am

Firstly, a Merry Christmas to all.
And the winner is.......
Cambodge. Well done, over to you.

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