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Bondalucci > 9 months ago, 10 Sep 2008

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

11 Sep 2008 12:17am

Not much wind lately, we've all probably added a winter kilo or two.
..so here's one to make us feel better...

Have fun!

P.S. - and before you ask, Wet Willy, NO you haven't won this one yet either.

baldrick

QLD

146 posts

11 Sep 2008 12:23am

I can smell Parmesan mister.

Bender

2236 posts

10 Sep 2008 10:25pm

Ray the chippie realised that Hu Flung Dung's verandah over his tool shed was sagging due to poor workmanship.

It was going to take more than back yard blitz to fix this one.

Wet Willy

TAS

2317 posts

11 Sep 2008 12:25am

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P.S. - and before you ask, Wet Willy, NO you haven't won this one yet either.

Hey, that's not fair!!

Nice photo, though. This one will require some careful thought -- as will my NEXT attempt at gaining DOMINION over the WORLD of MORTALS!!!!

Now all we need is for a kiter with an IQ even smaller than his p###s to confuse the words "mortals" and "morons", and try to make a joke of it...

theDoctor

NSW

5786 posts

11 Sep 2008 12:42am

^^^^ this is a windsurfing forum.... don't you mean world of 'morons'

Wet Willy

TAS

2317 posts

11 Sep 2008 12:47am

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theDoctor said...

^^^^ this is a windsurfing forum.... don't you mean world of 'morons'

I knew it! It was only a matter of time!

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

11 Sep 2008 8:24am

it looks like the kids nose is stuck on Crackafatto's harness hook ???

elmo

8879 posts

11 Sep 2008 6:28am

Championship Sumo wrestler Ima Fatwan was starting to suspect living in Hiroshima was not such a good I deal after he realized his latest bit of Belly Button lint had mutated

elmo

8879 posts

11 Sep 2008 6:30am

No, I'm not telling you where I hid the $20

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

11 Sep 2008 8:31am

after a long calorie packed winter, some of us require help getting back into our waist harnesses.

elmo

8879 posts

11 Sep 2008 6:54am

The Open catagory match was going to get messy when the body smash came into play

grumplestiltskin

2331 posts

11 Sep 2008 7:02am

ooooh, I've got a turtlehead pokin out

Mr. No-one

921 posts

11 Sep 2008 9:33am

It's not the size that counts, it's how you use it, that's what I this freind of mine keeps telling my his girlfreind.

stamp

QLD

2795 posts

11 Sep 2008 12:06pm

look kid, i'm sorry i ate your brother but that's not gonna bring him back up

poor relative

9106 posts

11 Sep 2008 10:08am

John's fatty fetish had just gone too far

grumplestiltskin

2331 posts

11 Sep 2008 10:21am

Hardie realised that after the long winter break, getting his waist harness on was going to require assistance.

Mark _australia

23526 posts

11 Sep 2008 11:00am

Japanese priesthood

MikeyS

VIC

1509 posts

11 Sep 2008 2:46pm

Being employed to prop up Akebono's fat so he could go pee-pee was a crap job, but Simon didn't care. The money was good.

stamp

QLD

2795 posts

11 Sep 2008 3:06pm

the latest reality tv show "when musicians wrestle."
this week; pavarotti vs johnny rotten

555

892 posts

11 Sep 2008 1:27pm

Jack suddenly remembered that childhood story about the beanstalk..

FoS

TAS

1664 posts

11 Sep 2008 3:54pm

This is what it's like, working for the man, lets goto the beach instead.

sailpilot

QLD

787 posts

11 Sep 2008 5:18pm

Oh no you don't fatso, thats my lunch-box your heading for

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

11 Sep 2008 6:04pm

I know you have to be careful with your gonads but next time you tuck them this far up you're just going to have to do without them.

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

11 Sep 2008 6:28pm

With the help of Mini Me, Fat Bastard dumps the last baby.

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

11 Sep 2008 6:52pm

Relli likes to find the biggest, juiciest geisha he can find and play love games like "push the tummy into a funny face"

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

11 Sep 2008 6:53pm

No I'm not going out with you dressed like that. Go home and put your bra on.

evlPanda

NSW

9207 posts

11 Sep 2008 9:27pm

Winning "The Biggest Loser" has affected his career.

Wet Willy

TAS

2317 posts

11 Sep 2008 11:51pm

Identical twins Yoshi and Horoshi Makumoto made a small fortune posing as "Before and After" models for weight-loss companies, until the scam was revealed...

The North Korean Sumo team never really had a chance...their Glorious Leader blamed "Western imperialist aggression", but the athletes themselves blamed the one-bowl-of-rice-a-week diet and the training, which consisted simply of hauling artillery up mountains for 16 hours a day...

Wet Willy

TAS

2317 posts

11 Sep 2008 11:57pm

An ill-advised career change for Melbourne Cup winning Jockey Billy Little almost ended in an untimely retirement...

Wet Willy

TAS

2317 posts

12 Sep 2008 12:01am

Sumo champ Kyoshi Mizayoshi carefully contemplates his strategy for the title bout:

"Hmm...'Buddha circles the castle'? No, too obvious...'Dragon lays an egg and grows wings'?..no, too showy...'samurai eats a lotus hamburger'?...nah, too modern...

"I know! I'll sit on the little b@$tard til he $h!t$ blood!! THAT'LL WORK!!!"

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Mr. No-one

stamp

poor relative

grumplestiltskin

Mark _australia

MikeyS

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