'The tourists aren't going to go for this one, we have got to get the dolphins back, strapping an airbed to his back and getting him to clap like a seal just isn't gonna cut it'
'You sure, just get some pictures and we'll see if we could fool the Japs'
'Looking good Captain' clubbie Joe reported to base HQ
'If we lobby the Safety Bay Council to set the rules to make sure all kiters wear a pdf type 2 special K edition, then we can set them with auto timers and rid our beaches of this menace forever'
'Through your forums I had arranged to hook-up with slave-stabber from seabreeze kiter forums down behind the toilet block at Pinnaroo at 2.00pm. Now, I am a fairly liberal sort of chap, but a six foot inflatable rubber and his sister videoing wasn't part of the deal'
When Richie Benaud commented that Clarke was in such good form he could probably hit a boundary from a ball thrown backwards by a one eared man whilst diving backwards off an airbed naked with Lara Bingle taking photos nobody thought Channel Nine had a set of cricket stats and a graphic to prove it.
Colin Barnett scratched his head. He really needed to get some Chinese cash.
He had imagined that he may have to scale down Oakajee, but an air pontoon and 'Fabio, the Human Dredge' was not quite what he had planned as his legacy to the people of WA.
'Short' he exclaimed, 'there is this photographer chick who doesn't even come up to my waist and a bloke who is so short, when he goes paddling you can only see his ankles'
