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Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
Bondalucci Bondalucci
VIC, 1580 posts
11 Sep 2008 12:17am

Not much wind lately, we've all probably added a winter kilo or two.
..so here's one to make us feel better...



Have fun!

P.S. - and before you ask, Wet Willy, NO you haven't won this one yet either.

baldrick
baldrick
QLD
146 posts
baldrick baldrick
QLD, 146 posts
11 Sep 2008 12:23am
I can smell Parmesan mister.
Bender
Bender
WA
2236 posts
Bender Bender
WA, 2236 posts
10 Sep 2008 10:25pm
Ray the chippie realised that Hu Flung Dung's verandah over his tool shed was sagging due to poor workmanship.

It was going to take more than back yard blitz to fix this one.
Wet Willy
Wet Willy
TAS
2317 posts
Wet Willy Wet Willy
TAS, 2317 posts
11 Sep 2008 12:25am
P.S. - and before you ask, Wet Willy, NO you haven't won this one yet either.




Hey, that's not fair!!



Nice photo, though. This one will require some careful thought -- as will my NEXT attempt at gaining DOMINION over the WORLD of MORTALS!!!!



Now all we need is for a kiter with an IQ even smaller than his p###s to confuse the words "mortals" and "morons", and try to make a joke of it...

theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
theDoctor theDoctor
NSW, 5786 posts
11 Sep 2008 12:42am
^^^^ this is a windsurfing forum.... don't you mean world of 'morons'
Wet Willy
Wet Willy
TAS
2317 posts
Wet Willy Wet Willy
TAS, 2317 posts
11 Sep 2008 12:47am
theDoctor said...

^^^^ this is a windsurfing forum.... don't you mean world of 'morons'


I knew it! It was only a matter of time!

Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
Richiefish Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
11 Sep 2008 8:24am
it looks like the kids nose is stuck on Crackafatto's harness hook ???
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
elmo elmo
WA, 8890 posts
11 Sep 2008 6:28am
Championship Sumo wrestler Ima Fatwan was starting to suspect living in Hiroshima was not such a good I deal after he realized his latest bit of Belly Button lint had mutated
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
elmo elmo
WA, 8890 posts
11 Sep 2008 6:30am
No, I'm not telling you where I hid the $20
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
Richiefish Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
11 Sep 2008 8:31am
after a long calorie packed winter, some of us require help getting back into our waist harnesses.
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
elmo elmo
WA, 8890 posts
11 Sep 2008 6:54am
The Open catagory match was going to get messy when the body smash came into play
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
grumplestiltskin grumplestiltskin
WA, 2331 posts
11 Sep 2008 7:02am
ooooh, I've got a turtlehead pokin out
Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
Mr. No-one Mr. No-one
WA, 921 posts
11 Sep 2008 9:33am
It's not the size that counts, it's how you use it, that's what I this freind of mine keeps telling my his girlfreind.
stamp
stamp
QLD
2797 posts
stamp stamp
QLD, 2797 posts
11 Sep 2008 12:06pm
look kid, i'm sorry i ate your brother but that's not gonna bring him back up
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
poor relative poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
11 Sep 2008 10:08am
John's fatty fetish had just gone too far
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
grumplestiltskin grumplestiltskin
WA, 2331 posts
11 Sep 2008 10:21am
Hardie realised that after the long winter break, getting his waist harness on was going to require assistance.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23647 posts
11 Sep 2008 11:00am
Japanese priesthood
MikeyS
MikeyS
VIC
1509 posts
MikeyS MikeyS
VIC, 1509 posts
11 Sep 2008 2:46pm
Being employed to prop up Akebono's fat so he could go pee-pee was a crap job, but Simon didn't care. The money was good.
stamp
stamp
QLD
2797 posts
stamp stamp
QLD, 2797 posts
11 Sep 2008 3:06pm
the latest reality tv show "when musicians wrestle."
this week; pavarotti vs johnny rotten
555
555
892 posts
555 555
892 posts
11 Sep 2008 1:27pm
Jack suddenly remembered that childhood story about the beanstalk..
FoS
FoS
TAS
1664 posts
FoS FoS
TAS, 1664 posts
11 Sep 2008 3:54pm
This is what it's like, working for the man, lets goto the beach instead.
sailpilot
sailpilot
QLD
787 posts
sailpilot sailpilot
QLD, 787 posts
11 Sep 2008 5:18pm
Oh no you don't fatso, thats my lunch-box your heading for
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
NotWal NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
11 Sep 2008 6:04pm
I know you have to be careful with your gonads but next time you tuck them this far up you're just going to have to do without them.
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
NotWal NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
11 Sep 2008 6:28pm
With the help of Mini Me, Fat Bastard dumps the last baby.
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
NotWal NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
11 Sep 2008 6:52pm
Relli likes to find the biggest, juiciest geisha he can find and play love games like "push the tummy into a funny face"
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
NotWal NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
11 Sep 2008 6:53pm
No I'm not going out with you dressed like that. Go home and put your bra on.
evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
evlPanda evlPanda
NSW, 9207 posts
11 Sep 2008 9:27pm
Winning "The Biggest Loser" has affected his career.
Wet Willy
Wet Willy
TAS
2317 posts
Wet Willy Wet Willy
TAS, 2317 posts
11 Sep 2008 11:51pm
Identical twins Yoshi and Horoshi Makumoto made a small fortune posing as "Before and After" models for weight-loss companies, until the scam was revealed...
Wet Willy
Wet Willy
TAS
2317 posts
Wet Willy Wet Willy
TAS, 2317 posts
11 Sep 2008 11:55pm
The North Korean Sumo team never really had a chance...their Glorious Leader blamed "Western imperialist aggression", but the athletes themselves blamed the one-bowl-of-rice-a-week diet and the training, which consisted simply of hauling artillery up mountains for 16 hours a day...
Wet Willy
Wet Willy
TAS
2317 posts
Wet Willy Wet Willy
TAS, 2317 posts
11 Sep 2008 11:57pm
An ill-advised career change for Melbourne Cup winning Jockey Billy Little almost ended in an untimely retirement...
Wet Willy
Wet Willy
TAS
2317 posts
Wet Willy Wet Willy
TAS, 2317 posts
12 Sep 2008 12:01am
Sumo champ Kyoshi Mizayoshi carefully contemplates his strategy for the title bout:

"Hmm...'Buddha circles the castle'? No, too obvious...'Dragon lays an egg and grows wings'?..no, too showy...'samurai eats a lotus hamburger'?...nah, too modern...

"I know! I'll sit on the little b@$tard til he $h!t$ blood!! THAT'LL WORK!!!"
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