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Windxtasy > 9 months ago, 22 May 2016

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

22 May 2016 7:08pm

The medical breakthrough that enabled doctors to regrow a human nose from a Seagull was proving somewhat successful although still in its infancy...

albers

NSW

1739 posts

22 May 2016 7:19pm

Di Caprio's pet seagull always had issues with his choice of leading ladies

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

22 May 2016 7:25pm

Some people were hampered in life by the chip on their shoulder.....Melanie was hampered by the chip on her nose...

Stuthepirate

3591 posts

22 May 2016 7:30pm

Q. What do you call some with a seagull on their face?

A. Cliff

MarkSSC

QLD

642 posts

22 May 2016 8:04pm

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Windxtasy said..

One of the seagulls fro the movie set for 'Finding Nemo' becomes disorientated when it accidentally flies onto the set filming 'Titanic' and mistakenly thinks that her nose looks like a fish. Aussie seagulls are like that (Mine...mine...mine...mine...mine...)

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

22 May 2016 9:14pm

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Windxtasy said..

See, I told you. Scarecrows don't work on seagulls. They only work on crows.

da vecta

QLD

2515 posts

22 May 2016 9:29pm

Nosedive

terminal

1421 posts

22 May 2016 8:13pm

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The World Health Organisation has warned that the 'sniffing the back of a head' strain of the bird flu virus is very quickly transmissible.

Mastbender

1972 posts

23 May 2016 1:50am

Fly in, pick a winner, fly off.

ka43

NSW

3097 posts

23 May 2016 8:06am

"Thought I remembered this bitch from the beach the other day, wouldnt give me a chip!!!"

John340

QLD

3373 posts

23 May 2016 9:12am

Jonathan Livingstone Seagull's latest challenge to rid the world of bad cinema

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

23 May 2016 10:16am

Having lived with dyslexica for most his life, it wasn't the first time Jonathon had confused someone's nose for their shoulder and the mythical chip so many seagulls talk of being found there.

PhilSWR

NSW

1104 posts

23 May 2016 10:49am

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Seaside holidays never went smoothly for Mr Mccain and his wife Birdseye. Wisely the kids- Chip, Potato Gem and Super Crunch -stayed below deck.

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

23 May 2016 7:01pm

He immediately realised that Victoria was extremely gullible so he told her he was the king of the world.

Ninjury

QLD

167 posts

23 May 2016 7:29pm

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Windxtasy said..

Feathers tried to warn the captain of the approaching iceberg, but ironically suffered a crippling injury when some some halfwit stood on the bow doing bird impressions.

albers

NSW

1739 posts

23 May 2016 7:37pm

This is definitely the last time I stick a potato chip up my girlfriends nose

paddymac

941 posts

23 May 2016 10:27pm

Did you ever nose you were my hero?
And everything I would like to beak?
I can fly higher than an eagle,
For you are the whinge beneath my wings.

Mark _australia

23526 posts

24 May 2016 2:19pm

Ever since Dave upgraded from the dinghy, he found he could fulfill his dream of 2 birds at once.

Mark _australia

23526 posts

24 May 2016 4:58pm

At least it makes a change from the bloke being hen-pecked

LeStef

ACT

514 posts

24 May 2016 10:42pm

Just then, he was really happy to wear his seagull protection.

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

24 May 2016 11:12pm

Try as he might, but whenever he got close to a woman, Emilio just couldn't control his pecker....

Mark _australia

23526 posts

24 May 2016 9:30pm

Cheap aussie cinema version of Under Siege, starring Steven Seagull.

Mark _australia

23526 posts

24 May 2016 9:32pm

When Andrea sneezed, the huge lump she ejected made it quite obvious she had bird flu.....

Mark _australia

23526 posts

25 May 2016 9:15pm

A relationship between Avar and Ian was just asking for trouble.

Beaglebuddy

1595 posts

26 May 2016 5:05am

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Got one! Get that pot boiling, I'll pluck it, I'm starving.

Mastbender

1972 posts

26 May 2016 11:23am

To hell with James Cameron, this is what he gets for not dealing with the Seagull and other seabird's Union!!!!!!

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

26 May 2016 7:50pm

BEWARE the "GooberGull" !

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

29 May 2016 9:31am

Somewhere in history Fabio's family had done something to incur the wrath of all birds for all time. His sister pictured here.

raggy

VIC

564 posts

29 May 2016 12:07pm

it was Steven seagull!

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

29 May 2016 4:20pm

The job of figurehead is not all it's cracked up to be. That's why they are mostly made of wood and/or poor people.

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