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Windxtasy > 9 months ago, 30 Jun 2013

Windxtasy

4017 posts

30 Jun 2013 3:09pm

(In record quick time)

Since Decrepit appreciates my sense of humour I thought I'd post a picture in his honour:

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

30 Jun 2013 5:15pm

An early prototype of Pinocchio with short nose and wooden beard.

Windxtasy

4017 posts

30 Jun 2013 3:22pm

Decrepit took his role as GPSTC administrator very seriously, and decided to upgrade his image accordingly:

Stuthepirate

3591 posts

30 Jun 2013 5:38pm

After Decrepit missed another wedding anniversary due to the wind blowing +20knts, Mrs Decrepit, armed with hair curlers, got her revenge whilst he slept.

albers

NSW

1739 posts

30 Jun 2013 6:10pm

The "Wind & Wave" beard is becoming popular amongst the first generation of Amish windsurfers

lotofwind

NSW

6451 posts

30 Jun 2013 6:21pm

Mark Australia tried to keep up with all the new generations trends and attempts
some DIY "ManScaping" that he had read about in the kitesurfing forums.

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

30 Jun 2013 7:34pm

Santa responds to the biting critique of the fashionista with a dazzling Christmas ribbon beard do. Stick that up your haute couture.

terminal

1421 posts

30 Jun 2013 5:41pm

Curly's wife could always tell when the Viagra was starting to take effect.

decrepit

12802 posts

30 Jun 2013 7:00pm

I'M laughing so hard I can't think of a reply!

Mark _australia

23526 posts

30 Jun 2013 7:25pm

Not content with wearing the wife's underwear for a covert thrill, Lotofwind used her curlers also

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

30 Jun 2013 9:34pm

Decrepit's new avitar - Party whistle face.

Windxtasy

4017 posts

30 Jun 2013 7:41pm

If you knew what I know about the Mandurah Mob, it would make your hair curl!

T 11

TAS

811 posts

30 Jun 2013 10:21pm

Is this something about ~~Mary~~ Decrepit

Mark _australia

23526 posts

30 Jun 2013 9:00pm

What happens when you get too close to the gift wrapping counter at Myer

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

30 Jun 2013 11:18pm

...and it was due to this unusual affliction that Jock had to always wear a kilt...

greenleader

QLD

5283 posts

30 Jun 2013 11:41pm

och laddie, after a good wee nicht of oral sex, ya always look like a fancy glazed donut! ;)

elmo

8879 posts

30 Jun 2013 11:31pm

Styling tips lifted from "Something about Mary"

hamburglar

ACT

2174 posts

1 Jul 2013 2:09am

Top Hat in an updraught

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

1 Jul 2013 11:01am

Photo of the month from fetish website "the Bearded Cam"

Bender

2236 posts

1 Jul 2013 9:24am

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Windxtasy said..

Decrpits work on assymetrical fins started to manifest itself in some strange and unexplainable ways!!

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

1 Jul 2013 12:46pm

Rapunzel's father!

decrepit

12802 posts

1 Jul 2013 2:55pm

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I had to admit the guys were right, my full bushy beard was slowing me down.
But I shouldn't have listened to Elmo, when he said, perming my beard into foils would get me to 40kts

elmo

8879 posts

1 Jul 2013 7:19pm

A cattle prod to the testicles will do some strange things

lotofwind

NSW

6451 posts

1 Jul 2013 10:32pm

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elmo said..
A cattle prod to the testicles will do some strange things

But can be fun if your into that sort of stuff....

REDhat

37 posts

1 Jul 2013 8:54pm

As well as his fin design expertise, Decrip also moonlights as Red Bulls front wing designer. His ideas come all out of his own head.

Stuthepirate

3591 posts

1 Jul 2013 11:48pm

During Luderitz 2013, Decrepit tried to convince A2 that these new aerodynamic asymetric 'speed' tubes would give him an extra 1-2knts.
A2 was not convinced.

lotofwind

NSW

6451 posts

2 Jul 2013 12:36am

Actually, I love it when I get too close to the wrapping counter at Myer,,, but,,shhhh ,, dont tell anyone.
" I feel pretty..
Oh so pretty..
I feel pretty and witty and gaaaaay"

pweedas

4642 posts

1 Jul 2013 10:55pm

"Och! If ya think that's something then wait til ya see ma pubics."

Rupert

TAS

2967 posts

2 Jul 2013 2:37pm

yep.....definitely 440v three phase and don't touch the red wire.....

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

2 Jul 2013 3:14pm

Robin Williams after passing out drunk then waking up at a mates place.

Windxtasy

4017 posts

4 Jul 2013 10:21am

Looks like this one has hit the doldrums (ain't that an all too familiar feeling?) so I will call the winner tonight.
Any last minute pearlers?

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