After you seal your deck chair, lie back and enjoy the results. Now say that with a kiwi accent.

this one has stagnated, so last call for entries, I will call the winner soon.

Yeah man, I knocked up this Rockingham chick and dumped her elephant arse at the beach.

www.abc.net.au/news/2016-12-06/elephant-seal-born-off-perth-coast/8097046

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Sparky said..
Hungover, splitting headache but some seals are much worse off after a nights clubbing.

Thanks for all the creative entries.
There were some high scoring ones, and Stuthepirate almost won it with three good ones, but the winner is Sparky, who really thought outside the box and won the popular vote.
Take it away Sparky!