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CC318 - Merry Christmas!

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Windxtasy > 9 months ago, 17 Dec 2013

Windxtasy

4017 posts

17 Dec 2013 11:01am

MikeyS

VIC

1509 posts

17 Dec 2013 3:01pm

So that's why they call him Saint Nickerless

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

17 Dec 2013 2:07pm

Thong wearing Santa.... Must be Australian.

Haggar

QLD

1670 posts

17 Dec 2013 2:28pm

Dori says "That bloke isnt what he cracked up to be"
......... and every 5 minutes Dori says
"That bloke isnt what he cracked up to be"

climber

NSW

1125 posts

17 Dec 2013 3:38pm

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That would be "Santa's Stocking"

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

17 Dec 2013 6:38pm

Santa had no choice but to bury his nose in the fresh scent of the Pine tree,

because that frickin' gold fish kept on farting!

Mark _australia

23526 posts

17 Dec 2013 5:28pm

If you had chillblains on your cheeks from 40,000km in one night on a cold sleigh seat, you'd go for comfort rather than conventional too

Stuthepirate

3591 posts

17 Dec 2013 8:11pm

Looks like Mrs Claus is on the naughty list this X-mas

terminal

1421 posts

17 Dec 2013 6:51pm

Santa stripagram - Ho!

FormulaNova

15090 posts

17 Dec 2013 7:14pm

Hey don't laugh. You would be dressing a bit like this too if you had one long night of beer and cookies.

FormulaNova

15090 posts

17 Dec 2013 7:15pm

Stockings, socks, and more stockings! All Santa wanted was a pair of cumfy briefs!

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

17 Dec 2013 11:29pm

John340

QLD

3373 posts

17 Dec 2013 11:53pm

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Windxtasy said...
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What's Christmas come to when we can't rely on a decent Santa crack at the Chimney anymore!

Chris6791

3271 posts

18 Dec 2013 3:10am

Whilst Santa has coming down the chimney down pat, coming out the closet requires something stronger than milk left on the mantelpiece.

Kazza

TAS

2344 posts

18 Dec 2013 9:39am

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Bondalucci said..

I like it!!

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

18 Dec 2013 8:46am

Meanwhile at the strip club, Mercedes realizes theres been a mix up....

hamburglar

ACT

2174 posts

18 Dec 2013 3:35pm

As tony decided to tax everything to reduce the deficit Santa hit a new low and was forced to smuggle crack to supplement his in come

albers

NSW

1739 posts

18 Dec 2013 4:31pm

pweedas

4642 posts

18 Dec 2013 4:38pm

Oh noooooooo! A Great White! And here's me trapped in a gold fish bowl. Heeeeelp!

albers

NSW

1739 posts

18 Dec 2013 7:46pm

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

18 Dec 2013 9:52pm

Thanta goeth caroling.
(Carolth are Chrithmath thongs.)

Windxtasy

4017 posts

19 Dec 2013 9:35am

Oooh! I hope it's that inflatable goldfish doll I asked for!

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

20 Dec 2013 10:13am

My Lone Ranger mask ! So thats where it got to....Santa you Bastard !!!

Windxtasy

4017 posts

22 Dec 2013 9:52am

Last call for entries!
I'll call it tonight.

Windxtasy

4017 posts

22 Dec 2013 10:30pm

Mikey S led from the front but was just pipped at the post by Richie's lateral thinking. I hope Santa got his knickers back!
Over to you Richie...,

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

23 Dec 2013 9:34pm

Righto then.

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