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sausage > 9 months ago, 7 Mar 2019

Mark _australia

23526 posts

7 Mar 2019 4:33pm

Dogs drag their bum along the carpet, some weird humans do this......

lotofwind

NSW

6451 posts

7 Mar 2019 7:35pm

" Still feelen it " .

Think Im ready now to kite Pelican Point

Sparky

1122 posts

7 Mar 2019 5:18pm

Nice move; Tea bag to flat sack

Sparky

1122 posts

7 Mar 2019 5:23pm

When his mate said let's have Chinese takeout, he didn't mean takeout the Chinese spectators.

Imax1

QLD

4926 posts

7 Mar 2019 7:28pm

Sausage , you were worried , and you nailed it .
I think your the winner .

Imax1

QLD

4926 posts

7 Mar 2019 7:36pm

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Sparky said..
When his mate said let's have Chinese takeout, he didn't mean takeout the Chinese spectators.

May I ask a question ?
Those background things with straps , why are they Chinese ?
And
WTF are those white bound things ?
If I saw those things on my beach , I'd change beach .

theDoctor

NSW

5786 posts

7 Mar 2019 8:43pm

Oh no. ....
I've rubbed all the polka dots off my shorts

Gestalt

QLD

14722 posts

7 Mar 2019 7:58pm

Kiters have been ****ing the beaches for years.

Mort67

TAS

423 posts

7 Mar 2019 9:06pm

If only I'd worn a wettie under my shorts, the chafing would be greatly reduced!

Jetlag

NSW

194 posts

7 Mar 2019 9:11pm

Viagra(R) (Sildenafil) usage is not recommended whilst Kite Surfing.

Orange Whip

QLD

1074 posts

7 Mar 2019 9:42pm

Loto's pic no 1 of 3,479 it took to get his SB avatar pic

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

7 Mar 2019 10:02pm

It was a standard noob move ...the not so dangly thing without a twist...

FormulaNova

15090 posts

8 Mar 2019 7:30am

When Joe was told to body drag to get his board, the instructor didn't think to mention it only really applies to when you are in the water.

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

8 Mar 2019 9:45am

Jim was too big to use the kiddies playground equipment....

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

8 Mar 2019 2:14pm

...and so, I'm front of the IOC executive, kitesurfing demonstrated how it would bring racing closer to the spectators...

Bender

2236 posts

8 Mar 2019 1:44pm

I always knew kiters were kinky!! I just feel sorry for the baby seal underneath him.

Sparky

1122 posts

8 Mar 2019 2:00pm

And you tell me that's how you caught crabs?

CAN17

575 posts

9 Mar 2019 5:09am

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sausage said..

The number one thing they teach you when you start kiting is Always keep your hands on the bar at all times no matter what.

One of my mates was so keen to learn to kite and got dragged up the beach. I did say if **** happens to let go of the bar. He didn't until I ran and grabbed him and safety kicked in.
He was wearing a long legged no arm wetsuit. His tattoo on his shoulder was removed.

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

9 Mar 2019 4:54pm

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theDoctor said..

Oh no. ....
I've rubbed all the polka dots off my shorts

Tardy

5292 posts

10 Mar 2019 2:10pm

what a drag ,i should of stuck to windsurfing ,

Childsplay

NSW

74 posts

12 Mar 2019 8:35pm

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sausage said..

As Pablo enters the kite boarder cocoon area he scopes out just the right spot. Safe in the knowledge that in 6-9 months he will emerge fully evolved as a highly developed windsurfer.

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

14 Mar 2019 4:39pm

Okay CC491 has dragged on long enough ;-)

Bloody hard to pick between Mark, Tardy, Doctor, Richiefish, Waterloo, & Childsplay but for sheer pun value, I think Tardy's "what a drag, I should have stuck to windsurfing" wins by a nose or is that a body length (and the fact I just bought a fin from him so I want it to turn up

)

All yours Tardy

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

14 Mar 2019 6:20pm

CORRUPTION!... FINGATE!

Tardy

5292 posts

14 Mar 2019 4:25pm

Oh I forgot about that fin ...

Lol.

Sparky

1122 posts

14 Mar 2019 4:57pm

Something fishy going on

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