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AusMoz > 9 months ago, 12 Mar 2015

AusMoz

QLD

1510 posts

12 Mar 2015 9:00pm

New pic soon!

decrepit

12802 posts

12 Mar 2015 7:49pm

Humphrey looked in the mirror and realised he was a ----- ghost???

Windsurfer’s High White Dream

“We skipped across the ocean
Turned cartwheels 'cross the sea
I was feeling kinda seasick
But the crowd called out for more
The sail was humming harder
As the caution flew away
And although my eyes were open
They might have just as well've been closed
as … When we called out for another drink
all … sixteen vestal virgins
… were leaving for the coast
...(then it all) Turned a whiter shade of pale.”

Carantoc

7194 posts

13 Mar 2015 7:14am

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AusMoz said..

Since a picture is worth 1,000 words AusMoz summaries what a kiter takes into consideration before they gybe / jump / sail to port / approach another sailing vessel tacking to starboard / launch / land / or generally just dangle about

AusMoz

QLD

1510 posts

13 Mar 2015 9:32am

Damm computer

AusMoz

QLD

1510 posts

13 Mar 2015 9:34am

sboardcrazy

NSW

8292 posts

13 Mar 2015 10:49am

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AusMoz said..

I told you starboard has right of way!!

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

13 Mar 2015 9:54am

Wow, did you see that Rooster tail off the lip!

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

13 Mar 2015 9:58am

Gabriel Medina plays chicken with his competitor at the Billabong Pro.

DavMen

NSW

1509 posts

13 Mar 2015 11:01am

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AusMoz said..

I call foul play!

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

13 Mar 2015 10:50am

Wow dude, did you see me hangin' 8......it was gnarly dude...

ka43

NSW

3097 posts

13 Mar 2015 1:14pm

What came first, the chicken or the surfboard??

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

13 Mar 2015 1:18pm

"...and in the final here at the flooded-billabong pro, its Mark Eggaloupo vs Sunny-Side-Up Garcia"

Carantoc

7194 posts

13 Mar 2015 11:37am

Shouldn't this be in the "Sexy Chicks Kitesurfing Pics" thread ?

decrepit

12802 posts

13 Mar 2015 2:11pm

Typical chick driver! Runs straight into a bloke.

(woops, sorry ladies, only joking)

terminal

1421 posts

13 Mar 2015 5:22pm

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You don't need the deckpad dude! Bird****'s even better than wax!

pweedas

4642 posts

13 Mar 2015 5:33pm

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sboardcrazy said..

AusMoz said..

I told you starboard has right of way!!

Yes but that's not a Starboard, so I've got right of way. Now cluck off!.

sboardcrazy

NSW

8292 posts

13 Mar 2015 8:49pm

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pweedas said..

sboardcrazy said..

AusMoz said..

I told you starboard has right of way!!

Yes but that's not a Starboard, so I've got right of way. Now cluck off!.

albers

NSW

1739 posts

13 Mar 2015 9:11pm

"If you want the "Rooster Tail" in your carving turns, you need to stand further back on the board !!!"

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

13 Mar 2015 8:34pm

Who's playing chicken? I AM a chicken.

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

17 Mar 2015 12:17pm

Even in times of flood, the chicken still had to cross the road, no one knows why, it just had to....

Windxtasy

4017 posts

17 Mar 2015 12:42pm

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AusMoz said..

I'm not game to try a duck gybe. I'm too chicken!

Windxtasy

4017 posts

17 Mar 2015 12:46pm

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After the sky had fallen, (in the form of torrential rain) Chicken Licken set off to find the king. It wasn't long before she ran into Henny Penny, who was not impressed at having her morning SUP excursion interrupted.

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

17 Mar 2015 4:38pm

"...and in late breaking news, controversy has now spread to the relatively new sport of Greyhound SUP Racing...."

decrepit

12802 posts

17 Mar 2015 7:19pm

As the humans were too lazy to make an arc this time, the chooks had to do their own thing.

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

22 Mar 2015 12:36pm

PLUCK OFF MY WAVE TOURIST !!!!

albers

NSW

1739 posts

25 Mar 2015 8:43pm

bump

Mark _australia

23526 posts

25 Mar 2015 5:56pm

I say thumbs vote by agreement.

albers

NSW

1739 posts

25 Mar 2015 9:04pm

So it's "sboardcrazy vs Waterloo vs Carantoc vs pweedas"

Maybe ladies first?

Mark _australia

23526 posts

25 Mar 2015 6:54pm

^^^ yeah i reckon. I recall at least Waterloo and Carantoc winning recently, not sboardcrazy, and Carantoc was mean to me once, so I vote Sue.

decrepit

12802 posts

25 Mar 2015 7:56pm

Yep, Sue gets my vote as well.

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