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sausage > 9 months ago, 5 May 2019

decrepit

12802 posts

5 May 2019 12:04pm

Who shut that %$#^& gate

Stuthepirate

3591 posts

5 May 2019 1:39pm

Udderly stuck

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

5 May 2019 2:44pm

Foiling feels like you're flying

Stuthepirate

3591 posts

5 May 2019 2:17pm

Obviously there has been some kind of missteak.
These baas have been set for sheep height

Sparky

1122 posts

5 May 2019 1:00pm

Quick, run, before the Vegans "rescue" us.

AusMoz

QLD

1510 posts

5 May 2019 3:46pm

I'm starting to doubt if one actually jumped over the moon

ka43

NSW

3097 posts

5 May 2019 5:23pm

"I hate evolution, no opposable thumbs!!"

Jono77

356 posts

5 May 2019 3:43pm

I really can't decide. I'm really stuck on the fence with this one.

Tardy

5292 posts

5 May 2019 3:46pm

Oh **** ...I can't bloody. Moooove

Tardy

5292 posts

5 May 2019 3:47pm

If ya ever wanted to suck my tits ,now would be a good time .

FormulaNova

15090 posts

5 May 2019 4:09pm

Macro's new 'Intelligent Farm" was working out well, except he got the gates from City Rail and the cows had difficult swiping their cards.

FormulaNova

15090 posts

5 May 2019 4:10pm

What's a bet the black one is a bull?

Tardy

5292 posts

5 May 2019 4:58pm

Now that's what I call a good session ,fully powered and on the rail .

AusMoz

QLD

1510 posts

5 May 2019 7:30pm

Lets rail together to raise milk prices

AusMoz

QLD

1510 posts

5 May 2019 7:31pm

Tummy tuck and tit enhancement all in the one procedure!

Imax1

QLD

4926 posts

5 May 2019 7:52pm

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard ..................

Carantoc

7194 posts

5 May 2019 5:52pm

The herd always trotted off to the pond

"M-ooooooost" they bellowed

But the results were always the same.

Imax1

QLD

4926 posts

5 May 2019 7:57pm

^^^^
Thats funny , go kiteboard Dave.

Thats also a record , that gates gotta be quarter mile or more from shore , possibly more !

Sparky

1122 posts

5 May 2019 7:06pm

She would do anything to get away from a beef, "don't you walk away when I'm talking to you."

Sparky

1122 posts

5 May 2019 7:09pm

It was a terrible accident, she t-boned the gate.

Gestalt

QLD

14722 posts

5 May 2019 9:24pm

ozzie beef.

high in iron

FormulaNova

15090 posts

5 May 2019 7:51pm

The least known Kardashian, Kowy, shows off the latest Instagram pose. Designed to make you chest look bigger, your waist smaller, and your bum bigger.

sboardcrazy

NSW

8292 posts

6 May 2019 4:28pm

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decrepit said..
Who shut that %$#^& gate

Marsbars

546 posts

6 May 2019 4:56pm

Typical Hoooomans rather take a photo than help a cow out!

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

6 May 2019 7:04pm

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AusMoz said..
I'm starting to doubt if one actually jumped over the moon

She's a jumper all right. She's just giving her abs a myofascial massage.

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

6 May 2019 7:07pm

Don't walk over the cattle grid they said.
You'll get stuck they said.
Well **** them.

Mark _australia

23526 posts

6 May 2019 5:36pm

Shaun The Sheep did not translate properly to the Kazakstan version

Tardy

5292 posts

6 May 2019 7:33pm

Where's a constant curve when ya want one ,these hard tops suck .

Tardy

5292 posts

6 May 2019 7:48pm

Now I know why they call it GPS

Gate Position Sucks .

Ladies, while the calfs are are at school try the "Gate o Matic" exercise device.....feel those tummy folds disappear as you gently move backwards and forwards melting away the tummy to an impressive one pack all the time taking the weight off those tired hooves ........MMMooo xo

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