Not looking forward to riding on Hair Force 1.

No wonder she has lovely hair , check out the size of the hair dryer !

ELVIS has left the building

My what a big hand you have Donald.

trump puts his hand out for a tip ...she looks at the ground and kicks the red carpet .which was made in mexico , and thinks ,ya farken wall didn't stop this coming in .what ya gonna do next build a wall in china to keep the corona virus out ,

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"Grab me there again and I'll chop off Mr Teenie Weenie..."

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"Grab me there again and I'll chop off Mr Teenie Weenie..."

ftfy: Mr. Mushroom Head. Sadly, we have witnesses.

"But I don't want to go down under!"

It's not fair Donald, how come it's my turn to drive again, I wanted to have a few drinks.

Will be calling this in a couple of days, so have a crack and give us your best if you haven't done so already.

"arrrgh, Mr. Trump, come in, come in - welcome to my personal jet, I call it the 'Green Arrows 1' ".

"oh-thank-you Mr. Laurie, sir. My I introduce my wife, Melania. And I must say Green Arrows is great, it is perfect, it is the work of a very stable genius. Let's work together to make Green Arrows great again".

#MGAG

Hostie: "...and for dessert we will be serving a nice little impeach cobbler...err, i mean..."

The Donald: "You're fired!"

So, the winner is..... the expert on blow jobs........Imax1. Over to you Sir.