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Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
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Windxtasy Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
28 Nov 2016 2:17pm
This one is the picture for captioning:


This one is a cartoon I thought most of you would enjoy for a laugh:






Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
Stuthepirate Stuthepirate
SA, 3591 posts
28 Nov 2016 4:57pm

Doc, i just seem to have no energy. No get up and go.
What's wrong with me?

I think you might have a worn seal.
azymuth
azymuth
WA
2169 posts
azymuth azymuth
WA, 2169 posts
28 Nov 2016 2:52pm





Who wears a bandana?
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7268 posts
Carantoc Carantoc
WA, 7268 posts
28 Nov 2016 3:16pm
Halfway through his trip to Sanctuary Point along the Hume freeway Adrian had to take a break.

Clocking 140km was getting him there faster but blowing that seal had really slowed him down.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23647 posts
28 Nov 2016 4:18pm
Fred normally picked up the beached whales on holiday, but thought he'd mix it up this time...


Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
Stuthepirate Stuthepirate
SA, 3591 posts
28 Nov 2016 7:00pm
So what do you reckon about the lounges?

They get my seal of approval
MarkSSC
MarkSSC
QLD
642 posts
MarkSSC MarkSSC
QLD, 642 posts
28 Nov 2016 7:37pm
Looks like the seal got a good pay check for doing that Specsavers advert. The cruise ticket was paid for from the compensation awarded after the lifeguard tried on some mouth to mouth.
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
NotWal NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
28 Nov 2016 8:10pm
See I'm not lyin. It's a sea lion lyin.
Sparky
Sparky
WA
1122 posts
Sparky Sparky
WA, 1122 posts
28 Nov 2016 6:30pm
Hungover, splitting headache but some seals are much worse off after a nights clubbing.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23647 posts
28 Nov 2016 6:49pm
^^^ winner.
Orange Whip
Orange Whip
QLD
1080 posts
Orange Whip Orange Whip
QLD, 1080 posts
28 Nov 2016 9:25pm
Windxtasy said..
This one is the picture for captioning:





John West and his personal bodyguard
Parked
Parked
NSW
169 posts
Parked Parked
NSW, 169 posts
28 Nov 2016 10:47pm
It's sealed, the Trump after party was too much.
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
sausage sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
28 Nov 2016 10:44pm
There's no point harping on about it darling...............
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
sausage sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
28 Nov 2016 11:01pm
I'm telling you man I needed to get away, and as good looking as she was, with me singing and her modelling, it was never going to work with Heidi. Oh and that one time she caught me sleeping with an otter.
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
sausage sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
28 Nov 2016 11:04pm
Are you sure you rubbed sunscreen all over my back....I can feel myself burning on one side.
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
Waterloo Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
28 Nov 2016 11:08pm
"Hey honey, what you like to drink?"

"Anything but Canadian Club on the rocks..."
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23647 posts
28 Nov 2016 9:27pm
After seeing so many brazilians lately, Dave thought he would try a fur seal.
Certainly seemed to work, given his contented smile.


Sparky
Sparky
WA
1122 posts
Sparky Sparky
WA, 1122 posts
28 Nov 2016 9:51pm
Both happily dreaming about balancing balls on their noses.
Jupiter
Jupiter
2156 posts
Jupiter Jupiter
2156 posts
29 Nov 2016 12:38am
Gazz and his new wife are taking it easy on their honeymoon.
Mastbender
Mastbender
1972 posts
Mastbender Mastbender
1972 posts
29 Nov 2016 1:48am
Heidi Klum in male drag so that the press won't know that she's hooked back up with her ex.
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
Richiefish Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
29 Nov 2016 7:27am
Looks like you've blown a seal mate.
PhilSWR
PhilSWR
NSW
1104 posts
PhilSWR PhilSWR
NSW, 1104 posts
29 Nov 2016 9:36am
Parked exhausted after his photo-shoot.


John340
John340
QLD
3410 posts
John340 John340
QLD, 3410 posts
29 Nov 2016 8:55am




Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
Stuthepirate Stuthepirate
SA, 3591 posts
29 Nov 2016 6:55pm
azymuth said...





Who wears a bandana?


KOTP'S blood pressure hit the sealing after reading this comment.
Parked
Parked
NSW
169 posts
Parked Parked
NSW, 169 posts
29 Nov 2016 7:40pm
Thanks Phil, hey aren't you from near Seal Rocks? thought I recognised you.
robdddd
robdddd
TAS
167 posts
robdddd robdddd
TAS, 167 posts
29 Nov 2016 9:25pm



Morning after a Tuppaware party, scored a tight seal!
MarkSSC
MarkSSC
QLD
642 posts
MarkSSC MarkSSC
QLD, 642 posts
29 Nov 2016 10:23pm
Windxtasy said..
This one is the picture for captioning:


What seal? ...If you can see a seal then you are too stressed out. Take a day off work and go sailing.

(Explanation: A few years ago a picture of a dolphin and cow jumping side by side behind a boat did the rounds. The explanation was that if you did not see two dolphins then you were over stressed. The photo was a fake, this one is not. Clearly there are two guys on deck chairs sleeping off their hangovers)
TGale
TGale
TAS
301 posts
TGale TGale
TAS, 301 posts
29 Nov 2016 11:41pm
Try saying this quickly:
"sea lion seen lying on the pool lounge"
"sea lion seen lying on the pool lounge"
"sea lion seen lying on the pool lounge"
"sea lion seen lying on the pool lounge"
Beaglebuddy
Beaglebuddy
1595 posts
Beaglebuddy Beaglebuddy
1595 posts
30 Nov 2016 6:18am








Jeez what a night, sorry but I can't remember your name love but can you possibly bring me a bloody Mary? Need a little hair of the dog if we're gonna try for round two...



Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
Waterloo Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
30 Nov 2016 4:59pm
Beaglebuddy said...








Jeez what a night, sorry but I can't remember your name love but can you possibly bring me a bloody Mary? Need a little hair of the dog if we're gonna try for round two...




"Geez, don't you remember honey? You got "Celia" tattooed on your pecker to commemorate our Vegas wedding@
terminal
terminal
1421 posts
terminal terminal
1421 posts
30 Nov 2016 5:16pm
MARVELUS SUNLOUNGERS
get the
SEAL OF APPROVAL!




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