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da vecta > 9 months ago, 29 May 2015

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

29 May 2015 11:12am

The buck (literally) stops with......the guy just below me!

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

29 May 2015 11:40am

i am not a racist.
White, brown, yellow - colour is unimportant to me. It's the contents of the envelope, not its colour that matters.

hardpole

608 posts

29 May 2015 10:43am

The amount of money you give me doesn't matter, as long as the number is THIS long.

ka43

NSW

3097 posts

29 May 2015 1:09pm

F.I.F.A.
Filthy Inhouse Filching Association.

ka43

NSW

3097 posts

29 May 2015 1:11pm

And you thought the Catholic Church was good at covering **** up??

If your the-president-of-a-corrupt-world-sporting-organisation-who-deliberately-mislead-investigators-and-receive-millions-of-dollars-of-bribes-from-governments-which-are-funded-by-tax-payers clap your hands

Gestalt

QLD

14722 posts

29 May 2015 3:01pm

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welcome to my fiefadom.

TGale

TAS

301 posts

29 May 2015 5:08pm

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da vecta said..

Go forth into the world in peace;
be of good courage;
hold fast that which is good;
render to no one evil for evil;
strengthen the fainthearted;
support the weak;
help the afflicted;
honour everyone;
love and serve the Game,
rejoicing in the power of the Round Ball;
and the blessing of Sepp almighty,
the Father, the Ball, and the Holy Net,
be among you and remain with you always. Amen.

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

29 May 2015 5:26pm

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"Yes I don't know how this could have happened, I applied all the techniques I learnt at the Don King School of Sports Governance..."

terminal

1421 posts

29 May 2015 4:54pm

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da vecta said..

"What ref! It wasn't me! Anyway, if you didn't see it, you can't penalise me!"

da vecta

QLD

2515 posts

29 May 2015 8:30pm

James O'Conner's kick only went about this far.

Mark _australia

23526 posts

29 May 2015 6:34pm

Hey waddaya worry about, we only do it every 4yrs

albers

NSW

1739 posts

29 May 2015 9:09pm

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"and the winner is .....................Guy Sebastian!!!"

albers

NSW

1739 posts

29 May 2015 9:14pm

"I'm too old to be doing this sh!t"

greenleader

QLD

5283 posts

29 May 2015 11:49pm

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da vecta said..

Hey, my grandchildrens superyachts will run out of cocaine and 'Patron in three years if you continue this fecking ghost hunt!

stroppo

747 posts

30 May 2015 12:09am

I DOODED IT AND I DON'T CARE !!CKERS

terminal

1421 posts

30 May 2015 2:02am

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There's a FIFA this and a FIFA that.

John340

QLD

3373 posts

30 May 2015 1:04pm

The Beautiful Game - Run by a crook who knows nothing and supported by administrators feathering their own nests

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

31 May 2015 9:25am

As you can see here I have a cast bronze replica of one of my balls. Yes it is big. They have to be.

Carantoc

7194 posts

31 May 2015 6:39pm

I have been accused of running the most morally corrupt sport in the world.

Well, let me tell my friends...

Windxtasy

4017 posts

31 May 2015 10:07pm

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Having demonstrated the skills required for advancement in the Catholic church, Sett practices blessing the people.

elmo

8879 posts

31 May 2015 10:28pm

Simon say's put your bribes in the bag

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

3 Jun 2015 10:36am

Now just before I leave for the airport, can someone here confirm which Countries don't have extradition agreements with the USA! I've rung the Ecuadorian embassy in London but all their beds are taken.

John340

QLD

3373 posts

3 Jun 2015 10:58am

I'd love to chat, but I got to get out of here before the FBI arrives

Al Planet

TAS

1548 posts

3 Jun 2015 1:43pm

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da vecta said..

....What's going on .....some guy on the internet said he could fix my erection...fully legitimate...like why would the FBI be interested is that..

da vecta

QLD

2515 posts

3 Jun 2015 6:11pm

I have now successfully made it onto Seabreeze caption comp so I therefore announce my retirement.

LeStef

ACT

514 posts

3 Jun 2015 11:49pm

BREAKING NEWS:
Step Ladder has been stood down.

Windxtasy

4017 posts

4 Jun 2015 8:19am

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I can't retire just yet. I have a pile of papers THIS BIG that I have to shred so they can't pin any thing on me.

da vecta

QLD

2515 posts

4 Jun 2015 9:51pm

I'm going to call it. 3rd place goes to Richiefish. Equal 2nd to Albers & Carantoc with some bonus points for the poker dot cup.

... but the winner is...Terminal with "There's a FIFA this and a FIFA that". Take it away matey...

terminal

1421 posts

5 Jun 2015 2:04am

Ok mate - I'll see what I can find.

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