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Windxtasy > 9 months ago, 28 Nov 2016

Windxtasy

4017 posts

28 Nov 2016 2:17pm

This one is the picture for captioning:

This one is a cartoon I thought most of you would enjoy for a laugh:

Stuthepirate

3591 posts

28 Nov 2016 4:57pm

Doc, i just seem to have no energy. No get up and go.
What's wrong with me?

I think you might have a worn seal.

azymuth

2166 posts

28 Nov 2016 2:52pm

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Who wears a bandana?

Carantoc

7194 posts

28 Nov 2016 3:16pm

Halfway through his trip to Sanctuary Point along the Hume freeway Adrian had to take a break.

Clocking 140km was getting him there faster but blowing that seal had really slowed him down.

Mark _australia

23526 posts

28 Nov 2016 4:18pm

Fred normally picked up the beached whales on holiday, but thought he'd mix it up this time...

Stuthepirate

3591 posts

28 Nov 2016 7:00pm

So what do you reckon about the lounges?

They get my seal of approval

MarkSSC

QLD

642 posts

28 Nov 2016 7:37pm

Looks like the seal got a good pay check for doing that Specsavers advert. The cruise ticket was paid for from the compensation awarded after the lifeguard tried on some mouth to mouth.

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

28 Nov 2016 8:10pm

See I'm not lyin. It's a sea lion lyin.

Sparky

1122 posts

28 Nov 2016 6:30pm

Hungover, splitting headache but some seals are much worse off after a nights clubbing.

Mark _australia

23526 posts

28 Nov 2016 6:49pm

^^^ winner.

Orange Whip

QLD

1074 posts

28 Nov 2016 9:25pm

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Windxtasy said..
This one is the picture for captioning:

John West and his personal bodyguard

Parked

NSW

169 posts

28 Nov 2016 10:47pm

It's sealed, the Trump after party was too much.

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

28 Nov 2016 10:44pm

There's no point harping on about it darling...............

I'm telling you man I needed to get away, and as good looking as she was, with me singing and her modelling, it was never going to work with Heidi. Oh and that one time she caught me sleeping with an otter.

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

28 Nov 2016 11:04pm

Are you sure you rubbed sunscreen all over my back....I can feel myself burning on one side.

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

28 Nov 2016 11:08pm

"Hey honey, what you like to drink?"

"Anything but Canadian Club on the rocks..."

Mark _australia

23526 posts

28 Nov 2016 9:27pm

After seeing so many brazilians lately, Dave thought he would try a fur seal.
Certainly seemed to work, given his contented smile.

Sparky

1122 posts

28 Nov 2016 9:51pm

Both happily dreaming about balancing balls on their noses.

Jupiter

2156 posts

29 Nov 2016 12:38am

Gazz and his new wife are taking it easy on their honeymoon.

Mastbender

1972 posts

29 Nov 2016 1:48am

Heidi Klum in male drag so that the press won't know that she's hooked back up with her ex.

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

29 Nov 2016 7:27am

Looks like you've blown a seal mate.

PhilSWR

NSW

1104 posts

29 Nov 2016 9:36am

Parked exhausted after his photo-shoot.

John340

QLD

3373 posts

29 Nov 2016 8:55am

Stuthepirate

3591 posts

29 Nov 2016 6:55pm

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azymuth said...

Who wears a bandana?

KOTP'S blood pressure hit the sealing after reading this comment.

Parked

NSW

169 posts

29 Nov 2016 7:40pm

Thanks Phil, hey aren't you from near Seal Rocks? thought I recognised you.

robdddd

TAS

167 posts

29 Nov 2016 9:25pm

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Morning after a Tuppaware party, scored a tight seal!

MarkSSC

QLD

642 posts

29 Nov 2016 10:23pm

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Windxtasy said..
This one is the picture for captioning:

What seal? ...If you can see a seal then you are too stressed out. Take a day off work and go sailing.

(Explanation: A few years ago a picture of a dolphin and cow jumping side by side behind a boat did the rounds. The explanation was that if you did not see two dolphins then you were over stressed. The photo was a fake, this one is not. Clearly there are two guys on deck chairs sleeping off their hangovers)

TGale

TAS

301 posts

29 Nov 2016 11:41pm

Try saying this quickly:
"sea lion seen lying on the pool lounge"
"sea lion seen lying on the pool lounge"
"sea lion seen lying on the pool lounge"
"sea lion seen lying on the pool lounge"

Beaglebuddy

1595 posts

30 Nov 2016 6:18am

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Jeez what a night, sorry but I can't remember your name love but can you possibly bring me a bloody Mary? Need a little hair of the dog if we're gonna try for round two...

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

30 Nov 2016 4:59pm

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Beaglebuddy said...

Jeez what a night, sorry but I can't remember your name love but can you possibly bring me a bloody Mary? Need a little hair of the dog if we're gonna try for round two...

"Geez, don't you remember honey? You got "Celia" tattooed on your pecker to commemorate our Vegas wedding@

terminal

1421 posts

30 Nov 2016 5:16pm

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MARVELUS SUNLOUNGERS
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