Sign at a marina in the Azores.

GUAD !

"Do not shoot rock climbers who are chasing elephants"
Simple as!!!

no hunters, mountain climbers, or elephants ????

If you see an Elephant on the marina, climb up a mast, then shoot the bloody thing.

Then empty the contents of the bottle you were drinking out of.

no speed sailing, no wavesailing, no formula boards

so running naked to my boat is ok then

pontoon is for giving birth only, that is unless your a shooter, rock climber or elephant, then you will have to find a different pontoon to birth on...
This ban is mainly due to the larrikin behaviour of these three groups birthing 'steamers' instead of the offspring the pontoon is intended to land.
I believe the kiters will be added shortly.

Unfortunately this sign had to be replaced with an even larger one after yodeling also become a significant problem.

Some ladies liked having their babies at the Azores berthing suites, though most found that seeing the elephants be shot by mountain climbers distressing, hence the bans.

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The sign writers were a bit dyslexic.
What they really meant was
"You will be shot if you bring elephants on this pontoon because we don't like having to climb over mountains of elephant dung."

Therefore - no elephants, no mountains of dung to climb over, no shooting.

I dunno about the other 2 but I'm fairly sure the first sign says "No Americans"

No shooting movies
No hovering over rocks
No swimming trunks

sorry richiefish... an edit...

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knigit said...

I dunno about the other 2 but I'm fairly sure the first sign says "No Americans"

maybe the 2nd says "no swiss" and the 3rd "no east german women"

...and it was at this point that the Portuguese Government introduced random drug testing for workers...

Oh no. Bugger and damn! Where can go to shoot mountain climbers and elephants now?

Unfortunately Dean Martin had to change the original version of his song and authorities had to erect this sign after a cult following sprang up in the early 50's...

(In Portugal where love is king when boat meets berth here's what they sing...)

When the shooter hits your bullseye like a big pizza pie,
That's Azore

When the world seems to rock climb like you've had too much wine,
That's Azore

Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you'll sing "Vita bella"

Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
Like a great big gay Elephantella
That's Azore...

Brilliant, Waterloo. Just brilliant.

After packing her trunk, saying goodbye to the circus for a life on the ocean, Nelly the elephant just couldn't understand why she was persecuted when trying to dock her pea green boat.

richie 100percent gold i just put one of my dogs down i still have un dried tears down my eyes but you made me laugh........
THANKYOU

After years of relentless stalking, King of the Point decided it was time to
1. relocate to a small European fishing village
2. change his name (a little bit)
3. take out the appropriate Restraining Orders.....

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Windxtasy said...

Brilliant, Waterloo. Just brilliant.

I must be too young..? Never heard the song..

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sboardcrazy said...

Windxtasy said...

Brilliant, Waterloo. Just brilliant.

I must be too young..? Never heard the song..

Here's the final version they settled on...

Eco tourism is no joke my friends.

Shooting mountainous elephant loads with this poontang may result in unwanted berths.

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sboardcrazy said...

Windxtasy said...

Brilliant, Waterloo. Just brilliant.

I must be too young..? Never heard the song..

same here. I don't have a clue what UR talking 'bout

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bananalover said...

sboardcrazy said...

Windxtasy said...

Brilliant, Waterloo. Just brilliant.

I must be too young..? Never heard the song..

same here. I don't have a clue what UR talking 'bout

then there's the Fat Freddy version. "When you swim in the creek and get bit on the cheek, thats a Moray" ......

Todays message is brought to you by the letter 'B' (yeah I used to watch playshool with my kids - or was it sesame st?)

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JayBee said...

Sign at a marina in the Azores.

Ithink it its just wrong that only elephants are not allowed to wear necklaces


good to see people are back in form . must be some good sessions lately