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DavMen > 9 months ago, 15 Jul 2012

Beaglebuddy

1595 posts

16 Jul 2012 3:57pm

Yo, da leadah uh da free world gonna tap dat latah, gonna take care ah ma buidness down undah, hollah at ya boy, east side represent.

Chris6791

3271 posts

16 Jul 2012 4:52pm

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"Hey Julia, can I borrow a fifty (billion)? or am I better off hitting Gina up for it?"

Mark _australia

23526 posts

16 Jul 2012 6:53pm

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Beaglebuddy said...

Sheeee-it Barry could go Lewinsky all over dat, dis brudda got a little jungle fevah, gotta talk to my peeps bout settin' it up fo latah, mu****kah be chillin' in mah room latah wid a bottle a Cristal. Gonna make it rain biotch, word.

Only a yank could write that

Bluedog76

243 posts

16 Jul 2012 7:42pm

"Now I heard red kangaroos had tails.....must be coiled up there"

elmo

8879 posts

16 Jul 2012 7:48pm

12 years at school
6 years at university
Successful Career
President of the United States of Americaland
And I still have to be nice to a Ranga
Wonder if I can bring in a law allowing Ranga culls

Mark _australia

23526 posts

16 Jul 2012 7:52pm

"I am rethinking the Assault Weapons ban now...."

Mr. No-one

921 posts

16 Jul 2012 8:42pm

OMG!, the Aussies have done it!! They put Julias head on Ginas body and have created the most powerful bitch the world has ever seen!!!!

They must have found out about our Hillary/Oprah experiment

hamburglar

ACT

2174 posts

16 Jul 2012 10:47pm

as Bon Scott would say

"thats a whole lot of Rosie"

Mark _australia

23526 posts

16 Jul 2012 10:23pm

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hamburglar said...

as Bon Scott would say

"thats a whole lot of Rosie"

Or
"you shook me all night long" - when you stopped walking it was still shakin'

Or "Big GBuns"

Mobydisc

NSW

9029 posts

17 Jul 2012 8:56pm

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DavMen said...

"Does my arse look big in this?"

"..... hmmm, let everyone know, America has no greater friend in the world than Australia and I'm proud to say the Australian Prime Minister is truely a friend of America and mine. No your ass looks fine in that.

There's a party over here, Woomp there it is, baby's got back!"

Stuthepirate

3591 posts

17 Jul 2012 8:33pm

Damn, Australia is definately gurt, but not by sea.

albers

NSW

1739 posts

17 Jul 2012 9:52pm

Julia, your fluid retention problem seems to have gotten worse since we last met!

rohjar

142 posts

18 Jul 2012 4:29pm

Obama: "Now.. let me just say, that... the United States... and Australia... have wide interests in common... and a whole lotta ~~woman~~ issues we agree on.

Some would say too much... but I say... BRING IT.

rohjar

142 posts

18 Jul 2012 4:34pm

Obama: As a windsurfer, I never understood this "poo stance" thang.

Julia: Oh no worries ay Barack. Us kiters reckon it's heaps comfortable. Ya just go loike THIS...

Windxtasy

4017 posts

18 Jul 2012 5:27pm

Small 'l' liberal assesses big 'A' LAbor.

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

18 Jul 2012 8:32pm

Obama : "I was wondering how they'd get the yellow polka boardies in this one one."

Mark _australia

23526 posts

18 Jul 2012 9:24pm

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Richiefish said...

Obama : "I was wondering how they'd get the yellow polka boardies in this one one."

They are just yellow grannies knickers. The red dots are pubes poking thru

hamburglar

ACT

2174 posts

18 Jul 2012 11:30pm

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Richiefish said...

Obama : "I was wondering how they'd get the yellow polka boardies in this one one."

" you are doing it all wrong Julia ,there supposed to be over your
boardies not under them ,you carbon tax impaling ranger "

Mark _australia

23526 posts

18 Jul 2012 9:40pm

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hamburglar said...
ranger "

She manages a National Park?

Carantoc

7194 posts

18 Jul 2012 10:09pm

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Mark _australia said...

hamburglar said...
ranger "

She manages a National Park?

No, just an extensive expanse of bush.

Maybe Bob Brown would like to have it classified as National Park ?

Stuthepirate

3591 posts

19 Jul 2012 12:33am

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Carantoc said...

Mark _australia said...

hamburglar said...
ranger "

She manages a National Park?

No, just an extensive expanse of bush.

Maybe Bob Brown would like to have it classified as National Park ?

Couldn't be a national park - no dogs allowed

DavMen

NSW

1509 posts

19 Jul 2012 9:04am

Obama: I though Aussie girls like wearing thongs on their feet?

ka43

NSW

3097 posts

19 Jul 2012 9:13am

Obama: "I wonder if the basement matches the attic?"

hamburglar

ACT

2174 posts

19 Jul 2012 9:20am

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hamburglar said...

Richiefish said...

Obama : "I was wondering how they'd get the yellow polka boardies in this one one."

" you are doing it all wrong Julia ,there supposed to be over your
boardies not under them ,you carbon tax impaling ranger "

"ranga"

jsnfok

899 posts

19 Jul 2012 8:30pm

carbon tax this!!!

Mark _australia

23526 posts

19 Jul 2012 9:18pm

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DavMen said...

Obama: I though Aussie girls like wearing thongs on their feet?

smicko

2503 posts

19 Jul 2012 9:28pm

Uuuuurrrgggghhh I just did a little throat spew Mark

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

19 Jul 2012 11:39pm

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Mark _australia said...

DavMen said...

Obama: I though Aussie girls like wearing thongs on their feet?

I'm suprised!

I thought she'd be a sure candidate for the "double pluggers..."

Mark _australia

23526 posts

19 Jul 2012 10:11pm

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Bondalucci said...
I'm suprised!

I thought she'd be a sure candidate for the "double pluggers..."

Nar, that's Bob

DavMen

NSW

1509 posts

20 Jul 2012 8:59am

I'll call this tonight as I'm going to be away for the weekend.

hahahaha double pluggers

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