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Stuthepirate > 9 months ago, 3 Apr 2016

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

3 Apr 2016 9:41pm

And so the moray eel turns to the chicken a says "talk about freaky, this thing just started as a small bump on my tail."

[Okay the kid's arm looks like a moray]

Parked

NSW

169 posts

3 Apr 2016 9:42pm

I recon' we can break this cage

Imax1

QLD

4926 posts

3 Apr 2016 9:43pm

Smoking was healthy when they had arranged marriges .

John340

QLD

3373 posts

3 Apr 2016 9:45pm

Hair in his clean living days before he discovered the Jonny Walker

Imax1

QLD

4926 posts

3 Apr 2016 9:48pm

Why have his arms grown together ?

Imax1

QLD

4926 posts

3 Apr 2016 9:49pm

Why is he wearing girls shoes ?

Imax1

QLD

4926 posts

3 Apr 2016 9:52pm

Why s the chook wearing a Fitbit ?

Piv

372 posts

3 Apr 2016 8:07pm

When i grow up im gonna stuff two smokes in my ears and ram two up my nostrils and be smokin dude. Im already practicing.

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

3 Apr 2016 11:24pm

Colonal Sanders, the formative years...

terminal

1421 posts

4 Apr 2016 4:42am

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Einstein's solution to repeatedly being asked "Are you a boy or a girl?".

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

4 Apr 2016 7:22am

Because he smoked so much pot, Donald Trumps only childhood friend was a chicken.

Mastbender

1972 posts

4 Apr 2016 5:51am

I'm warning you, don't mess with my chicken, he's lethal with a chain saw and he's not afraid to use it.

MikeyS

VIC

1509 posts

4 Apr 2016 11:02am

"Why, you ungrateful little bugger" (cluck, cluck cluck). "Do you know what I had to cross to get you that smoke?"

theDoctor

NSW

5786 posts

4 Apr 2016 4:18pm

You don't smoke. .?
What's the matter...... chicken. .?

seanhogan

QLD

3424 posts

4 Apr 2016 4:24pm

I'd like to see the ranger come and tell me I'm smoking in a public place and that my chook is off the lead !!
I'd just run away !!!

Carantoc

7194 posts

4 Apr 2016 4:15pm

Why do I have to sit next to this cock to have my photo taken ?

Carantoc

7194 posts

4 Apr 2016 4:20pm

Historians discover the earliest evidence of sexting, a selfie Elton posted via Royal Mail showing his fag and his cock taken on his new ipinhole camera.

When lotofwind was 8 years old he had a pet chicken.

He loved that chicken so much he always wanted to be just like it when he grew up.

So ever since his poor chicken died lotofwind has tried and tried to be a cock.

Craig66

NSW

2466 posts

4 Apr 2016 6:32pm

yes, real men do smoke after sex

Carantoc

7194 posts

4 Apr 2016 4:39pm

In 2017 SUP is set to evolve yet again with the crazy new fad of SDSUPWACWSAR# set to take off.

Not since SUP yoga had the hardcore sport of SUP advanced so much.

#Sit Down Stand Up Paddle With A Chicken Whilst Smoking A Reefer

albers

NSW

1739 posts

4 Apr 2016 6:49pm

Foghorn Leghorn: “I say, boy, I say, boy, pay attention when I’m talkin’ to ya, boy - and stop blowing smoke in my face”

Parked

NSW

169 posts

4 Apr 2016 7:31pm

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Stuthepirate said..

Chicken: "Why I crossed the road"

Mark _australia

23526 posts

4 Apr 2016 8:48pm

Smoked chicken: you're doing it wrong.

da vecta

QLD

2515 posts

5 Apr 2016 9:40pm

The fox, the grain ...meh.

Stuthepirate

3591 posts

8 Apr 2016 9:29pm

Family friendly version of L'il Johnny's show and tell joke

Windxtasy

4017 posts

9 Apr 2016 5:58pm

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henchman

: a trusted supporter who performs unpleasant, wrong, or illegal tasks for a powerful person (such as a politician or criminal).

You better make this photo look good or I'll set my Henchman onto you.

Windxtasy

4017 posts

9 Apr 2016 7:03pm

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Little Johnny and his favourite pet just before they disappeared.
Police suspect fowl play.

Orange Whip

QLD

1074 posts

9 Apr 2016 9:36pm

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Waterloo said..

Colonal Sanders, the formative years...

Robbie Nash, the formative years......

Beaglebuddy

1595 posts

15 Apr 2016 2:31pm

Bump

Stuthepirate

3591 posts

15 Apr 2016 10:14pm

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Windxtasy said...

Little Johnny and his favourite pet just before they disappeared.
Police suspect fowl play.

Windxtasy winds with a good pun.
Though I did like Carantoc's effort because a lot of people agree with the sentiment.

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