BRITISH AIRWAYS galley. Seeking to take passenger satisfaction to new heights, stewards check the pH, temperature and saltiness of kippers to be served for breakfast.

OK we are at 30,000 feet, says here to start spraying from canister 38C

1951 A SPACE ODDYSEY

A couple passes over Sydney with this new agent and they'll be begging us for more GMO's, water fluoridation, smart meters and martial law.
And maybe they will stop asking questions about aliens.

ALIEN - ORIGINS

The Virgin Australia X-mas parties were always a barrel of laughs

no one ever complained about australia's live bundy rum exports.

Petermac 33 and Waveslave prepair to release the chemtrails

Okay, time's almost up. I will call this one later tonight.

All right! Thanks everyone for the entries. There were a lot of pretty good ones. I think RichieFish and BeagleBuddy should be careful and stop posting the truth though, it's supposed to be a secret chemtrail plane! Secret! I don't know how theDoctor knew it was PM33s plane either, so someone has spilled the beans.

So, even thought there were heaps of good entries, I found Waterloo's mention of Snowtown airways rather twisted. I like twisted, so he wins!

Over to you Waterloo.

P.S. for those that care, the setup in the photo is supposed to be to allow engineers to load the plane, and shift the weight loading around the plane to simulate passenger loads and so on. Well, that's what they tell us anyway

Cheers, I'm onto it!