After King Kong Bundy's loss to Hulk Hogan in the Royal Rumble '86, He went on to achieve gymnastic greatness akin to Nadia Comaneci. He returned home a champion only to have is medals removed from him after tests revealed that "HE ATE BABIES"
After 81 consecutive "purrfect" 10's The Cat Gymastic organisers realised, that maybe, having an animal that always lands on it feets wasn't the best idea
Deadlocked on the kiter vs windsurf racing decision, Olympic officials decided to pit the teams against each other in a number of key Olympic disciplines to see if a clear winner emerged.
By popular vote, the gold medal goes to Stuthepirate, with:
"After 81 consecutive "purrfect" 10's The Cat Gymastic organisers realised, that maybe, having an animal that always lands on it feets wasn't the best idea".