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CC318 - Merry Christmas!

Created by Windxtasy Windxtasy  > 9 months ago, 17 Dec 2013
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Windxtasy
Windxtasy

WA

4017 posts

17 Dec 2013 11:01am




MikeyS
MikeyS

VIC

1509 posts

17 Dec 2013 3:01pm
So that's why they call him Saint Nickerless
sausage
sausage

QLD

4873 posts

17 Dec 2013 2:07pm
Thong wearing Santa.... Must be Australian.
Haggar
Haggar

QLD

1670 posts

17 Dec 2013 2:28pm
Dori says "That bloke isnt what he cracked up to be"
......... and every 5 minutes Dori says
"That bloke isnt what he cracked up to be"
climber
climber

NSW

1125 posts

17 Dec 2013 3:38pm
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That would be "Santa's Stocking"
Bondalucci
Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

17 Dec 2013 6:38pm
Santa had no choice but to bury his nose in the fresh scent of the Pine tree,

because that frickin' gold fish kept on farting!






Mark _australia
Mark _australia

WA

23526 posts

17 Dec 2013 5:28pm
If you had chillblains on your cheeks from 40,000km in one night on a cold sleigh seat, you'd go for comfort rather than conventional too


Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate

SA

3591 posts

17 Dec 2013 8:11pm
Looks like Mrs Claus is on the naughty list this X-mas
terminal
terminal

1421 posts

17 Dec 2013 6:51pm





Santa stripagram - Ho!
FormulaNova
FormulaNova

WA

15090 posts

17 Dec 2013 7:14pm



Hey don't laugh. You would be dressing a bit like this too if you had one long night of beer and cookies.

FormulaNova
FormulaNova

WA

15090 posts

17 Dec 2013 7:15pm



Stockings, socks, and more stockings! All Santa wanted was a pair of cumfy briefs!


Bondalucci
Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

17 Dec 2013 11:29pm




John340
John340

QLD

3373 posts

17 Dec 2013 11:53pm
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Windxtasy said...
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What's Christmas come to when we can't rely on a decent Santa crack at the Chimney anymore!
Chris6791
Chris6791

WA

3271 posts

18 Dec 2013 3:10am
Whilst Santa has coming down the chimney down pat, coming out the closet requires something stronger than milk left on the mantelpiece.
Kazza
Kazza

TAS

2344 posts

18 Dec 2013 9:39am
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Bondalucci said..







I like it!!
Richiefish
Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

18 Dec 2013 8:46am
Meanwhile at the strip club, Mercedes realizes theres been a mix up....



hamburglar
hamburglar

ACT

2174 posts

18 Dec 2013 3:35pm
As tony decided to tax everything to reduce the deficit Santa hit a new low and was forced to smuggle crack to supplement his in come




albers
albers

NSW

1739 posts

18 Dec 2013 4:31pm



pweedas
pweedas

WA

4642 posts

18 Dec 2013 4:38pm



Oh noooooooo! A Great White! And here's me trapped in a gold fish bowl. Heeeeelp!

albers
albers

NSW

1739 posts

18 Dec 2013 7:46pm




NotWal
NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

18 Dec 2013 9:52pm
Thanta goeth caroling.
(Carolth are Chrithmath thongs.)
Windxtasy
Windxtasy

WA

4017 posts

19 Dec 2013 9:35am








Oooh! I hope it's that inflatable goldfish doll I asked for!
Richiefish
Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

20 Dec 2013 10:13am
My Lone Ranger mask ! So thats where it got to....Santa you Bastard !!!
Windxtasy
Windxtasy

WA

4017 posts

22 Dec 2013 9:52am
Last call for entries!
I'll call it tonight.
Windxtasy
Windxtasy

WA

4017 posts

22 Dec 2013 10:30pm
Mikey S led from the front but was just pipped at the post by Richie's lateral thinking. I hope Santa got his knickers back!
Over to you Richie...,
Richiefish
Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

23 Dec 2013 9:34pm
Righto then.
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