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Created by NotWal NotWal  > 9 months ago, 23 Jun 2013
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NotWal
NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

24 Jun 2013 1:56am
Cow in Trouble ?!
I don't know if we've seen this before. Let me know if we have and I'll post another.
terminal
terminal

1421 posts

24 Jun 2013 4:27am
terminal
terminal

1421 posts

24 Jun 2013 4:41am



Ok I just need a few details for your arrest sheet.

"Name?"

"Buttercup"
elmo
elmo

WA

8879 posts

24 Jun 2013 7:04am
Failed Nursie impersonator
lotofwind
lotofwind

NSW

6451 posts

24 Jun 2013 9:11am
Got Milk

LeStef
LeStef

ACT

514 posts

24 Jun 2013 10:01am
Ok Buttercup, we are going to run a small test to see if you are permeate free.
NotWal
NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

24 Jun 2013 1:28pm
My underpants fit like a glove.
sausage
sausage

QLD

4873 posts

24 Jun 2013 3:13pm
C'mon - I'm waiting for someone to do an udder pun!
PhilSWR
PhilSWR

NSW

1104 posts

24 Jun 2013 3:25pm
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sausage said..

C'mon - I'm waiting for someone to do an udder pun!


Not me, I let some udder person do the cheesy puns...

Mark _australia
Mark _australia

WA

23526 posts

24 Jun 2013 1:26pm

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lotofwind said..


"Now why is it OK when SHE does it, but it when I DRESS UP IT IS WEIIRRRD and I get arrested?????
Answer me that huh?? Well Lotofwind will come bail me out of here anyway cos he will miss me, he has nothing else in life. When he gets here you cops will be sorry, you'll see..."
lotofwind
lotofwind

NSW

6451 posts

24 Jun 2013 3:29pm
^^^Ha ha ha,,,,,but that was udderly ridiculous.
decrepit
decrepit

WA

12802 posts

24 Jun 2013 6:36pm
Warning!!! Don't fall for the online cure for penis envy, look what happened to me.
Carantoc
Carantoc

WA

7194 posts

24 Jun 2013 6:43pm
How now brown cow ?
Carantoc
Carantoc

WA

7194 posts

24 Jun 2013 6:47pm
Later on Today Tonight we reveal how Coles manages to sell milk for $2

Carantoc
Carantoc

WA

7194 posts

24 Jun 2013 6:50pm


After Kevin Rudd failed to challenge the ALP's last hope was to install Moe as PM

Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate

SA

3591 posts

24 Jun 2013 8:22pm
Black Angus
Mark _australia
Mark _australia

WA

23526 posts

24 Jun 2013 7:12pm
I not a cow y'all .......... I'm a bull with 4 d1cks.

greenleader
greenleader

QLD

5283 posts

24 Jun 2013 11:30pm
#aflfootyshow #traceygrimshaw........run for cover!
Windxtasy
Windxtasy

WA

4017 posts

24 Jun 2013 10:44pm
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Where chocolate milk comes from:


hamburglar
hamburglar

ACT

2174 posts

25 Jun 2013 12:41pm
^^ lm not going to ask about strawberry flavour then
Al Planet
Al Planet

TAS

1548 posts

25 Jun 2013 4:24pm
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STONER DRUG MULE
pweedas
pweedas

WA

4642 posts

25 Jun 2013 5:47pm
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Stuthepirate said..
Black Angus


You mean black Agnes.
pweedas
pweedas

WA

4642 posts

25 Jun 2013 5:50pm


Hey man!.. I don't usually dress like dis but it helps keep da cows calm when I do da artificial insemintion program.

pweedas
pweedas

WA

4642 posts

25 Jun 2013 5:52pm
I even got an offer from da bull I did.
Tempting too it was.
I nearly tookim up on it.
Waterloo
Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

25 Jun 2013 8:56pm






"I can't wait until Seabreeze gets the fishing forum and I can ditch this cowmouflage..."
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate

SA

3591 posts

25 Jun 2013 8:42pm
Ain't nobody got time for that
Waterloo
Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

25 Jun 2013 9:16pm
It turns out that the little dog did not laugh to see such sport...he was an undercover cop...
Waterloo
Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

25 Jun 2013 10:04pm




Daisy Hasslehoof was finally knicked after her flagrant disregard for the speed limit at West Kirby...
NotWal
NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

26 Jun 2013 2:56pm
Lotofwind found Brokeback Mountain so appealing that he decided he would run away to be a cowboy.
Windxtasy
Windxtasy

WA

4017 posts

26 Jun 2013 2:31pm
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Cow in Trouble

Caught with 15kg of grass, claiming it was for personal use...



PhilSWR
PhilSWR

NSW

1104 posts

27 Jun 2013 10:46am


Police- "Yeah, we found this one wandering around Central Park at 3 am. Says her name is Daisy. I said jump in the car it's cold out. She said, "You're not bloody wrong, I'm f#@king friesian".


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