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Waterloo > 9 months ago, 18 Oct 2010

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

19 Oct 2010 12:06am

Important government announcement - eat five vege a day!

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Mark _australia

23526 posts

18 Oct 2010 10:19pm

German cooking program on SBS at 1:00am:

and after we put ze sausage in between ze buns, zen vee slip it in between zee lettuce leaves....

gazza

647 posts

18 Oct 2010 10:24pm

who forgot to wash the lettuce leaves i think there a caterpillar crawling around near my fanny

gazza

647 posts

18 Oct 2010 10:38pm

These iceberg lettuces are bloody cold

gazza

647 posts

18 Oct 2010 10:40pm

Who stole the other half of my bread roll

greenleader

QLD

5283 posts

19 Oct 2010 12:47am

"here is your meal sir"

"i'm sure i ordered a honey roll over and lettuce on top!"

Krisiz1

331 posts

18 Oct 2010 10:48pm

Do you think she'd 'lettuce'?

tobyhodgso

300 posts

19 Oct 2010 7:08am

"Lettuce be breast friends ?"

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

19 Oct 2010 9:18am

Nice Costume

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

19 Oct 2010 9:22am

Edible underwear for vegetarians.

jermaldan

VIC

1572 posts

19 Oct 2010 10:50am

After recent debate regarding her meat dress, Lady Gaga's new underwear has taken a vegetarian turn.

jermaldan

VIC

1572 posts

19 Oct 2010 10:55am

"Eat your greens!!!"

Farmers Union looks to other creative pastures to boost the sale of cabbage.

jermaldan

VIC

1572 posts

19 Oct 2010 10:56am

No thanks, Cabbage makes me fart.

jermaldan

VIC

1572 posts

19 Oct 2010 11:00am

Love to see that at my local Bunnings on a Saturday morning!

elmo

8879 posts

19 Oct 2010 8:00am

don't you just hate flimsy barbecue plates

Gestalt

QLD

14722 posts

19 Oct 2010 2:01pm

woud you like some mayo on your salad?

"Julie, I'm not trying to be funny or anything, but can you stop f***ing around with the vegetables, I am sure the cucumbers didn't mind, but I draw the line at pulling your Tampax out of my coleslaw!

jermaldan

VIC

1572 posts

19 Oct 2010 3:39pm

Apparently cold cabbage leaves are good for breast feeding mums. Soothes the cracked nipples or something...

Windxtasy

4017 posts

19 Oct 2010 4:19pm

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jermaldan said...

Apparently cold cabbage leaves are good for breast feeding mums. Soothes the cracked nipples or something...

But they are meant to go inside the bra...

albers

NSW

1739 posts

19 Oct 2010 8:02pm

Helga's first day serving hot dogs at the Playboy mansion pool party went well until one guest decided to add his own sauce !

jermaldan

VIC

1572 posts

19 Oct 2010 9:35pm

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Windxtasy said...

jermaldan said...

Apparently cold cabbage leaves are good for breast feeding mums. Soothes the cracked nipples or something...

But they are meant to go inside the bra...

Blonde moment?

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

19 Oct 2010 10:15pm

"Homer Simpson, ..You were wrong!"

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

19 Oct 2010 10:22pm

Did you hear about the Hot Blonde Chick?

.....went to the surgeon and asked for "breast in plants"

elmo

8879 posts

19 Oct 2010 7:49pm

A bigger cabbage leaf was needed for her bikini bottom... to hide her penis

MikeyS

VIC

1509 posts

20 Oct 2010 1:48pm

There's always an upside to a plague of hungry locusts.

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

20 Oct 2010 11:24pm

"Why did the tomato blush?"

" 'cause it saw the salad dressing!"

After all these years I finally get that joke!

greenleader

QLD

5283 posts

22 Oct 2010 1:23am

there is no way that i am serving this to greenroom!

frant

VIC

1230 posts

22 Oct 2010 9:02pm

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Waterloo said...

Important government announcement - eat five vege a day!

Now I recall that the winner of caption competition#153 was something like "What happens when Lucretia spread too much fake tan between her thighs" On the same sort of theme....What happened when Spock plants his face.

AUS666

89 posts

22 Oct 2010 6:37pm

Help, I've lost the cucumber!

jermaldan

VIC

1572 posts

22 Oct 2010 11:18pm

No babe! No mater what you wear I wont eat you out!

jermaldan

VIC

1572 posts

22 Oct 2010 11:19pm

Yeah all this is nice.. but you still have a double chin.

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