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Created by da vecta da vecta  > 9 months ago, 29 May 2015
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da vecta
da vecta

QLD

2515 posts

29 May 2015 11:06am

sausage
sausage

QLD

4873 posts

29 May 2015 11:12am
The buck (literally) stops with......the guy just below me!
sausage
sausage

QLD

4873 posts

29 May 2015 11:40am
i am not a racist.
White, brown, yellow - colour is unimportant to me. It's the contents of the envelope, not its colour that matters.
hardpole
hardpole

WA

608 posts

29 May 2015 10:43am
The amount of money you give me doesn't matter, as long as the number is THIS long.
ka43
ka43

NSW

3097 posts

29 May 2015 1:09pm
F.I.F.A.
Filthy Inhouse Filching Association.
ka43
ka43

NSW

3097 posts

29 May 2015 1:11pm
And you thought the Catholic Church was good at covering **** up??
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate

SA

3591 posts

29 May 2015 2:20pm

If your the-president-of-a-corrupt-world-sporting-organisation-who-deliberately-mislead-investigators-and-receive-millions-of-dollars-of-bribes-from-governments-which-are-funded-by-tax-payers clap your hands
Gestalt
Gestalt

QLD

14722 posts

29 May 2015 3:01pm
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welcome to my fiefadom.
TGale
TGale

TAS

301 posts

29 May 2015 5:08pm
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da vecta said..



Go forth into the world in peace;
be of good courage;
hold fast that which is good;
render to no one evil for evil;
strengthen the fainthearted;
support the weak;
help the afflicted;
honour everyone;
love and serve the Game,
rejoicing in the power of the Round Ball;
and the blessing of Sepp almighty,
the Father, the Ball, and the Holy Net,
be among you and remain with you always. Amen.
Waterloo
Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

29 May 2015 5:26pm
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"Yes I don't know how this could have happened, I applied all the techniques I learnt at the Don King School of Sports Governance..."
terminal
terminal

1421 posts

29 May 2015 4:54pm
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da vecta said..



"What ref! It wasn't me! Anyway, if you didn't see it, you can't penalise me!"
da vecta
da vecta

QLD

2515 posts

29 May 2015 8:30pm
James O'Conner's kick only went about this far.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia

WA

23526 posts

29 May 2015 6:34pm
Hey waddaya worry about, we only do it every 4yrs
albers
albers

NSW

1739 posts

29 May 2015 9:09pm
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"and the winner is .....................Guy Sebastian!!!"
albers
albers

NSW

1739 posts

29 May 2015 9:14pm


"I'm too old to be doing this sh!t"

greenleader
greenleader

QLD

5283 posts

29 May 2015 11:49pm
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da vecta said..



Hey, my grandchildrens superyachts will run out of cocaine and 'Patron in three years if you continue this fecking ghost hunt!
stroppo
stroppo

WA

747 posts

30 May 2015 12:09am


I DOODED IT AND I DON'T CARE !!CKERS
terminal
terminal

1421 posts

30 May 2015 2:02am
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There's a FIFA this and a FIFA that.
John340
John340

QLD

3373 posts

30 May 2015 1:04pm



The Beautiful Game - Run by a crook who knows nothing and supported by administrators feathering their own nests
Richiefish
Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

31 May 2015 9:25am
As you can see here I have a cast bronze replica of one of my balls. Yes it is big. They have to be.
Carantoc
Carantoc

WA

7194 posts

31 May 2015 6:39pm




I have been accused of running the most morally corrupt sport in the world.

Well, let me tell my friends...
Windxtasy
Windxtasy

WA

4017 posts

31 May 2015 10:07pm
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Having demonstrated the skills required for advancement in the Catholic church, Sett practices blessing the people.




elmo
elmo

WA

8879 posts

31 May 2015 10:28pm
Simon say's put your bribes in the bag
sausage
sausage

QLD

4873 posts

3 Jun 2015 10:36am
Now just before I leave for the airport, can someone here confirm which Countries don't have extradition agreements with the USA! I've rung the Ecuadorian embassy in London but all their beds are taken.
John340
John340

QLD

3373 posts

3 Jun 2015 10:58am
I'd love to chat, but I got to get out of here before the FBI arrives
Al Planet
Al Planet

TAS

1548 posts

3 Jun 2015 1:43pm
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da vecta said..



....What's going on .....some guy on the internet said he could fix my erection...fully legitimate...like why would the FBI be interested is that..
da vecta
da vecta

QLD

2515 posts

3 Jun 2015 6:11pm
I have now successfully made it onto Seabreeze caption comp so I therefore announce my retirement.
LeStef
LeStef

ACT

514 posts

3 Jun 2015 11:49pm
BREAKING NEWS:
Step Ladder has been stood down.
Windxtasy
Windxtasy

WA

4017 posts

4 Jun 2015 8:19am
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I can't retire just yet. I have a pile of papers THIS BIG that I have to shred so they can't pin any thing on me.




da vecta
da vecta

QLD

2515 posts

4 Jun 2015 9:51pm
I'm going to call it. 3rd place goes to Richiefish. Equal 2nd to Albers & Carantoc with some bonus points for the poker dot cup.

... but the winner is...Terminal with "There's a FIFA this and a FIFA that". Take it away matey...
terminal
terminal

1421 posts

5 Jun 2015 2:04am
Ok mate - I'll see what I can find.

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