guy 2nd from right says "ohhnn guyth no one told me thisth was fancy dress i thought it wasth a formal swim i even ironed my sox" .... guy in the tube says "Bruce i told you last week frank is skelitor tom is a towel rack and i'm the michillen man ,just tell them your Bill Clinton looking for an inturn"
Although he had been on that low carb diet for some time, Emilio found that he could never quite get rid of that spare tyre he'd been carrying around for years...
The Swan River Mob didn't take losing the GTC trophy after three years of winning very well.
Some members couldn't cope with the reality of losing and took up weid pastimes such as wandering around nude drunk. While others discovered a fetish for rubber inflatable toys!
"so I says to martha I says, we's getting on a bit me love and fings are well, gettin a bit stale in the bedroom they is, so why don't you get me a c0ck ring for me birfday, y'know just for laugh"
