Do your worst boys and girls...

Groucho Marx in "A Day at the Sweatshop"

The new welding visor 'Heads Up Display' was a real hit with the workers. No need to stop work to check the plans.

Those glossy pages are no good for wiping anyway.

The simple solution to those pesky journo's finding yer cheap 457 visa employees.

Time saving device. You can read the paper after work as it is still imprinted on your eyeballs.

"That newspaper is coming out of your pay"

said the doggy 457 host employer to Soonwill haveascar, his new 457 worker from India

Woody Allen simulates the safe way to view a solar eclipse.

Sum Cum's addiction to porno was beginning to be a problem....

After the stock market crash drained his eyebrow grooming funds, it was back to regular work for John Howard.

Given his love for the work choices legislation he thought it wise to hide his true identity from the shop floor.

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Waterloo said...

Woody Allen simulates the safe way to view a solar eclipse.

Woody Arren

Whilst the children were bitterly dissappointed Chano the clown forgot his outfit & face paint, his improvised paper mask and the dance of the flaming ar5eholes with a sparkler was a great hit.

The boys always put on a bit of a show when they saw the Worksafe inspector coming

Bloody chinese glasses, not worth the paper they were billed on.

Due to his cunning disguise, no one suspected John Smith was a North Korean double agent

Casual Friday at Beijing Steel Works

Little did Lee Chow Ming realise that his actions meant serious injury was imminent...............

having little knowledge that Paper cuts account for 1000 deaths in China each year.

The factory staff were very cruel - Foolscap knew he'd always be ruled and never quite as popular as Afour.

God damit, I forgot to tear eye holes in my page

Backyard disco with industrial sparklers

No no roundeye you guys all wong, paper so good for stopping sparks and fire!!!

Akiro Kochimura was considered a pussy by the other boys as they used rice paper

Blast, I've put my helmet on upside down again

Bad-Li Fooked couldn't afford a plastic surgeon after his accidental disfigurement at the North Korean Nuclear Facility Tuna Cannery and so had to resort to the ACME Do-it-yourself Face Reconstruction kit.

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porka said...

Casual Friday at Beijing Steel Works

Reminds me......

filling out a JSA was a mandantory requirement at lucky big bright sparks fabrication shop, long fat, took it to the extreme and put it on as well.

Stewies always got his face stuck in a fish and chip wrapper.

Instructions for operation of human CNC machine:
1. Insert code in front of code reader.
2. Give verbal START command.

Chinese safety boots takes on an all new meaning

Driven to the limits of frustration by the need to write a caption that would be considered riotously funny by the windsurfing crowd, yet at the same time would not offend Laurie's delicate nature, nor be considered anti-female, anti-male, anti-kiting, un-Australian, derogatory or critical in any way, self-promoting, or promoting other websites, politically biased, racially biased, culturally insensitive, culturally over-sensitive, or (heaven forbid) long-winded, Wet Willy finally snapped and went on a kill-crazy welding rampage with a piece of paper stuck on his face.

Jeeze, I've got a sweaty crotch

Armed and Dangerous