CC491

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sausage
sausage
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7 Mar 2019 6:21pm
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
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WA, 23647 posts
7 Mar 2019 4:33pm
Dogs drag their bum along the carpet, some weird humans do this......

lotofwind
lotofwind
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NSW, 6451 posts
7 Mar 2019 7:35pm
" Still feelen it " . Think Im ready now to kite Pelican Point
Sparky
Sparky
WA
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WA, 1122 posts
7 Mar 2019 5:18pm
Nice move; Tea bag to flat sack
Sparky
Sparky
WA
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WA, 1122 posts
7 Mar 2019 5:23pm
When his mate said let's have Chinese takeout, he didn't mean takeout the Chinese spectators.
Imax1
Imax1
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QLD, 4937 posts
7 Mar 2019 7:28pm
Sausage , you were worried , and you nailed it .
I think your the winner .
Imax1
Imax1
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QLD, 4937 posts
7 Mar 2019 7:36pm
Sparky said..
When his mate said let's have Chinese takeout, he didn't mean takeout the Chinese spectators.


May I ask a question ?
Those background things with straps , why are they Chinese ?
And
WTF are those white bound things ?
If I saw those things on my beach , I'd change beach .
theDoctor
theDoctor
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NSW, 5786 posts
7 Mar 2019 8:43pm

Oh no. ....
I've rubbed all the polka dots off my shorts
Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
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QLD, 14953 posts
7 Mar 2019 7:58pm
Kiters have been ****ing the beaches for years.
Mort67
Mort67
TAS
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TAS, 423 posts
7 Mar 2019 9:06pm
If only I'd worn a wettie under my shorts, the chafing would be greatly reduced!
Jetlag
Jetlag
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NSW, 195 posts
7 Mar 2019 9:11pm
Viagra(R) (Sildenafil) usage is not recommended whilst Kite Surfing.
Orange Whip
Orange Whip
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QLD, 1080 posts
7 Mar 2019 9:42pm
Loto's pic no 1 of 3,479 it took to get his SB avatar pic
Waterloo
Waterloo
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QLD, 1497 posts
7 Mar 2019 10:02pm
It was a standard noob move ...the not so dangly thing without a twist...
FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
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WA, 15100 posts
8 Mar 2019 7:30am
When Joe was told to body drag to get his board, the instructor didn't think to mention it only really applies to when you are in the water.
Richiefish
Richiefish
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8 Mar 2019 9:45am
Jim was too big to use the kiddies playground equipment....
Waterloo
Waterloo
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8 Mar 2019 2:14pm


...and so, I'm front of the IOC executive, kitesurfing demonstrated how it would bring racing closer to the spectators...
Bender
Bender
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WA, 2236 posts
8 Mar 2019 1:44pm
I always knew kiters were kinky!! I just feel sorry for the baby seal underneath him.
Sparky
Sparky
WA
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WA, 1122 posts
8 Mar 2019 2:00pm
And you tell me that's how you caught crabs?
CAN17
CAN17
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575 posts
9 Mar 2019 5:09am
sausage said..




The number one thing they teach you when you start kiting is Always keep your hands on the bar at all times no matter what.
515
515
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9 Mar 2019 5:52am
One of my mates was so keen to learn to kite and got dragged up the beach. I did say if **** happens to let go of the bar. He didn't until I ran and grabbed him and safety kicked in.
He was wearing a long legged no arm wetsuit. His tattoo on his shoulder was removed.
Richiefish
Richiefish
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9 Mar 2019 4:54pm
theDoctor said..

Oh no. ....
I've rubbed all the polka dots off my shorts






Tardy
Tardy
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5337 posts
10 Mar 2019 2:10pm
what a drag ,i should of stuck to windsurfing ,
Childsplay
Childsplay
NSW
74 posts
NSW, 74 posts
12 Mar 2019 8:35pm
sausage said..


As Pablo enters the kite boarder cocoon area he scopes out just the right spot. Safe in the knowledge that in 6-9 months he will emerge fully evolved as a highly developed windsurfer.
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
14 Mar 2019 4:39pm
Okay CC491 has dragged on long enough ;-)

Bloody hard to pick between Mark, Tardy, Doctor, Richiefish, Waterloo, & Childsplay but for sheer pun value, I think Tardy's "what a drag, I should have stuck to windsurfing" wins by a nose or is that a body length (and the fact I just bought a fin from him so I want it to turn up )

All yours Tardy
NotWal
NotWal
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QLD, 7436 posts
14 Mar 2019 6:20pm
CORRUPTION!... FINGATE!
Tardy
Tardy
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5337 posts
14 Mar 2019 4:25pm
Oh I forgot about that fin ... Lol.
Sparky
Sparky
WA
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14 Mar 2019 4:57pm
Something fishy going on
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