"No, No, cough again son, I'll tell you when you can stop..."

They are the best dressed eskimos I have ever seen,

The modern day adaptation of "Abbott & Costello" was never quite as funny as the original

"Hey Pete, is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me!"

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albers said..



The modern day adaptation of "Abbott & Costello" was never quite as funny as the original

Depends on your point of view

Wait until the public finds out what we really have in store for them...

Don't worry, we have a cunning plan.....he won't last 3 years as leader, neither will his successor

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"Seriously mate, how are we going to repeal their right to vote if you make one of them a Minister???..."

Pssst Tony,how much for your daughters? hahahahaha

ssshh, just remember the routine

What ?

That's right, Who and I don't know

What ?

Yes, What is on second?

Stop.

Stop ? I don't care





(it wasn't funny the first time, but at least it was supposed to be comedy show)

Mr Abbott, I can report operation 'make you look not crazy' has been successful.

The 37 agents have returned from the seat of Fairfax and now you are going to appear like a sane moderate at PM's question time.

Before it was Photoshopped:

ssssshhhhh

I've got two tickets to One Direction's Take Me Home Tour

Nah, its OK mate, I have my own version of Send Them Home and turn them back in One Direction.

Hey Tony, looks like the Dockers are going to go all the way this time.

WHAT ?? Call the Navy, make them stop the boats. Call the lawyers, ban the MUA ..

No, no, no, hang on mate, I meant the ..... oh, never mind.

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"Seriously mate, how are we going to repeal their right to vote if you make one of them a Minister???..."

Nah look its OK, if you get in close and reach like this, then you'll find out she is one of us

"Kiss me kuttut"

Last call for entries, polling booths close at 6:00 pm.

Hey Tony, did you hear the Kiwis lost the America's Cup 9-8 after leading 8-1.

'Darth Abbott, I bring news from Emperor Howard. All is not well, the rebel alliance stills stands strong here in the senate'

'I am aware of these issues Darth C'tello, but what of the outer reaches of the universe ?'

'Darth Abbott, the south is subdued, the Alliance of Liberated Planets is defeated, wrecked by Sith spies within their own ranks'

'Yes, Darth C'tello, Lord Rudd did well, we must reward him with a lucrative ambassadors role'

'And the west is suppressed Darth Abbott. The residents have become lazy and complacent and pose no threat'

'But in the East there rises a new force. There is a Hutt, Clive the Hutt that pledges allegiance to the aims of the Emperor, but I do not believe it can be trusted'

'Darth C'tello, I thought your emissary Lord Newman has control of the east ?'

'Darth Abbott, I fear Newman rules for himself. He is evil, even in comparison with the Empire. He enjoys the suffering of his own people. I fear his evil may turn people to seek a new hope from Clive the Hutt'

'And what of the Hutt in the west ? Darth C'tello'

'I know not of this western Hutt that you speak of Darth Abbott'

'Darth C'tello, there is a Hutt they call Gina the Hutt that seeks influence in the west Darth C'tello'

'Can Lord Barnett not control this western Hutt Darth Abbott ?'

'This Hutt has been consumed by the dark side Darth C'tello. The dark forces control its actions, it no longer has free will. It even seeks the defeat of its own off spring, one they call Luke Hancock-Welker'

'These are indeed troubling times Darth Abbott'

that's not a caption, that's a screenplay

But a great sceenplay. I love the Hutt

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theDoctor said..



that's not a caption, that's a screenplay

I'm amazed he could come up with that!

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Carantoc said..

'Darth Abbott, I bring news from Emperor Howard. All is not well, the rebel alliance stills stands strong here in the senate'

'I am aware of these issues Darth C'tello, but what of the outer reaches of the universe ?'

'Darth Abbott, the south is subdued, the Alliance of Liberated Planets is defeated, wrecked by Sith spies within their own ranks'

'Yes, Darth C'tello, Lord Rudd did well, we must reward him with a lucrative ambassadors role'

'And the west is suppressed Darth Abbott. The residents have become lazy and complacent and pose no threat'

'But in the East there rises a new force. There is a Hutt, Clive the Hutt that pledges allegiance to the aims of the Emperor, but I do not believe it can be trusted'

'Darth C'tello, I thought your emissary Lord Newman has control of the east ?'

'Darth Abbott, I fear Newman rules for himself. He is evil, even in comparison with the Empire. He enjoys the suffering of his own people. I fear his evil may turn people to seek a new hope from Clive the Hutt'

'And what of the Hutt in the west ? Darth C'tello'

'I know not of this western Hutt that you speak of Darth Abbott'

'Darth C'tello, there is a Hutt they call Gina the Hutt that seeks influence in the west Darth C'tello'

'Can Lord Barnett not control this western Hutt Darth Abbott ?'

'This Hutt has been consumed by the dark side Darth C'tello. The dark forces control its actions, it no longer has free will. It even seeks the defeat of its own off spring, one they call Luke Hancock-Welker'

'These are indeed troubling times Darth Abbott'

..and what of the Jedi?...



Any post that includes Gina the Hutt gets brownie points.

Congrats to Caratonic for his assessment on the ascendency of the Empire...