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elmo > 9 months ago, 11 Jan 2010

elmo

8879 posts

11 Jan 2010 9:45am

Something which appeals to all our hearts

This is to be an Educational CC

This one I'm looking for the The best excuse to skive of work to go sailing

DavMen

NSW

1509 posts

11 Jan 2010 1:15pm

Yeah hi boss, won't be in all week I have a bad case of 'viridis-telum-itis'

That graph just about makes me cry because I sprained my ankle coming off the water in Lano yesterday.

How about
"Can't come in to work because I've sprained my ankle...
read: have to get a lightweight waterproof cast made up so I can get out there again!"

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

11 Jan 2010 6:43pm

"Look, I'm really sorry boss, but I won't be in today...... I'm sick."

Boss: "How sick are you?"

"....Well,..... I'm in bed with my sister!"

mclovin

724 posts

11 Jan 2010 6:33pm

sorry, but theres a week long trial to reduce my depression. doctor said i should be fine on sunday but that i may need to take next week and the following couple off too. its for my mental health

Gestalt

QLD

14722 posts

11 Jan 2010 6:10pm

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wormy

QLD

679 posts

11 Jan 2010 6:18pm

Seeya Sunday

Windxtasy

4017 posts

11 Jan 2010 4:18pm

Sorry boss, can't come in to work this week.
There's been a family tragedy...
5 family members killed in an accident...
To give each one a proper send off each has a separate funeral, one each afternoon this week.
Scattering their ashes on the river... the family's favourite spot.
(that should cover it just in case anyone sees me down at the river he he)

Gestalt

QLD

14722 posts

11 Jan 2010 6:22pm

me : hi boss, yeah, don't think i can make it to work anymore.

boss: blah blah blah blah blah

me : yeah, elmo posted the WA wind graph on seabreeze so i'm going to go kill myself.

boss : blah blah blah blah.

me: oh, he's a furry puppet on seabreeze

stamp

QLD

2795 posts

11 Jan 2010 7:21pm

keep it simple; "I can't come in this week, something's come up."

hardie

4129 posts

11 Jan 2010 5:39pm

This is what I actually say: "I'm sorry I'm going to have to cancel our appointment something really important has come up for me, which I need to do, I've got my diary right here in front of me, lets see if we can find another appointment time that suits you!"

Squid Lips

708 posts

11 Jan 2010 6:29pm

I've got a problem with my eyes. I just can't see myself coming in to work.

Mark _australia

23526 posts

11 Jan 2010 6:55pm

Sorry boss I can't come in.....this guy called Huey shot me with a red arrow and the doctor said I need to go to rehab centre........ yeah it's um... down by the beach

pweedas

4642 posts

11 Jan 2010 9:49pm

I'll be off work for a few days.
I'm in bed with a germ.

Bertie

NSW

1351 posts

12 Jan 2010 12:50am

Tonsillitis

elmo

8879 posts

11 Jan 2010 10:19pm

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Bertie said...

Tonsillitis

That one covers a multitude of sins doesn't it?

Bertie

NSW

1351 posts

12 Jan 2010 1:53am

it got me off work today

rohjar

142 posts

12 Jan 2010 5:41am

The Prime Minister
Canberra

Dear Kev,
Just a quick note to let you know that I'll pretend to look for work and drop off my unemployment forms to Centrelink next week. This week I'm busy.

rohjar

142 posts

12 Jan 2010 5:48am

Dear boss,
I quit. I'm going back to Uni since I'll then have all of December and January off every year. I'll graduate in 10-15 years. See ya.

PS- I'm applying to Edith Cowan Joondalup campus 'cos that's a short drive to the beach, and the University of Western Australia Business School 'cos that's a 1 minute walk to Pelican Point

sboardcrazy

NSW

8292 posts

12 Jan 2010 9:51am

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hardie said...

This is what I actually say: "I'm sorry I'm going to have to cancel our appointment something really important has come up for me, which I need to do, I've got my diary right here in front of me, lets see if we can find another appointment time that suits you!"

For me a variation .I'd just ring a customer & say " is it Ok if we reschedule our appointment till ..."?

Ps - No wonder there are more windurfers & sailboard shops in WA ..[}:)]

Windxtasy

4017 posts

12 Jan 2010 10:40am

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Bertie said...

it got me off work today

But it got you off sailing too...
not good.
Hope you're feeling better soon Alex!

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

12 Jan 2010 1:21pm

I can't come in. I've got wind. ooooh ooooh

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

12 Jan 2010 8:37pm

Doesnt matter what kind of sickness. Just make sure you put "suffering from severe!" in front of it,,,,,

pierrec45

NSW

2005 posts

13 Jan 2010 12:05am

To boss: "if you can find a village without an idiot, you got yourself a job".

Of course, that'll get you more than a couple of outings...

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

14 Jan 2010 12:27am

Hello boss...you remember the work Christmas Party?...well it seems I have developed a very bad case of the clap...I could come to work this week and suggest, at the staff meetings, that you get yourself checked out, or I could stay home for the week until it clears...what's that?...oh OK then I'll take your advice and stay home...

saltiest1

NSW

2562 posts

14 Jan 2010 2:25am

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so busted.

busterwa

3782 posts

13 Jan 2010 11:32pm

Ran out of sick days so i phoned in dead!!!

i think i have SWINE FLU

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

15 Jan 2010 10:43pm

elmo

8879 posts

15 Jan 2010 9:32pm

I was hoping to get some good ammo for when I get back to work in Feb, but alas, so I'm Calling it

Notwall step up to the plate

Bondi, so wrong, but so funny

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

16 Jan 2010 1:02am

Copy that. Six two and even. Over and out.

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