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Cap Comp #296

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NotWal > 9 months ago, 23 Jun 2013

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

24 Jun 2013 1:56am

Cow in Trouble ?!
I don't know if we've seen this before. Let me know if we have and I'll post another.

terminal

1421 posts

24 Jun 2013 4:41am

Ok I just need a few details for your arrest sheet.

"Name?"

"Buttercup"

elmo

8879 posts

24 Jun 2013 7:04am

Failed Nursie impersonator

LeStef

ACT

514 posts

24 Jun 2013 10:01am

Ok Buttercup, we are going to run a small test to see if you are permeate free.

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

24 Jun 2013 1:28pm

My underpants fit like a glove.

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

24 Jun 2013 3:13pm

C'mon - I'm waiting for someone to do an udder pun!

PhilSWR

NSW

1104 posts

24 Jun 2013 3:25pm

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sausage said..

C'mon - I'm waiting for someone to do an udder pun!

Not me, I let some udder person do the cheesy puns...

Mark _australia

23526 posts

24 Jun 2013 1:26pm

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lotofwind said..

"Now why is it OK when SHE does it, but it when I DRESS UP IT IS WEIIRRRD and I get arrested?????
Answer me that huh?? Well Lotofwind will come bail me out of here anyway cos he will miss me, he has nothing else in life. When he gets here you cops will be sorry, you'll see..."

lotofwind

NSW

6451 posts

24 Jun 2013 3:29pm

^^^Ha ha ha,,,,,but that was udderly ridiculous.

decrepit

12802 posts

24 Jun 2013 6:36pm

Warning!!! Don't fall for the online cure for penis envy, look what happened to me.

Carantoc

7194 posts

24 Jun 2013 6:43pm

How now brown cow ?

Carantoc

7194 posts

24 Jun 2013 6:47pm

Later on Today Tonight we reveal how Coles manages to sell milk for $2

Carantoc

7194 posts

24 Jun 2013 6:50pm

After Kevin Rudd failed to challenge the ALP's last hope was to install Moe as PM

Stuthepirate

3591 posts

24 Jun 2013 8:22pm

Black Angus

Mark _australia

23526 posts

24 Jun 2013 7:12pm

I not a cow y'all .......... I'm a bull with 4 d1cks.

greenleader

QLD

5283 posts

24 Jun 2013 11:30pm

#aflfootyshow #traceygrimshaw........run for cover!

Windxtasy

4017 posts

24 Jun 2013 10:44pm

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Where chocolate milk comes from:

hamburglar

ACT

2174 posts

25 Jun 2013 12:41pm

^^ lm not going to ask about strawberry flavour then

Al Planet

TAS

1548 posts

25 Jun 2013 4:24pm

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STONER DRUG MULE

pweedas

4642 posts

25 Jun 2013 5:47pm

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Stuthepirate said..
Black Angus

You mean black Agnes.

pweedas

4642 posts

25 Jun 2013 5:50pm

Hey man!.. I don't usually dress like dis but it helps keep da cows calm when I do da artificial insemintion program.

pweedas

4642 posts

25 Jun 2013 5:52pm

I even got an offer from da bull I did.
Tempting too it was.
I nearly tookim up on it.

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

25 Jun 2013 8:56pm

"I can't wait until Seabreeze gets the fishing forum and I can ditch this cowmouflage..."

Stuthepirate

3591 posts

25 Jun 2013 8:42pm

Ain't nobody got time for that

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

25 Jun 2013 9:16pm

It turns out that the little dog did not laugh to see such sport...he was an undercover cop...

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

25 Jun 2013 10:04pm

Daisy Hasslehoof was finally knicked after her flagrant disregard for the speed limit at West Kirby...

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

26 Jun 2013 2:56pm

Lotofwind found Brokeback Mountain so appealing that he decided he would run away to be a cowboy.

Windxtasy

4017 posts

26 Jun 2013 2:31pm

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Cow in Trouble

Caught with 15kg of grass, claiming it was for personal use...

PhilSWR

NSW

1104 posts

27 Jun 2013 10:46am

Police- "Yeah, we found this one wandering around Central Park at 3 am. Says her name is Daisy. I said jump in the car it's cold out. She said, "You're not bloody wrong, I'm f#@king friesian".

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