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Stuthepirate
SA
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Stuthepirate
SA, 3591 posts
3 Apr 2016 9:03pm
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sausage
QLD
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sausage
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3 Apr 2016 9:41pm
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And so the moray eel turns to the chicken a says "talk about freaky, this thing just started as a small bump on my tail."
[Okay the kid's arm looks like a moray]
Parked
NSW
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Parked
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3 Apr 2016 9:42pm
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I recon' we can break this cage
Imax1
QLD
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Imax1
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3 Apr 2016 9:43pm
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Smoking was healthy when they had arranged marriges .
John340
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John340
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3 Apr 2016 9:45pm
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Hair in his clean living days before he discovered the Jonny Walker
Imax1
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Imax1
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3 Apr 2016 9:48pm
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Why have his arms grown together ?
Imax1
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Imax1
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3 Apr 2016 9:49pm
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Why is he wearing girls shoes ?
Imax1
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Imax1
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3 Apr 2016 9:52pm
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Why s the chook wearing a Fitbit ?
Piv
WA
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Piv
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3 Apr 2016 8:07pm
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When i grow up im gonna stuff two smokes in my ears and ram two up my nostrils and be smokin dude. Im already practicing.
Waterloo
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Waterloo
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3 Apr 2016 11:24pm
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Colonal Sanders, the formative years...
terminal
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terminal
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Einstein's solution to repeatedly being asked "Are you a boy or a girl?".
Richiefish
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Richiefish
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4 Apr 2016 7:22am
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Because he smoked so much pot, Donald Trumps only childhood friend was a chicken.
Mastbender
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Mastbender
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I'm warning you, don't mess with my chicken, he's lethal with a chain saw and he's not afraid to use it.
MikeyS
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4 Apr 2016 11:02am
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"Why, you ungrateful little bugger" (cluck, cluck cluck). "Do you know what I had to cross to get you that smoke?"
theDoctor
NSW
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theDoctor
NSW, 5786 posts
4 Apr 2016 4:18pm
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You don't smoke. .?
What's the matter...... chicken. .?
seanhogan
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4 Apr 2016 4:24pm
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I'd like to see the ranger come and tell me I'm smoking in a public place and that my chook is off the lead !!
I'd just run away !!!
Carantoc
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4 Apr 2016 4:15pm
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Why do I have to sit next to this cock to have my photo taken ?
Carantoc
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4 Apr 2016 4:20pm
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Historians discover the earliest evidence of sexting, a selfie Elton posted via Royal Mail showing his fag and his cock taken on his new ipinhole camera.
Carantoc
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4 Apr 2016 4:26pm
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When lotofwind was 8 years old he had a pet chicken.
He loved that chicken so much he always wanted to be just like it when he grew up.
So ever since his poor chicken died lotofwind has tried and tried to be a cock.
Craig66
NSW
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Craig66
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4 Apr 2016 6:32pm
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yes, real men do smoke after sex
Carantoc
WA
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Carantoc
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4 Apr 2016 4:39pm
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In 2017 SUP is set to evolve yet again with the crazy new fad of SDSUPWACWSAR# set to take off.
Not since SUP yoga had the hardcore sport of SUP advanced so much.
#Sit Down Stand Up Paddle With A Chicken Whilst Smoking A Reefer
albers
NSW
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albers
NSW, 1739 posts
4 Apr 2016 6:49pm
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Foghorn Leghorn: “I say, boy, I say, boy, pay attention when I’m talkin’ to ya, boy - and stop blowing smoke in my face”
Parked
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Parked
NSW, 169 posts
4 Apr 2016 7:31pm
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Stuthepirate said..
Chicken: "Why I crossed the road"
Mark _australia
WA
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Mark _australia
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4 Apr 2016 8:48pm
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Smoked chicken: you're doing it wrong.
da vecta
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da vecta
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5 Apr 2016 9:40pm
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The fox, the grain ...meh.
Stuthepirate
SA
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Stuthepirate
SA, 3591 posts
8 Apr 2016 9:29pm
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Family friendly version of L'il Johnny's show and tell joke
Windxtasy
WA
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Windxtasy
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9 Apr 2016 5:58pm
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hen
chman
: a trusted supporter who performs unpleasant, wrong, or illegal tasks for a powerful person (such as a politician or criminal).
You better make this photo look good or I'll set my
Hen
chman
onto you.
Windxtasy
WA
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Windxtasy
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9 Apr 2016 7:03pm
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Little Johnny and his favourite pet just before they disappeared.
Police suspect fowl play.
Orange Whip
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Orange Whip
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9 Apr 2016 9:36pm
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Waterloo said..
Colonal Sanders, the formative years...
Robbie Nash, the formative years......
Beaglebuddy
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Beaglebuddy
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Bump
Stuthepirate
SA
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15 Apr 2016 10:14pm
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Windxtasy said...
Little Johnny and his favourite pet just before they disappeared.
Police suspect fowl play.
Windxtasy winds with a good pun.
Though I did like Carantoc's effort because a lot of people agree with the sentiment.
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