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Windxtasy > 9 months ago, 22 Feb 2016

Windxtasy

4017 posts

22 Feb 2016 10:04pm

Have fun with this one

terminal

1421 posts

22 Feb 2016 10:17pm

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Don't worry about it son - if it's trying to mate you, it's not eating you.

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

23 Feb 2016 6:34am

"Hey Fonzie, come back and try that again..."

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

23 Feb 2016 7:57am

Man in grey suit gets taken by man in grey suit.

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

23 Feb 2016 1:37pm

Jbshack, inspired by Caitlyn Jenner, tries his luck as a shark.

"Goodbye old life. Tell mum I'm sorry but it just had to be."

Stuthepirate

3591 posts

23 Feb 2016 2:55pm

Quick! someone through the shark a life ring and save him from the Melonoma

hardpole

608 posts

23 Feb 2016 2:09pm

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Windxtasy said..
Have fun with this one

Im not going back in the water until you promise me Mick isn't going to hit me again.

musorianin

QLD

597 posts

24 Feb 2016 2:17pm

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Windxtasy said...
Have fun with this one

That's nice sweetie-pie. Now why don't you run along and bite some legs and let mummy and daddy play with the rubber rings?

seanhogan

QLD

3424 posts

24 Feb 2016 2:27pm

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Sorry mate, only the orange rubber ring is allowed for the shark gps comp, and as for the watermelon it needs to be worn on the head !

Carantoc

7194 posts

24 Feb 2016 1:23pm

In 1982 Neil showed his mum and dad his idea for the 2024 Olympic windsurf class.

They may have mocked him then, but fast-forward to 2016 and who is laughing now ?

evilC

QLD

681 posts

24 Feb 2016 5:31pm

Man taken by Great White shark saves himself by eating his way out

albers

NSW

1739 posts

24 Feb 2016 7:29pm

At the "beach with NO sand", on the "bay with NO fish", the "shark with NO body" pleads for some FOOD!!!

terminal

1421 posts

24 Feb 2016 4:46pm

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"I don't care if it was an Orca - go & get the other half of that suit back!"

Stuthepirate

3591 posts

24 Feb 2016 7:27pm

“Back home, we get a taxidermy man, he’s gonna have a heart attack when he sees what I brung him!

rohjar

142 posts

24 Feb 2016 5:16pm

"Let's face it, no-wind activities suck".

Childsplay

NSW

74 posts

24 Feb 2016 8:24pm

'Ouch!'......that dorsal fin really is in the wrong spot!

terminal

1421 posts

24 Feb 2016 6:32pm

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"Do I look like I'm enjoying it!!!?"

terminal

1421 posts

24 Feb 2016 6:42pm

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"Now go fetch the other one! And try swimming' on your back this time!"

John340

QLD

3373 posts

24 Feb 2016 9:46pm

Jack thought family holidays couldn't get any worse until his father told him they were going to learn how to kite surf next year

Mark _australia

23526 posts

24 Feb 2016 8:40pm

Fred and Betty employed the shark decoy to keep the crowds away from their lovely beach with all its wonderful rocks and 2deg C grey water.

Stuthepirate

3591 posts

24 Feb 2016 11:10pm

Hey dude. Can you help me land my kite?

John340

QLD

3373 posts

25 Feb 2016 5:12am

Billy really got into his new Fanatic Shark

Beaglebuddy

1595 posts

25 Feb 2016 3:42am

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Darwinism, evolution of the species to gain access to the favored food source.

sboardcrazy

NSW

8292 posts

25 Feb 2016 10:24am

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hardpole said..

Windxtasy said..
Have fun with this one

Im not going back in the water until you promise me Mick isn't going to hit me again.

Ran out of green thumbs..

Windxtasy

4017 posts

29 Feb 2016 10:52am

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We need to reclaim "The Pond" for windsurfers, so go there and swim a couple of laps and when all the kiters have evacuated you can come and join us for a sail

MarkSSC

QLD

642 posts

29 Feb 2016 5:47pm

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Man floating in shark suit is cut in two by a windsurfer travelling in excess of 35 knots.

LeStef

ACT

514 posts

1 Mar 2016 12:03am

Tahh dah,
Tahhh daah,
Tahh dahh tah dah...

Windxtasy

4017 posts

2 Mar 2016 7:47pm

Last call for submissions...

greenleader

QLD

5283 posts

2 Mar 2016 10:26pm

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....eventually the greens won and everyone was barred from entering the water or eating fish or harming sharks....beach Mardi Gras became popular....lol

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

3 Mar 2016 10:17am

Guido's loan shark business had kicked off with humble beginnings...

Al Planet

TAS

1548 posts

3 Mar 2016 2:33pm

The lesser known "Meme Shark" ....not particularly dangerous but quite annoying....his was a tale that grew with the telling..

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