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Windxtasy > 9 months ago, 1 Mar 2013

Windxtasy

4017 posts

1 Mar 2013 11:58pm

Get creative with this one:

elmo

8879 posts

2 Mar 2013 7:33am

25 points, got him dead centre

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

2 Mar 2013 10:56am

Since Dave installed his rear view mirror,
he's never looked back.

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

2 Mar 2013 10:02am

Daryll was happily hitchhiking one minute, the next he felt like death warmed up

Mark _australia

23526 posts

2 Mar 2013 8:24am

The papal election was becoming nasty...

climber

NSW

1125 posts

2 Mar 2013 11:46am

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"..... Road Kill..."
at a whole new level

KA360

NSW

803 posts

2 Mar 2013 12:01pm

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Windxtasy said...

Sicklists should keep off the road !

evlPanda

NSW

9207 posts

2 Mar 2013 12:01pm

Now I can get AIDS!

Mr. No-one

921 posts

2 Mar 2013 9:27am

Na, couldn't have been us, looks like he's been there for weeks.

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

2 Mar 2013 11:39am

I'm telling you officer, I just didn't see him until right at the last second. I mean who the hell wears black riding their scythical.

[Beat me to it KA360]

elmo

8879 posts

2 Mar 2013 10:14am

Better back up just to make sure we got em, I'd hate to see what ee can do with that scythe

PhilSWR

NSW

1104 posts

2 Mar 2013 1:18pm

da vecta

QLD

2515 posts

2 Mar 2013 1:03pm

Oh Honey, you're right, I think we probably are on in Death Valley actually.

Issa

355 posts

2 Mar 2013 11:10am

We can go bowling now.

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

2 Mar 2013 1:29pm

"I didn't even eat the Salmon Mousse..."

Stuthepirate

3591 posts

2 Mar 2013 2:10pm

Helps us Obe-Won Kenobi, you're our only... SH!T

theDoctor

NSW

5786 posts

2 Mar 2013 3:56pm

you maybe a king

or a little street sweeper

but one day we all

will run into the reaper

(in the end it's all about the attitude)

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

2 Mar 2013 3:26pm

How much is a kid on a bicycle ? Twenty eight points, but ya gotta get both the kid and the bike.

FormulaNova

15090 posts

2 Mar 2013 6:59pm

Death tried to take out my ex-girlfriend, but unfortunately for him, he had never seen her drive before...

Windxtasy

4017 posts

2 Mar 2013 7:05pm

They hadn't passed a soul all day, then that hitchhiker in black suddenly disappeared...

Things were looking grim.

decrepit

12802 posts

2 Mar 2013 8:28pm

OMG did we just run over Blade Runner, or was it DEATH?

Stuthepirate

3591 posts

2 Mar 2013 11:02pm

Images taken from the on board camera of a South African police car.

The police officers in question were charged with murder and sentenced to Death

...Oh wait.

Mark _australia

23526 posts

2 Mar 2013 9:38pm

Talkback radio segment...

"Bloody young'uns in their hoodies things, walking along looking at their feet...
and they all carry knives nowadays!!!"

FormulaNova

15090 posts

3 Mar 2013 2:56pm

Death versus P Plater

FormulaNova

15090 posts

3 Mar 2013 4:03pm

Who thought texting while driving could help you escape Death?

terminal

1421 posts

3 Mar 2013 6:16pm

Jeremy had to hitch-hike to the party as Roadkill after his Grim Reaper costume proved too convincing.

Windxtasy

4017 posts

3 Mar 2013 7:15pm

Harry had the Invisibility Cloak, The Resurrection Stone and the Elder Wand, but it was the Ford Anglia which dealt the mortal blow.

FormulaNova

15090 posts

3 Mar 2013 7:42pm

When the weekend hit, Death liked to leave his work clothes and tools behind and head for the coast

Stuthepirate

3591 posts

4 Mar 2013 12:49am

People are dying to get their hands on the new Severne Blade

hamburglar

ACT

2174 posts

4 Mar 2013 8:53am

Waveslave thought it was a mild case of the black dog but looking in the rear view mirror realized it was a bit more serious than that

Windxtasy

4017 posts

6 Mar 2013 2:40pm

Some really creative entries here. I love the lateral thinking.
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Caption Comp 280

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elmo

Bondalucci

sausage

Mark _australia

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KA360

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sausage

elmo

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Issa

Waterloo

Stuthepirate

theDoctor

Richiefish

FormulaNova

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decrepit

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