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Waterloo > 9 months ago, 15 Nov 2011

doggie

15849 posts

15 Nov 2011 1:41pm

Pony - Its the altenator.

Man - What do know, your a bloody horse!

Bender

2236 posts

15 Nov 2011 1:48pm

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Waterloo said...

horse says to the bloke. "lucky you asked me, my mate the white horse know's bugger all about cars"

A 28-year old Zimbabwe man arrested for allegedly having sex with a donkey tied to a car has a simple explanation for his actions: the donkey was actually a mechanic who had, well, made an ass of himself.

According to New Zimbabwe, Sunday Moyo, a 28-year-old, told the court he paid $20 for a mechanic he met at a garage. Somewhere in the time between meeting him and when he was arrested, the mechanic transformed from a man into a donkey.

"Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested," he told the court, according to New Zimbabwe.

Moyo also said at his court appearance that he's a donkey.

"I think I am also a donkey," he said, reports AFP, quoting The Herald. "I do not know what happened when I left the garage, but I am seriously in love with (the) donkey."

PS - The real story here www.pri.org/stories/2011-10-26/zimbabwe-man-says-prostitute-turned-donkey

Mark _australia

23526 posts

15 Nov 2011 2:16pm

Shoulda bought a mustang.......

MikeyS

VIC

1509 posts

15 Nov 2011 5:40pm

You dumb humans. Can't even use these things for dog food when they break down.

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

15 Nov 2011 4:53pm

Darryl was having a hell of a time trying to find some room to squeeze in that extra bit of horse power.

brady

TAS

454 posts

15 Nov 2011 8:24pm

After John got his hair stuck in the fanbelt, his neighbours brought everyone to laugh at him. And we mean "everyone"

Stuthepirate

3591 posts

15 Nov 2011 8:06pm

Well whadda ya know, it's down a little horsepower

Stuthepirate

3591 posts

15 Nov 2011 8:19pm

With the Mining Boom and trade skills shortage, the 457 visa had proven a great success.

busterwa

3782 posts

15 Nov 2011 6:29pm

Whilllllllllllllllllllllllllber I think she's cooked!

decrepit

12802 posts

15 Nov 2011 7:09pm

I tell ya man, get your head out of the bonnet, the reason this thing won't move, is the great lump of wood in front of this wheel

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

15 Nov 2011 11:54pm

"....don't stand there crying, you big fricken' woos. Just get your arse in the car and I'll push!"

DUDE

NSW

1132 posts

16 Nov 2011 12:36am

Horse;says
"Mate, I reckon you've blown a seal.."

Guy;says
"I may be from New Zealand,but we only do sheep"

Krisiz1

331 posts

15 Nov 2011 10:17pm

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him check the oil !

elmo

8879 posts

15 Nov 2011 10:20pm

Yep, it's broken

Krisiz1

331 posts

15 Nov 2011 10:22pm

"The wife's been nagging me to fix her car"

rohjar

142 posts

16 Nov 2011 3:40am

Look all you want fatso, there's no f'n way there's 50 horses in there.

ka43

NSW

3097 posts

16 Nov 2011 9:41am

Sarah Jessica Parker and her chaffeur had no idea what was wrong with their limo!!

BulldogPup

6657 posts

16 Nov 2011 9:13am

"Quit horsin' around mate & get this heap of american government-owned chrysler 5hit goin' will ya..... I'm late for the 5th !!!!"

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

16 Nov 2011 10:43pm

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ka43 said...

Sarah Jessica Parker and her chaffeur had no idea what was wrong with their limo!!

Charles and Carmilla's honeymoon had gotton off to a bad start...

Krisiz1

331 posts

16 Nov 2011 10:35pm

What make is it? Shetland.

sboardcrazy

NSW

8292 posts

17 Nov 2011 9:10am

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Waterloo said...

Horse power...( I hadn't read the other captions..

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sboardcrazy

NSW

8292 posts

17 Nov 2011 9:14am

I'm into horse whispering ( natural horsemanship) and I thought my horse and I were really good but boy this brings it up a notch!so..

Modern horse whispering for better results..

Stuthepirate

3591 posts

17 Nov 2011 7:11pm

In the final of the showjumping event, Princess caught the last jump which ended with her rider receiving career ending injuries.

FormulaNova

15090 posts

17 Nov 2011 6:01pm

Steve had lost hope when he realised the pony knew nothing about cars.

It kept saying 'caaa aarby', but Steve knew it was fuel injected. Dumb horse.

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

17 Nov 2011 8:23pm

Flicka is a "helper pony" and is trained to help Bob deal with his narcoiepsy...

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

17 Nov 2011 8:37pm

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Waterloo said...

ka43 said...

Sarah Jessica Parker and her chaffeur had no idea what was wrong with their limo!!

Charles and Carmilla's honeymoon had gotton off to a bad start...

FormulaNova

15090 posts

17 Nov 2011 6:59pm

He was a one-trick-pony, but unfortunately his trick was that he only worked on Fords.

FormulaNova

15090 posts

17 Nov 2011 7:09pm

Joe got fed up when he finally realised that the horse had no idea about fixing cars...

Have you checked the fuel pump?

- "Nay"

Have you checked the spark plugs?

- "Nay"

Have you checked the starter motor?

- "Nay"

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

19 Nov 2011 9:15am

The following scene in this pornographic movie was deemed tasteless and cut from the final product.

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